he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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And why's wroing with that, 9:03? I'd love to have girls following me around begging to get laid.
Meaningful? This is TFLN. Nothing here is meaningful.
I don't know...there's this girl I know who's totally hot now, and everyone says "I wanna do her so bad" but I always remember that she is the girl who shit her pants in 8th grade. You can't really bone someone if that's how you think of them, you know?
The guy is my goddamn hero
Why does it matter if you are first?
Anyone here wanna eat me out?
It's like the guy says in Revenge of the Nerds, "All nerds think about is sex."
Because the moron has nothing meaningful to add
I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives. Definitely doesn't help my ego.
I hope this is me in a few years
Thinkin about starting a website where I go around giving girls their 1st or.ga.sm if they've never had one, I just charge for expenses to get there, so it's what you call Pro Bone-o I guess. If I can't give u one, no one can. Also, money back guarantee.
Gotta love Jersey Girls..
No I don't have to love jersey girls, they are all diseased!!!!~•€¥£
"the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid."
Oh yeah, cause that's the worst thing imaginable, women following you around begging you for cock. Are you fucking retarded?
Gives those of us who did dorky things in middle school some sort of hope...
@3:28 is absolutely totally right
12:59PM is a high school freshman
This would be my area code
"I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives." The appropriate response upon hearing that is "Challenge accepted."
Two freaks are better than one.
I <3 nerds.
They R teh h4x0r5!!!
I've never not given girls multiples. It's an ego thing I guess, I know girls talk.
Lots of orange and apple juice in my fridge. Giving multiple Os to the women is thirsty work.
5:20, the little black kid that goes "Rumpelstiltskin?" in that movie is a freshman at Northeastern. I know this, because I go there. Thought you ought to know.
@ 5:33 omg now i even have more of a reason to go to NU now!
i wonder if this is about me...
2:58 I will eat you out
903 UR FUCKING RETARDED!!!!
...Are we living the same life?
This is the story of my life
I find this hilarious. Mostly bc I'm 21 now and have fucked four guys I went to middle school with. All good in bed. Except the one I was engaged to.
the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid.
hey 9:03, you might like the idea of a girl following you around like a puppy but it gets annoying real fast.
@ 9:06 -- if you have one girl following you around that is dying to bone you what you really have is a cockblocker. You want to pump 'em and dump 'em and move on. You don't want one of them hanging aroudn scaring off the new poon