i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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He decorated his Yule log?
Talk bout deckin the balls
225: I don't know a goddamn thing about the bible but I at least know today is the day Jesus graduated from college not the day he died on the cross.
How would a girl react to that?
156...really?!? Chicks don't talk like this?!? We definitely do talk like this. The fifties called. They miss you and your sheltered sensibilities.
Should have had some mistletoe hanging on his belt buckle.
2:25 He didn't die on the cross today, dumbass.
Easter???? Fucking idiot. Do you mean Good Friday?
turned on! ;) personally
Representing 817 that's what's up
Woooohhhhoooooo go ho.
y wld she run tht guys hott!
It's a Christmas miracle
... and I'm worried that the lights might have burned his pecker....
love guys with a sense of humor
Girls do talk like this, but did anyone think maybe a guy wrote it??
hahahaha i would get turned on.
Dam merry xmass to u
1:05 if ur talking about the person who said "love is for girls and gays" he meant to say gays. It's a song. Dumb fuck.
WOW 2:25. you're an idiot.
how'd your dog manage that??
Jesus is a fake. Merry Xmas bitches.
i would think hes a clown, but sort of an endearing one. i like guys who can laugh at themselves,, because im able to laugh at myself too:)
Who was he, your father? Father Christmas??
Arlington Texas for the win
And I bet you he said to plug in the lights and turn him on.
What a way to celebrate Jesus dying on te cross.
Who ever even said OP was a girl?
@2:25 What?! Dumbass!
awwww so cute! i wanna guy who is sweet like tht! ;D
were they plugged in?
And then did you push him in the bathtub?
time to open your presents >:D
He was just ready to exchange presents, and she was getting the back half !!!
@1:56 you live under a rock? Girls talk like this all the time.( I do) Or you a male with no friends/life? And @2:25 I don't kno the bible but sure as hell kno he didn't die today. It's Jesus birthday dipshit!
-girl next door
Let me guess, he drinks muscle milk, drinks jaager. Bombs, gels his hair and lives with his mom
Lmao 2:59 that was hilarious
333 is the only person who gets me.
2:30... that rhymed. you rap?
Love is for girls and gays.
If you wanna be with me it goes one of 2 ways.
Either you have sex with me...
Or you have sex with me.
you should wrap ribbon around your leg put a bow on your vag and wrap ribbon around the other leg
ahahahahahahahaha 4:12 wtf are you trying to say?
Ha. Tarrant county. Maybe not. Probly Arlington
Jesus H. Christ is crying in heaven right about... now.
Did he expect u to blow him?
HEY he just gave u a bit of a hint. FLASHING LIGHTS A BOW and a sign saying MERRY CHRISTMAS. Ho Ho Ho that sound like some shit i would do
To I shod tell my boyfriend to do that lmfao
@5:25 Jesus died on Good Friday. Well I guess it wasn't all that good. But you know.
I really wouldn't know what to say to that! haha
2:25 you're a total pinhead...Jesus died on easter ass
little christmas lights don't get hot to the touch. also he might not have been plugged in.
@3:35 am its not necessarily arlington... more like Tarrant County for the win..
Thats hot though
haha well A for effort
I guess I'd be flattered by the effort, concerned about the lights on his bare penis...and then I'd probably just fall down laughing. Not a turn on for me.