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  • Submitted by Tic on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm

    Hmm something clever to say....something clever to say...nah, you're a dick. I hope she dumps your ass

  • Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 24, 10 at 9:53pm

    I don't care if I understand the bond between a man and his dick; this douche is a sleaze. And his "friend" isn't any better! If my fiancé cheated on me and used this as his excuse, I'd punch him in the face, then kick him in the nads.

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      Submitted by mel24 on Jul 25, 10 at 7:18pm

      I like that idea. Then the never ending war would stop.

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    Submitted by memyself on Jul 25, 10 at 12:27am

    Yeah say that to every girl you cheat on and let me know how many times it actually works!

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    Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 25, 10 at 9:02am

    Or, just tell her that you're a gigantic, unfaithful asshole. You know, the truth.

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    Submitted by zweisamkeit on Jul 25, 10 at 11:59am

    That's the difference between men and boys. Men can actually control themselves and act like human beings rather than impulse driven animals.

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    Submitted by BingoBOB on Jul 25, 10 at 11:19am

    Should have settled for a bj..\nPres. Clinton said that is not sex

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    Submitted by smartities on Jul 25, 10 at 1:58am

    I feel the same way about my heart and my clitoris.

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    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 9:33pm

    R3x I hope you're joking.

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:22pm

    I will live by that now!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm

    Waaaaait a minute. No we can't!

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    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:38am

    i hope she finds out by reading this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 6:21am

    Wow what an ass

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:20am

    Zweisamkeit, you're going to end up alone. Girls who talk about the difference between boys and men have daddy issues and watch too much Lifetime. The only difference between a boy and a man is the age difference.

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    Submitted by biiotch on Jul 26, 10 at 12:14pm

    That's actually not even funny.. Nice try, though. You could always try telling her the truth and doing us girls a favor by never dating someone again. Or is that too considerate..?

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    Submitted by WTCsn on Jul 26, 10 at 10:58am

    If a guy ever said this to me, I would laugh then dump his ass, and then laugh some more. A funny lame excuse to be a dick.

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    Submitted by HDstudly on Jul 24, 10 at 9:24pm

    Yes! Finally an excuse to get a bunch of handjobs!!!

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    Submitted by sickbuzz on Jul 24, 10 at 10:54pm

    Sickk buzzz

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 9:41pm

    I was thinking the same thing Ms. Cooter. I think he/she just got dumped or is already drunk. Lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm

    ....we can?? Cool!

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    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:20am

    Martel got that from a geico commercial you douche.

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    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 1:09am

    Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

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    Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jul 24, 10 at 11:46pm

    Crime and punishment reference?

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 10:47pm

    Fuck em both! After tell em that they can both have you at the same time or no one gets you. You either get constant threesomes or your free of two bitches

  • 52 77
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24am

    Rule 34

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:16pm

    That's Quacktastic!

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    Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 24, 10 at 10:30pm

    Gotta love the good ol' 860 keepin it classy CT

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:28pm

    Reppin the 860!

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    Submitted by Jeffer9012 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:57am

    This is like 100%true lmao

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 9:47pm

    Women can never understand. There is no battle that has raged on as long as the penis and the brain. But really, I support my penis.

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    Submitted by stig on Jul 24, 10 at 11:14pm

    But you have to say it with a dramatic voice, that's vital to this plan working

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    Submitted by mongoose313 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:42am

    Hahaha dood that is an epic saying icant wait to try ad use it.

  • Submitted by R3X on Jul 24, 10 at 9:23pm

    This Shit suck's that is all if the chick really loves u and u really love her try to work it out say sorry and send flowers and choclate even after she's forgiving you Hope for the best

  • Submitted by mastetpeck on Jul 24, 10 at 10:35pm

    Maybe Melissa is a girl he's trying to date and knows this will blow his chance, so quit being so judgmental you jack wagons