when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Being first to comment on TFLN is like winning the special olympics you're still a retard.
That the mob came by and left it as a warning
Flush the fish! Flush the fish!
fish = dead hooker.....
tell her it committed suicide. wtf is this about?
Dirty at least I'm not going from post to post saying I'm first. Least you could do is actually post something funny. Go choke on a pretzel and die in a barn fire.
tell her you're making her seafood for dinner.
It wasn't the only thing that smelled like dead fish in that bed
"Looks like there's a lot of fish in the sea, but your still the only fish for me ;)"
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
That's no fish, that's my wife!
Sissyfourtwenty maybe I already choked on a pretzel? And maybe I already burned in a barn fire? Speak not douchetard. Maybe you should say something funny?
Kinky fish sex FTW?
Anon kick yourself and sissyfourtwenty you're on here so welcome to the special olympics.
tell her nothing if she doesnt know it didnt happen
Being first was cool but this firsty clan bullshit makes me wanna kick someone
Tell her to wash that thing!