Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Peacocks make any activity more enjoyable.
Dude, you suck. Peacocks are the shit. You ever played with a rat when you're drunk? It's magical.
I have to call fake. Peacocks are really mean...I doubt this person could get close enough to feed them.
Rule: Eating doritos isn't as good sober. Ever.
Agreed. Where can I purchase your rule book? Preferably a hard cover copy.
You are from jersey so I'm guessing, Philly zoo ale festival 7/24/10\nGood times
I seriously couldn't understand this text... I had to keep reading it over and over O.o
Peacocks are vicious fuckers. Almost as bad as swans and rabbits...
hate to break it to ya, but youre not actually eating doritos when theyre going into peacock's mouths and not your own