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  • Hmm something clever to say....something clever to say...nah, you're a dick. I hope she dumps your ass

    Submitted by Tic on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm
  • I don't care if I understand the bond between a man and his dick; this douche is a sleaze. And his "friend" isn't any better! If my fiancé cheated on me and used this as his excuse, I'd punch him in the face, then kick him in the nads.

    Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 24, 10 at 9:53pm
    • I like that idea. Then the never ending war would stop.

      Submitted by mel24 on Jul 25, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Yeah say that to every girl you cheat on and let me know how many times it actually works!

    Submitted by memyself on Jul 25, 10 at 12:27am
  • Should have settled for a bj..\nPres. Clinton said that is not sex

    Submitted by BingoBOB on Jul 25, 10 at 11:19am
  • That's the difference between men and boys. Men can actually control themselves and act like human beings rather than impulse driven animals.

    Submitted by zweisamkeit on Jul 25, 10 at 11:59am
  • Or, just tell her that you're a gigantic, unfaithful asshole. You know, the truth.

    Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 25, 10 at 9:02am
  • Waaaaait a minute. No we can't!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Wow what an ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 6:21am
  • I feel the same way about my heart and my clitoris.

    Submitted by smartities on Jul 25, 10 at 1:58am
  • I will live by that now!

    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:22pm
  • i hope she finds out by reading this.

    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:38am
  • That's actually not even funny.. Nice try, though. You could always try telling her the truth and doing us girls a favor by never dating someone again. Or is that too considerate..?

    Submitted by biiotch on Jul 26, 10 at 12:14pm
  • Zweisamkeit, you're going to end up alone. Girls who talk about the difference between boys and men have daddy issues and watch too much Lifetime. The only difference between a boy and a man is the age difference.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:20am
  • If a guy ever said this to me, I would laugh then dump his ass, and then laugh some more. A funny lame excuse to be a dick.

    Submitted by WTCsn on Jul 26, 10 at 10:58am
  • R3x I hope you're joking.

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Sickk buzzz

    Submitted by sickbuzz on Jul 24, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Martel got that from a geico commercial you douche.

    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:20am
  • Yes! Finally an excuse to get a bunch of handjobs!!!

    Submitted by HDstudly on Jul 24, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I was thinking the same thing Ms. Cooter. I think he/she just got dumped or is already drunk. Lmao

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 9:41pm
  • Fuck em both! After tell em that they can both have you at the same time or no one gets you. You either get constant threesomes or your free of two bitches

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 10:47pm
  • ....we can?? Cool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Crime and punishment reference?

    Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jul 24, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Reppin the 860!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:28pm
  • This is like 100%true lmao

    Submitted by Jeffer9012 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:57am
  • That's Quacktastic!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Rule 34

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24am
  • Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 1:09am
  • Hahaha dood that is an epic saying icant wait to try ad use it.

    Submitted by mongoose313 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:42am
  • This Shit suck's that is all if the chick really loves u and u really love her try to work it out say sorry and send flowers and choclate even after she's forgiving you Hope for the best

    Submitted by R3X on Jul 24, 10 at 9:23pm
  • But you have to say it with a dramatic voice, that's vital to this plan working

    Submitted by stig on Jul 24, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Women can never understand. There is no battle that has raged on as long as the penis and the brain. But really, I support my penis.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Gotta love the good ol' 860 keepin it classy CT

    Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 24, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Maybe Melissa is a girl he's trying to date and knows this will blow his chance, so quit being so judgmental you jack wagons

    Submitted by mastetpeck on Jul 24, 10 at 10:35pm