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  • 9:27- in many states, you can get a DUI while riding a bicycle. Why couldn't you get one on a unicycle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:12pm
  • hahah read about this guy on aol news

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I am glad I could be someone's hero!!! But to be fair the grass was long!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10am
  • HAHAH i know someone in SMC who got a DUI on a lawnmower... effing ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:45pm
  • DUI's are funny no matter what type of vehicle. youre a joke for driving drunk in the first place and deserve it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:05pm
  • oh my god steve the lawnmower man is fucking great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Doesn't everyone get wasted before they cut the grass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:23pm
  • That happened to my neighbor 10 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10am
  • 10:48 you Fail at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:54am
  • LOL Yay Carroll County!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm
  • fucking hilarious!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:58pm
  • How do you get pulled over on a lawnmower? I have a right to mow my own lawn as wasted as I want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Didn't this happen on King of the Hill? Hmm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:06pm
  • haha that would be good ol' Carroll County, MD!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:56am
  • 12:12 The DMV say's its gotta have two wheels to be considered a vehicle, so bicycles are definitely on the list!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:05pm
  • @10:48: You're right, a DUI is not funny. But a DUI on a lawnmower is fucking hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:43pm
  • I got a DUI on a unicycle

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:53pm
  • This should be listed under the 1st amendment : freedom of speech, and freedom to get drunk and ride a tractor .. At any hour of the night.. The day that happens ill be a proud American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 29, 12 at 6:21pm
  • i know a guy who got a dui on a lawn mower. he was riding the lawn mower and ended up getting caught at a church during their sunday mornin service.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:15pm
  • i had a trauma patient once. dui. hit a police car. that was parked. while on a tractor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:28pm
  • A guy got locked up for DUI while resurfacing the ice at a rink here in Jersey, on a Zamboni!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:44pm
  • There's a video of a guy passing out while driving a lawnmower and being pulled over. It's HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:34am
  • i just watched those youtube vids of "steve the lawnmower guy". funniest shit i've ever seen. be sure to watch all 3 videos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Wooo <3 410!!

    Submitted by ThePoisonOne on Mar 3, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Haha this is most likely a lie, considering thats what happened to the famous country singer George Jones. Good job though

    Submitted by 92348237482374 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:17pm
  • i wish i was as cool as that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03am
  • oh HELL yes southern maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:36pm
  • youtube- steve the lawnmower guy- AMAZING!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Haha classic. I'd pay his ticket!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:15am
  • For some reason, this sounds like something Keith Moon would do...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:43pm
  • DUI's are NOT funny. fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:48am
  • Hank Hill'ed that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:51am
  • If you're able to ride a unicycle, drunk or not...well, damn, I'm impressed - though you can get a DUI on anything mobile with wheels, even your kids tricycle, if you're drunk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:28am
  • where I'm from you get BUI's (boating under the influence)... My boyfriend got a BUI and a DUI in one day. He loaded the boat onto the trailer and then got in his truck to drive away... and then... fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:53am
  • this must be in wisconsin right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:50pm
  • my neighbor only mows his lawn drunk. best part--his best friend is a cop, and laughs his ass off when my neighbor does doughnuts on the lawnmower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:50pm
  • that happened to my neighboor [poor guy died over the winter] he got his truck taken away frm a DUI and had his license suspended, then rode his lawn mower up to the local inn as usual, the police ended up taking away the key to the lawn mower and padlocking it to his shed... god you end up missing the area drunk, lifes alot less eventfull without the guy you know your in carroll county/bmore county when..... more like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:33pm
  • That's standard down here in FLGA - practially a rite of passage for entering redneck society. The real question is whether it was a standard lawn mower or one o' dem dar suped up typies..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:48am
  • How the hell is that even possible. that absolutely hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:55am
  • Definitely Carroll county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:55pm
  • i fucking love maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Judging by all the replies, he's all OUR hero, too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • you know you're in southern maryland when...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 1:53PM you fail. You can't get a DUI on a unicycle not considered a vehicle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:27am
  • DUDE! I once watched my neighbor drive around on his tractor mower for three goddamn hours on a Saturday morning. After that he broke into my house and took all the peanut products I had so he could 'feed his pet elephant.' I've been leaving a bag of peanuts on his doorstep every Saturday ever since.

    Submitted by Paulunatr on Jul 2, 10 at 1:25pm
  • ehh I would say dui on a lawnmower a t1am constitutes humor 4:05. extra points if you fall asleep and do donuts on your own lawn at 5mph.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:14pm
  • I think I saw that episode of cops the other night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Years back a dude in New Jersey, got arrested for DUI on a motorized scooter, going under the speed limit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:25am
  • queen annes county. gotta love maryland :)

    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Apr 10, 10 at 12:56am
  • Fucking golden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:09am
  • lol, bound to happen, where i'm from we have lawn mower races so...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14pm
  • was his name Steve?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:33am
  • An old friends uncle got a DUI when he wAs riding a horse. Amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:09am
  • thank u Baltimore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:00pm
  • EPIC WINξ„± I WOULD HAVE INVITED HIM OVER TO MY HOUSE ξ€Žξ‡ξ‡ξ‡

    Submitted by R3X on Jul 1, 10 at 5:28am
  • And THAT ladies and gentlemen - is Maryland haha gotta love it!

    Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 10:12pm
  • i love being from md atleast i got my dui in a jeep at 7 in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07pm
  • BAHHAGAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA night made!

    Submitted by clew19599 on Apr 19, 12 at 10:29pm
  • that is so carroll county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:15pm
  • hahahahhahahhahaha 4:14 PM two thumbs up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:51pm
  • After I got arrested for a DUI I got in to in argument in the cell with about who was more drunk. Im pretty sure it was him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:38pm
  • wtf is the person who wrote this living in texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:51am
  • George jones bitches!!!

    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 14, 12 at 10:37pm
  • In MT i saw a guy on a lawnmower drinkin a tall boy drive up a small tree the lawnmower flipped backwards on top of him and he didn't spill a drop of beer! I love MT (Most alcohol consumed per capita!!!!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:56am
  • SMC has a few boys who have gotten a DUI/DWI on a lawnmower--the last one wasn't driving on the lawn though. He was driving down 234.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:13pm
  • My new hell hero as well

    Submitted by bmuenter on May 4, 11 at 3:33am
  • LMAO!! MY DAD RACES LAWNMOWERS.. HAHA

    Submitted by StarStruck330 on Oct 16, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Ha, ha! I know someone who got a Felony DWI on a motorized scooter at a Holiday Gas Station!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:56am
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by kaylasteade23 on May 8, 14 at 3:03am
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