having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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11:05 seriously get the hell over yourself a lot of people still use the word banging
11:05 - The answer to your question: EVERYBODY DUMBSHIT. It's not like the OP used the term "rolling in the hay" or something. The reason you don't use the word "banging" is because you're a virgin. Shouldn't you be buying a pocket protector instead of appointing yourself the Grammar Police? Youre as annoying as all the "Fake Police" that troll these posts.
wanna give me his number?
Girl: We don't have a condom.
Macgyver: Ok. I need some Saran wrap, a rubber band and six paper clips. Now bend over and let's hope for the best.
11:05 Lol. Everyone who has sex still uses that word it seems. You can use it when you start having sex too.
Girl: macgyver! My dad called and said he's oming in a minute? You gotta get outta here!
Mac: listen here toots all I need an empty coke bottle a magnifying glass ziploc bags n a spoon and well tackle this
well, 11:05 has a little dick for you, 1:53, if you are a man
Not fair, I want a little dick too...
"Good Lord, can he really say 'bang my girlfriend' on TV?"
Pennies don't rust! Gosh
Where you from? Hattiesburg here!
1208 hahaha nice family guy referance.
...so, he had a mullet?
MISSISSIPPI STATE SUCKS
Soooo you have dif area codes... Why?
Sorry, just sounds like you got humped by a retard.
so by simple things you mean his embarrassingly small penis, correct?
If your a blonde then he did do the simplest thing!
so how does the old bunghole feel this morning?
I'll gag you with the phone cord, slap your titties with a spatula, and put a sharpie your ass
Girl: I have genital warts.
Macgyver: Ok. Just open your mouth. Right, now get down on your knees and close your eyes. Now this part will really surprise you.....
11:05 Is the kind of douchebag that thinks anything besides "fucking" denotes an emotional attachment.
Lol@ 6:43 how could you get pennies to rust?
Girl: I'm on my period
Macgyver: Ok. I just need two bandages, toothpaste, eight of the rustiest pennies you can find. Hurry! I have to have that pussy within the hour.
2:19, you could stfu too
Who the fuck still uses the word "banging"???? Seriously?
It has been sayed of me...
11:05 is the type of pride cunt that won't fuck a guy unless he "makes love" to her. p.s. He's gonna get sick of missionary with the lights off and cheat on you.
(615): She's talking about me! Love you,babe!!
It's MacGyver! There is no "u" in his name!
Madison woot woot. Rep it
@11:05 fine, it's like fornicating with MacGuyver. Happy now?
Shut up whore. I hope you get raped by a big ni99er.
11:05 is a dumb cunt.
who the fuck gave this a bad night?
Whose tellin stories about me?!?