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  • 72 50
    Submitted by PhoenixGrey on Aug 30, 10 at 3:14pm

    I'm in 502...and I'm pretty sure that text could have been directed at my cooking skills...sober. Lol.

  • 76 61
    Submitted by RatedR on Sep 1, 10 at 7:18pm

    I'm in 502, I sent this text to the dumb bitch, and she definitely wasn't drunk. Just plain stupid.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:50pm

    U idiot. Have fun choking on that bottle o fear chuck is gonna cram down ur fate-tempting craw

  • 70 73
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 30, 10 at 10:14am

    for all the empty alcohol bottles that produce this type of thinking

  • 61 62
    Submitted by nexy18 on Aug 30, 10 at 4:11pm

    I hear ya Phoenix. I'm in 502 aswell and I am known for my lack of cooking skills... Lol

  • 55 60
    Submitted by loveforyou on Aug 30, 10 at 10:12am

    Poor thing.

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    Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 31, 10 at 1:59pm

    Good news! No guarantee OP knows how to actually turn on the stove...

  • 38 34
    Submitted by andid on Jun 14, 11 at 5:20am

    Where exactly does one get plastic pots from.

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 12:58pm

    Rule 555: If it exists, Billy Mays could have sold it to anyone. No Exceptions. (He could have even sold fear to Chuck Norris.)