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  • Submitted by nattybuck on Aug 3, 10 at 10:07pm

    you're spitting with the wrong lips

  • Submitted by tcufrog on Aug 3, 10 at 9:13pm

    This is such a fake I'm really not laughing. That kind of TFLN.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 8:16pm

    Rule 217: If you have sunflower seeds in you Vag, be thankful it isn't sand.

  • 95 69
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 8:37pm

    @j00know. Your past comments have been witty and fucking hilarious and you deffinately beat me to the punch on this one. @hater type people, I don't care.

  • 81 70
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:13pm

    Jooknow it seems like a baseball player was trying to plant his seed there.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:47pm

    Thanks rule, you have inspired a few of us witty people to create an account and share our comedic observations! I also applaud your rules.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by thatguy117 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:40pm

    Not quite sure what kind of night THAT would be...

  • 67 59
    Submitted by kherr9 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:47pm

    I hear that

  • 69 63
    Submitted by rellikolah on Aug 3, 10 at 9:56pm

    I got my toes in the water, vag in the sand....

  • 69 65
    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 3, 10 at 9:15pm

    judging by your lack of concern i get the feeling this wasnt the first time you have experienced such a night

  • 71 86
    Submitted by OSU_girl on Aug 3, 10 at 8:08pm

    ....uhh & exactly what kind of night is that?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by insomniacs_dream on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05am

    Seriously... The "that kind of night" posts are getting old. And rulebook you rock

  • 58 62
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:24pm

    I bet the squirrel u banged is flossing his 2 teeth wondering why the hell they taste like bad sushi.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by coop17 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:51am

    Fuck the rule book. I'd much rather be watching shark week than reading this shit.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:44am

    YOURE DOING IT WRONG

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Mastermise on Aug 3, 10 at 10:50pm

    Rulebook and j00know keep me here. Let hatred hate. "Troll rule: feed a troll he he wins"

  • 56 60
    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 6:55am

    last time you let a baseball player nut in you i bet

  • 57 65
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 4, 10 at 2:02am

    Are you banging a gardener?

  • 57 66
    Submitted by miss_priss on Aug 6, 10 at 8:20pm

    Ur nasty

  • 63 79
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 3, 10 at 9:31pm

    Guidos can burn in hell

  • 56 66
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:43am

    I would ask if she was fucking a baseball player but if she was she would have dip spit cuming out of there;)

  • 62 79
    Submitted by dirts on Aug 3, 10 at 11:07pm

    TFLN no longer consists of TFLN, just a bunch of whores texting eachother sober and/or making stuff up.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by NCA on Aug 4, 10 at 1:08am

    Wow. I can only eat seeds with my mouth. Join the circus!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by farmgirl88 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:32am

    That is so nasty, makes me shudder. Reminds me of pulling ticks off of my dogs. Ticks look like sunflower seeds. And they are virtually indestructible. ICK. Clean it up woman. And pray no guy you actually know reads this.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:33pm

    Notknown u need to shut up u loser. Rulebook is the only reason I still go to this site and I'm sure alot of people agree

  • 52 65
    Submitted by missweezy on Aug 4, 10 at 12:18pm

    Nasty ass bitch lol SALTY VAG

  • 54 69
    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:12pm

    @nattybuck bahahahaha! that was funnier than the text!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:36am

    I bet the sunflower seeds had a fakey lame flavor to them.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by vandal36 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:54pm

    I wonder if vag flavored seeds would sell.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Aug 4, 10 at 1:37am

    that's fucking nasty, not even close to a good night. a good night will be when they cancel two and a half men

  • 57 77
    Submitted by fife on Aug 3, 10 at 8:10pm

    extra sodium vagina

  • 55 74
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Aug 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    I lol'd at natty and jooknow

  • 57 78
    Submitted by eriinbaby on Aug 3, 10 at 8:19pm

    Well that's odd..

  • 57 79
    Submitted by mermaidman on Aug 4, 10 at 12:38am

    She must have been eaten out by a hick eating sunflower seeds?

  • 57 80
    Submitted by faravamus_prime on Aug 4, 10 at 1:15am

    This is the new formulae for a tfln: say something really, REALLY stupid that makes no kind of sense and put: that kinda _____.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by RoyalPurple92 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:25am

    You might have had sex with mulder then...

  • 51 72
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 4:09am

    Did you bone a baseball player?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:08am

    I love you lexifer

  • 54 80
    Submitted by notknown on Aug 4, 10 at 5:34am

    fist pumps *

  • 54 83
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 3, 10 at 11:47pm

    In Soviet Russia, vaginas pull sunflower seeds out of you!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Aug 4, 10 at 4:51am

    Maybe she was plowed!!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:58am

    Stop humping sunflowers

  • 47 71
    Submitted by TwirlAndTweak on Aug 3, 10 at 9:43pm

    Wow...I'm not even sure what kind of night she's implying she had.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by yey on Aug 3, 10 at 8:22pm

    i admire your talent to do stuff like that while you sleep.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Lexifer on Aug 4, 10 at 8:36am

    Haha someone literally planted their seed in her

  • Submitted by notknown on Aug 3, 10 at 8:22pm

    @TheRuleBook you're not funny\n Shut up

  • 45 71
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 3, 10 at 10:03pm

    Yeah rulebook! Look at that love!

  • 46 75
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am

    So you spent the night playing leap frog with sunflowers? WTF is the OP talking about?

  • 43 72
    Submitted by awesomechick on Aug 4, 10 at 2:37am

    Sorry to see this is from CT but not surprised "that kind of night" TFNL lame!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42pm

    Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!

  • 38 68
    Submitted by notknown on Aug 4, 10 at 5:31am

    @ MiketheSituation I love you

  • 43 80
    Submitted by skootles on Aug 3, 10 at 8:06pm

    THAT kind of night.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:38pm

    Ah damn thats my area code. : /

  • 27 61
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 5, 10 at 12:41am

    @RuLe enjoy the rest of shark week. I'll still be looking for your comments. I'm not repulsed by the seeds being in her vag, it's strange but I just hope next time I buy some I don't remember this text.

  • 34 79
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 8:31pm

    I'm sure the squirrel is trying to swish the taste of fish outta his mouth and wondering where his seeds are

  • 37 87
    Submitted by howtolivefree on Nov 8, 10 at 7:27am

    thats love