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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    I got a DUI on a unicycle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:48pm

    hahah read about this guy on aol news

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:05pm

    12:12 The DMV say's its gotta have two wheels to be considered a vehicle, so bicycles are definitely on the list!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:12pm

    9:27- in many states, you can get a DUI while riding a bicycle. Why couldn't you get one on a unicycle?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:45pm

    HAHAH i know someone in SMC who got a DUI on a lawnmower... effing ridiculous

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:15am

    Haha classic. I'd pay his ticket!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10am

    That happened to my neighbor 10 years ago.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:23pm

    Doesn't everyone get wasted before they cut the grass?

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    Submitted by ThePoisonOne on Mar 3, 10 at 11:29pm

    Wooo <3 410!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14pm

    lol, bound to happen, where i'm from we have lawn mower races so...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:05pm

    DUI's are funny no matter what type of vehicle. youre a joke for driving drunk in the first place and deserve it

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    Submitted by 92348237482374 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:17pm

    Haha this is most likely a lie, considering thats what happened to the famous country singer George Jones. Good job though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:48am

    That's standard down here in FLGA - practially a rite of passage for entering redneck society. The real question is whether it was a standard lawn mower or one o' dem dar suped up typies..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:56pm

    oh my god steve the lawnmower man is fucking great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:09am

    Fucking golden

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:28pm

    i had a trauma patient once. dui. hit a police car. that was parked. while on a tractor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:09am

    An old friends uncle got a DUI when he wAs riding a horse. Amazing

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:55am

    How the hell is that even possible. that absolutely hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:56am

    In MT i saw a guy on a lawnmower drinkin a tall boy drive up a small tree the lawnmower flipped backwards on top of him and he didn't spill a drop of beer! I love MT (Most alcohol consumed per capita!!!!)

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    Submitted by Paulunatr on Jul 2, 10 at 1:25pm

    DUDE! I once watched my neighbor drive around on his tractor mower for three goddamn hours on a Saturday morning. After that he broke into my house and took all the peanut products I had so he could 'feed his pet elephant.' I've been leaving a bag of peanuts on his doorstep every Saturday ever since.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    How do you get pulled over on a lawnmower? I have a right to mow my own lawn as wasted as I want!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:56am

    haha that would be good ol' Carroll County, MD!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40pm

    i fucking love maryland

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:33am

    was his name Steve?!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    Didn't this happen on King of the Hill? Hmm...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:48am

    DUI's are NOT funny. fail.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:25am

    Years back a dude in New Jersey, got arrested for DUI on a motorized scooter, going under the speed limit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:43pm

    @10:48: You're right, a DUI is not funny. But a DUI on a lawnmower is fucking hilarious...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:51am

    Hank Hill'ed that shit!

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    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Apr 10, 10 at 12:56am

    queen annes county. gotta love maryland :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03am

    i wish i was as cool as that guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:28am

    If you're able to ride a unicycle, drunk or not...well, damn, I'm impressed - though you can get a DUI on anything mobile with wheels, even your kids tricycle, if you're drunk!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:50pm

    this must be in wisconsin right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    LOL Yay Carroll County!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:36pm

    oh HELL yes southern maryland

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:34am

    There's a video of a guy passing out while driving a lawnmower and being pulled over. It's HILARIOUS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:44pm

    A guy got locked up for DUI while resurfacing the ice at a rink here in Jersey, on a Zamboni!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10am

    I am glad I could be someone's hero!!! But to be fair the grass was long!!

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    Submitted by R3X on Jul 1, 10 at 5:28am

    EPIC WIN I WOULD HAVE INVITED HIM OVER TO MY HOUSE 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:51am

    wtf is the person who wrote this living in texas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:53am

    where I'm from you get BUI's (boating under the influence)... My boyfriend got a BUI and a DUI in one day. He loaded the boat onto the trailer and then got in his truck to drive away... and then... fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:15pm

    i know a guy who got a dui on a lawn mower. he was riding the lawn mower and ended up getting caught at a church during their sunday mornin service.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:27am

    1:53PM you fail. You can't get a DUI on a unicycle not considered a vehicle.

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      Submitted by armymusic on Sep 3, 11 at 9:33pm

      actually in nc you can and in ny aswell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:54am

    10:48 you Fail at life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:56am

    Ha, ha! I know someone who got a Felony DWI on a motorized scooter at a Holiday Gas Station!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:33pm

    youtube- steve the lawnmower guy- AMAZING!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:38pm

    After I got arrested for a DUI I got in to in argument in the cell with about who was more drunk. Im pretty sure it was him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07pm

    i love being from md atleast i got my dui in a jeep at 7 in the morning

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:43pm

    For some reason, this sounds like something Keith Moon would do...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:00pm

    thank u Baltimore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:31am

    Judging by all the replies, he's all OUR hero, too!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:55pm

    Definitely Carroll county

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:40pm

    you know you're in southern maryland when...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:31pm

    i just watched those youtube vids of "steve the lawnmower guy". funniest shit i've ever seen. be sure to watch all 3 videos.

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    Submitted by StarStruck330 on Oct 16, 10 at 4:33pm

    LMAO!! MY DAD RACES LAWNMOWERS.. HAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:58pm

    fucking hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 10:12pm

    And THAT ladies and gentlemen - is Maryland haha gotta love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:15pm

    that is so carroll county

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:13pm

    SMC has a few boys who have gotten a DUI/DWI on a lawnmower--the last one wasn't driving on the lawn though. He was driving down 234.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    hahahahhahahhahaha 4:14 PM two thumbs up!

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    Submitted by bmuenter on May 4, 11 at 3:33am

    My new hell hero as well

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 29, 12 at 6:21pm

    This should be listed under the 1st amendment : freedom of speech, and freedom to get drunk and ride a tractor .. At any hour of the night.. The day that happens ill be a proud American 🇺🇸

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:50pm

    my neighbor only mows his lawn drunk. best part--his best friend is a cop, and laughs his ass off when my neighbor does doughnuts on the lawnmower.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:33pm

    that happened to my neighboor [poor guy died over the winter] he got his truck taken away frm a DUI and had his license suspended, then rode his lawn mower up to the local inn as usual, the police ended up taking away the key to the lawn mower and padlocking it to his shed... god you end up missing the area drunk, lifes alot less eventfull without the guy you know your in carroll county/bmore county when..... more like

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:14pm

    ehh I would say dui on a lawnmower a t1am constitutes humor 4:05. extra points if you fall asleep and do donuts on your own lawn at 5mph.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:12pm

    I think I saw that episode of cops the other night

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    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 14, 12 at 10:37pm

    George jones bitches!!!

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    Submitted by clew19599 on Apr 19, 12 at 10:29pm

    BAHHAGAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA night made!

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    Submitted by kaylasteade23 on May 8, 14 at 3:03am

    Hahahaha