I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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you're spitting with the wrong lips
This is such a fake I'm really not laughing. That kind of TFLN.
Rule 217: If you have sunflower seeds in you Vag, be thankful it isn't sand.
@j00know. Your past comments have been witty and fucking hilarious and you deffinately beat me to the punch on this one. @hater type people, I don't care.
Not quite sure what kind of night THAT would be...
Jooknow it seems like a baseball player was trying to plant his seed there.
Thanks rule, you have inspired a few of us witty people to create an account and share our comedic observations! I also applaud your rules.
I hear that
I got my toes in the water, vag in the sand....
YOURE DOING IT WRONG
judging by your lack of concern i get the feeling this wasnt the first time you have experienced such a night
Fuck the rule book. I'd much rather be watching shark week than reading this shit.
Are you banging a gardener?
@nattybuck bahahahaha! that was funnier than the text!
Well that's odd..
....uhh & exactly what kind of night is that?
Guidos can burn in hell
You been drinking that haterade?
Wow. I can only eat seeds with my mouth. Join the circus!
She must have been eaten out by a hick eating sunflower seeds?
I bet the squirrel u banged is flossing his 2 teeth wondering why the hell they taste like bad sushi.
last time you let a baseball player nut in you i bet
TFLN no longer consists of TFLN, just a bunch of whores texting eachother sober and/or making stuff up.
Rulebook and j00know keep me here. Let hatred hate. "Troll rule: feed a troll he he wins"
that's fucking nasty, not even close to a good night. a good night will be when they cancel two and a half men
I would ask if she was fucking a baseball player but if she was she would have dip spit cuming out of there;)
That is so nasty, makes me shudder. Reminds me of pulling ticks off of my dogs. Ticks look like sunflower seeds. And they are virtually indestructible. ICK. Clean it up woman. And pray no guy you actually know reads this.
I bet the sunflower seeds had a fakey lame flavor to them.
Did you bone a baseball player?
You might have had sex with mulder then...
extra sodium vagina
fist pumps *
This is the new formulae for a tfln: say something really, REALLY stupid that makes no kind of sense and put: that kinda _____.
I lol'd at natty and jooknow
I wonder if vag flavored seeds would sell.
i admire your talent to do stuff like that while you sleep.
Seriously... The "that kind of night" posts are getting old. And rulebook you rock
Notknown u need to shut up u loser. Rulebook is the only reason I still go to this site and I'm sure alot of people agree
Nasty ass bitch lol SALTY VAG
In Soviet Russia, vaginas pull sunflower seeds out of you!
I love you lexifer
@TheRuleBook you're not funny\n Shut up
Maybe she was plowed!!
Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!
Haha someone literally planted their seed in her
@ MiketheSituation I love you
Wow...I'm not even sure what kind of night she's implying she had.
Ah damn thats my area code. : /
So you spent the night playing leap frog with sunflowers? WTF is the OP talking about?
Sorry to see this is from CT but not surprised "that kind of night" TFNL lame!
Stop humping sunflowers
THAT kind of night.
Yeah rulebook! Look at that love!
@RuLe enjoy the rest of shark week. I'll still be looking for your comments. I'm not repulsed by the seeds being in her vag, it's strange but I just hope next time I buy some I don't remember this text.
I'm sure the squirrel is trying to swish the taste of fish outta his mouth and wondering where his seeds are