having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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11:05 seriously get the hell over yourself a lot of people still use the word banging
11:05 - The answer to your question: EVERYBODY DUMBSHIT. It's not like the OP used the term "rolling in the hay" or something. The reason you don't use the word "banging" is because you're a virgin. Shouldn't you be buying a pocket protector instead of appointing yourself the Grammar Police? Youre as annoying as all the "Fake Police" that troll these posts.
Girl: We don't have a condom.
Macgyver: Ok. I need some Saran wrap, a rubber band and six paper clips. Now bend over and let's hope for the best.
wanna give me his number?
11:05 Lol. Everyone who has sex still uses that word it seems. You can use it when you start having sex too.
Girl: macgyver! My dad called and said he's oming in a minute? You gotta get outta here!
Mac: listen here toots all I need an empty coke bottle a magnifying glass ziploc bags n a spoon and well tackle this
Not fair, I want a little dick too...
"Good Lord, can he really say 'bang my girlfriend' on TV?"
Pennies don't rust! Gosh
well, 11:05 has a little dick for you, 1:53, if you are a man
Where you from? Hattiesburg here!
1208 hahaha nice family guy referance.
...so, he had a mullet?
MISSISSIPPI STATE SUCKS
Sorry, just sounds like you got humped by a retard.
so by simple things you mean his embarrassingly small penis, correct?
If your a blonde then he did do the simplest thing!
so how does the old bunghole feel this morning?
I'll gag you with the phone cord, slap your titties with a spatula, and put a sharpie your ass
Girl: I have genital warts.
Macgyver: Ok. Just open your mouth. Right, now get down on your knees and close your eyes. Now this part will really surprise you.....
11:05 Is the kind of douchebag that thinks anything besides "fucking" denotes an emotional attachment.
Lol@ 6:43 how could you get pennies to rust?
Girl: I'm on my period
Macgyver: Ok. I just need two bandages, toothpaste, eight of the rustiest pennies you can find. Hurry! I have to have that pussy within the hour.
Who the fuck still uses the word "banging"???? Seriously?
2:19, you could stfu too
It has been sayed of me...
11:05 is the type of pride cunt that won't fuck a guy unless he "makes love" to her. p.s. He's gonna get sick of missionary with the lights off and cheat on you.
Soooo you have dif area codes... Why?
(615): She's talking about me! Love you,babe!!
It's MacGyver! There is no "u" in his name!
Madison woot woot. Rep it
@11:05 fine, it's like fornicating with MacGuyver. Happy now?
Shut up whore. I hope you get raped by a big ni99er.
11:05 is a dumb cunt.
who the fuck gave this a bad night?
Whose tellin stories about me?!?