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  • 11:05 seriously get the hell over yourself a lot of people still use the word banging

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:07am
  • wanna give me his number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am
  • Girl: We don't have a condom. Macgyver: Ok. I need some Saran wrap, a rubber band and six paper clips. Now bend over and let's hope for the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:40pm
  • 11:05 - The answer to your question: EVERYBODY DUMBSHIT. It's not like the OP used the term "rolling in the hay" or something. The reason you don't use the word "banging" is because you're a virgin. Shouldn't you be buying a pocket protector instead of appointing yourself the Grammar Police? Youre as annoying as all the "Fake Police" that troll these posts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18am
  • 11:05 Lol. Everyone who has sex still uses that word it seems. You can use it when you start having sex too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:29am
  • Girl: macgyver! My dad called and said he's oming in a minute? You gotta get outta here! Mac: listen here toots all I need an empty coke bottle a magnifying glass ziploc bags n a spoon and well tackle this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Not fair, I want a little dick too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Pennies don't rust! Gosh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:00pm
  • well, 11:05 has a little dick for you, 1:53, if you are a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:59pm
  • "Good Lord, can he really say 'bang my girlfriend' on TV?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Where you from? Hattiesburg here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14am
  • 1208 hahaha nice family guy referance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:29pm
  • MISSISSIPPI STATE SUCKS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:44pm
  • ...so, he had a mullet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:30am
  • Soooo you have dif area codes... Why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:44am
  • 2:19, you could stfu too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 11:05 Is the kind of douchebag that thinks anything besides "fucking" denotes an emotional attachment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:51pm
  • I'll gag you with the phone cord, slap your titties with a spatula, and put a sharpie your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:17pm
  • so by simple things you mean his embarrassingly small penis, correct?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Girl: I have genital warts. Macgyver: Ok. Just open your mouth. Right, now get down on your knees and close your eyes. Now this part will really surprise you.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:46pm
  • so how does the old bunghole feel this morning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:17am
  • Woooo Mississippi!!!!!

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:35am
  • It has been sayed of me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:59pm
  • It's MacGyver! There is no "u" in his name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:39pm
  • (615): She's talking about me! Love you,babe!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:40am
  • Who the fuck still uses the word "banging"???? Seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am
  • Sorry, just sounds like you got humped by a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:10am
  • Lol@ 6:43 how could you get pennies to rust?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:37pm
  • 11:05 is the type of pride cunt that won't fuck a guy unless he "makes love" to her. p.s. He's gonna get sick of missionary with the lights off and cheat on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:58pm
  • If your a blonde then he did do the simplest thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Girl: I'm on my period Macgyver: Ok. I just need two bandages, toothpaste, eight of the rustiest pennies you can find. Hurry! I have to have that pussy within the hour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Madison woot woot. Rep it

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 25, 10 at 2:46pm
  • @11:05 fine, it's like fornicating with MacGuyver. Happy now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Shut up whore. I hope you get raped by a big ni99er.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 11:05 is a dumb cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:18pm
  • who the fuck gave this a bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:18am
  • Whose tellin stories about me?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am
  • Repping m-town

    Submitted by madman723 on Sep 14, 10 at 10:37am
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