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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06am

    And why's wroing with that, 9:03? I'd love to have girls following me around begging to get laid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:51am

    Meaningful? This is TFLN. Nothing here is meaningful.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:05am

    Why does it matter if you are first?

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:43am

    Because the moron has nothing meaningful to add

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:25am

    It's like the guy says in Revenge of the Nerds, "All nerds think about is sex."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14pm

    I don't know...there's this girl I know who's totally hot now, and everyone says "I wanna do her so bad" but I always remember that she is the girl who shit her pants in 8th grade. You can't really bone someone if that's how you think of them, you know?

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:58am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:42am

    The guy is my goddamn hero

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:25am

    No I don't have to love jersey girls, they are all diseased!!!!~•€¥£

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:09am

    Gives those of us who did dorky things in middle school some sort of hope...

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:06am

    12:59PM is a high school freshman

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:51am

    Gotta love Jersey Girls..

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:29pm

    I hope this is me in a few years

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:02am

    This would be my area code

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:40am

    Thinkin about starting a website where I go around giving girls their 1st or.ga.sm if they've never had one, I just charge for expenses to get there, so it's what you call Pro Bone-o I guess. If I can't give u one, no one can. Also, money back guarantee.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:53am

    I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives. Definitely doesn't help my ego.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45pm

    "the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid." Oh yeah, cause that's the worst thing imaginable, women following you around begging you for cock. Are you fucking retarded?

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:31am

    Two freaks are better than one. Cuntfuckus

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:20, the little black kid that goes "Rumpelstiltskin?" in that movie is a freshman at Northeastern. I know this, because I go there. Thought you ought to know.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:55am

    I've never not given girls multiples. It's an ego thing I guess, I know girls talk.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:43am

    i wonder if this is about me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:26pm

    @3:28 is absolutely totally right

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:14am

    I <3 nerds. They R teh h4x0r5!!!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:09am

    2:58 I will eat you out

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:28am

    Lots of orange and apple juice in my fridge. Giving multiple Os to the women is thirsty work.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:06pm

    @ 5:33 omg now i even have more of a reason to go to NU now!

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 2, 13 at 8:40am

    "I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives." The appropriate response upon hearing that is "Challenge accepted."

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:54pm

    ...Are we living the same life?

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:26am

    903 UR FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:12pm

    I find this hilarious. Mostly bc I'm 21 now and have fucked four guys I went to middle school with. All good in bed. Except the one I was engaged to.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:03am

    the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    This is the story of my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:28pm

    @ 9:06 -- if you have one girl following you around that is dying to bone you what you really have is a cockblocker. You want to pump 'em and dump 'em and move on. You don't want one of them hanging aroudn scaring off the new poon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:53pm

    hey 9:03, you might like the idea of a girl following you around like a puppy but it gets annoying real fast.