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  • And why's wroing with that, 9:03? I'd love to have girls following me around begging to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06am
  • Meaningful? This is TFLN. Nothing here is meaningful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:51am
  • I don't know...there's this girl I know who's totally hot now, and everyone says "I wanna do her so bad" but I always remember that she is the girl who shit her pants in 8th grade. You can't really bone someone if that's how you think of them, you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Why does it matter if you are first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:05am
  • The guy is my goddamn hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:42am
  • Anyone here wanna eat me out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:58am
  • I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives. Definitely doesn't help my ego.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:53am
  • It's like the guy says in Revenge of the Nerds, "All nerds think about is sex."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:25am
  • Because the moron has nothing meaningful to add

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:43am
  • I hope this is me in a few years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Thinkin about starting a website where I go around giving girls their 1st or.ga.sm if they've never had one, I just charge for expenses to get there, so it's what you call Pro Bone-o I guess. If I can't give u one, no one can. Also, money back guarantee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:40am
  • Gotta love Jersey Girls..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:51am
  • No I don't have to love jersey girls, they are all diseased!!!!~•€¥£

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:25am
  • "the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid." Oh yeah, cause that's the worst thing imaginable, women following you around begging you for cock. Are you fucking retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Gives those of us who did dorky things in middle school some sort of hope...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:09am
  • 12:59PM is a high school freshman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:06am
  • "I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives." The appropriate response upon hearing that is "Challenge accepted."

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 2, 13 at 8:40am
  • @3:28 is absolutely totally right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:26pm
  • This would be my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:02am
  • I <3 nerds. They R teh h4x0r5!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:14am
  • Lots of orange and apple juice in my fridge. Giving multiple Os to the women is thirsty work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:28am
  • Two freaks are better than one. Cuntfuckus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:31am
  • I've never not given girls multiples. It's an ego thing I guess, I know girls talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:55am
  • 5:20, the little black kid that goes "Rumpelstiltskin?" in that movie is a freshman at Northeastern. I know this, because I go there. Thought you ought to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:33pm
  • @ 5:33 omg now i even have more of a reason to go to NU now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:06pm
  • i wonder if this is about me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:43am
  • 2:58 I will eat you out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:09am
  • 903 UR FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:26am
  • ...Are we living the same life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:54pm
  • I find this hilarious. Mostly bc I'm 21 now and have fucked four guys I went to middle school with. All good in bed. Except the one I was engaged to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:12pm
  • This is the story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:45pm
  • the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:03am
  • hey 9:03, you might like the idea of a girl following you around like a puppy but it gets annoying real fast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:53pm
  • @ 9:06 -- if you have one girl following you around that is dying to bone you what you really have is a cockblocker. You want to pump 'em and dump 'em and move on. You don't want one of them hanging aroudn scaring off the new poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:28pm
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