Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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Am I the only one that *doesn't* want to see any firsty comments???
He put them in water. How thoughtful :-/
Am I the only one who noticed the area code? Hello, 555 DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
Then Firsty would suggest: Don't read the comments.
That's true love right thurrr.
Hentailover- even though your name makes me want to cry, I'm with you.
It won't let you type on the iPhone app. You have to have the area code copied and paste it in. They were prob lazy. Or it's all fake, who knows
Henman, wooowgirl and tinydicksuperman firsty is thirst for some firsty Inc. Pretzels. Old people are stupid.
Ahhh the ol' flowers to make up for the cheating he did. Classic.
It's the anonymous area code... they don't want u to know where they live, doesn't make it fake
It's called "the rest of this site"
Yeah join the craze and fuck other guys chanting about pretzels. I'm pretty sure they get salty snacks from each other but they ain't pretzels
That's so sweet
Mr. Wishhehadadick @ tensixteen you are on line on a Friday night when most old people are shagging. How sad you are a loser. Maybe if you joined the firsty craze you could get laid too? Doubtful. I don't even know who firsty is. I just see you and losers like you hate him so I laugh at you. Sad superman. You bring shame to that name.
I'm down with hentailover fuck firsty
Oh. Oh no! Dude! There's like a mass grp
You stupid bitch. He bought flowers for you, then threw them into the fucking toilet because you farted in your sleep. Tell the fucking truth, you cunt
For a twelve year old u ride a lotta dick. Firtsy's mostly. Stfu
hahaha that's halirious! and still cutee at the same time! hahaah