his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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