Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Hmm something clever to say....something clever to say...nah, you're a dick. I hope she dumps your ass
I don't care if I understand the bond between a man and his dick; this douche is a sleaze. And his "friend" isn't any better! If my fiancé cheated on me and used this as his excuse, I'd punch him in the face, then kick him in the nads.
I like that idea. Then the never ending war would stop.
Yeah say that to every girl you cheat on and let me know how many times it actually works!
Should have settled for a bj..\nPres. Clinton said that is not sex
That's the difference between men and boys. Men can actually control themselves and act like human beings rather than impulse driven animals.
Or, just tell her that you're a gigantic, unfaithful asshole. You know, the truth.
Waaaaait a minute. No we can't!
Wow what an ass
I feel the same way about my heart and my clitoris.
I will live by that now!
i hope she finds out by reading this.
That's actually not even funny.. Nice try, though. You could always try telling her the truth and doing us girls a favor by never dating someone again. Or is that too considerate..?
Zweisamkeit, you're going to end up alone. Girls who talk about the difference between boys and men have daddy issues and watch too much Lifetime. The only difference between a boy and a man is the age difference.
If a guy ever said this to me, I would laugh then dump his ass, and then laugh some more. A funny lame excuse to be a dick.
R3x I hope you're joking.
Martel got that from a geico commercial you douche.
Yes! Finally an excuse to get a bunch of handjobs!!!
I was thinking the same thing Ms. Cooter. I think he/she just got dumped or is already drunk. Lmao
Fuck em both! After tell em that they can both have you at the same time or no one gets you. You either get constant threesomes or your free of two bitches
....we can?? Cool!
Crime and punishment reference?
Reppin the 860!
This is like 100%true lmao
Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise
Hahaha dood that is an epic saying icant wait to try ad use it.
This Shit suck's that is all if the chick really loves u and u really love her try to work it out say sorry and send flowers and choclate even after she's forgiving you Hope for the best
But you have to say it with a dramatic voice, that's vital to this plan working
Women can never understand. There is no battle that has raged on as long as the penis and the brain. But really, I support my penis.
Gotta love the good ol' 860 keepin it classy CT
Maybe Melissa is a girl he's trying to date and knows this will blow his chance, so quit being so judgmental you jack wagons