I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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cris angel has balls?
You, sir, are a king among men.
He claims he can walk on water. What kind of douche claims that he can perform miracles like Jesus? Kanye and Criss Angel.
Cris Angel needs to be beaten to death with a giant dildo
thats probably how he wants to die
Haha that's funny
If he was really magic he would have made your hand disappear in his crotch.
but see that just proves that he either has a vagina or a gaping ass hole
I will either marry you or name my first born child after you... girl or boy. Your choice. Either way, I love you.
pics or it didn't happen
Pleeeease send me pics. Amy zellers on facebook!! York pa
i wanna skull fuck Cris Angel
PLEASE post the pictures!
He can kill u from his house blinking 1 eye
fuck him he is a fuck tard dingle hopper. if you really have pics set up a site link i want to see
Awww, I love Kanye. And I used to have the biggest crush on Criss Angel!!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
You did the whole world a favor by doing that, thank you! And yes send pics!
If I knew who you were, I'd add you to my Christmas list. Thank you for your services.
That's fresh .
Dude I'd love to see those
I wanna see the pics, can someone email me the URL?
For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
Somehow he got to date that Holly girl though. Ugh.
Where are these pictures???
fuck yea i wanna see too
- Dumbass Redneck
Awesome. I hate that fucker.
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
He too "magical" to be punched in the balls.
I want these photos.
Where can we see the pics
wow you actually did do it!! your crazzzzzyyyyyy!!!! OMgggGGGGGGG!!!
This needs to be shared with the world don't be stingy show thos pics
Please post those pictures somewhere!
That url is a pic of Rick Astley! Not Criss Angel! *rolls eyes* Am beginning to think this didn't really happen.
It's true. Rick-Roll'd. Kinda disappointed, though.
OMG Sell Them to a mag or a celeb website! LoL!
Cris Angel has balls?
New hero ladies and gentlemen :)
Don't fuck with Hoosiers!
google dinglehopper its a fork used to straighten hair. its could be criss angel i guess
just because dude slipped and punched cris in the balls while he was giving him a handjob doesn't make him a hero, it makes him a poor reach around.
Thank-you the world is slightly a better place now thanks to your good deeds. I salute you sir.
Troll troll is troll.
Oh ok I was just wondering cause u said "omg u actually look" like it was some stupid site or something
YOU ARE MY GODDAMN HERO!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CRIS ANGEL!!!!!
You're my hero
Whoever this is...........I love you!
Fuck Evansville Illinois. That place is a shit hole.
I wanna see those photos, or it didn't happen.
Whoever did this is my new hero
Yes no body likes chris angel. Douche!!!!!!
it was the actual photos.. 4:59 just has hateritis from drinking all that haterade
Post photos :)
THANK YOU. just thank you.
amy zellers could get it.
i really badly want to see these pics
i wanna fuck cris angel in the ass without lube
Mr. Sep 9, 09 at 11:15am , I love you.
so i finally got the pics up
just delete the spaces in the URL because i couldnt post it full for some reason
Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
I get serious pleasure knowing someone finally has!!!! I wanna see the pic, please please! :)
Ahhhh haha. That douche bag!
We're not worthy...
Omg please post these photos somewhere now!!!!
Dude I so wanna see that! robin kneebone @ facebook!
Shoulda stolen the bitches chains too!
Please be serious! I want to see those pictures!
u are jesus
Awe I need to see these pictures!!
criss angel has balls?
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
4:42 it's Evansville, Indiana. Still kind of a shithole tho
I want to see the photos!!!!
Holy fuckin shit! I'll pay to see those!
post the pics, POST THEMMM!
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED
You mean he didn't try to eat your camera?
Shutup people he do has balls think : every day he has to run away and get his stunt devil !!!!
Post the pics online
id' pay to see them... PLEASE POST THEM SOMEWHERE!!!
put them on collegehumor.
thats fuckin hillarious...i gotta see those pics. get at me on facebook justin sharbaugh york pa
You are my fucking HERO
Hahahahaha ohhhh hell yes!
He didn't "disappear" before contact was made? That's a mind freak!
put them online! i wanna see!
Send me pics please blake meyhoff
Ok.... I need to see these pics. where have you posted them?
david blaine vs criss angel. i'm all for blaine handsdown. no homo. actually, lots of HOMO.
Hahaha this reminds me of the movie 'COCKPUNCHER' lmao good work and thank you
Criss is a jerk I met him and he is the snootiest
fake...chris angel(in a lisp) doesnt have balls....haha. god is so annoying
Oh my gosh it's kanye at 8:09
where are these fucking pictures!?!?!?!?!?!?1
Sir I salute u
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
>.< being blackmailed to take my niece to his show friday night...holy shit someone save me...
Please Please PLEASE post pic on this web site ... if u can!! this website should have phots that go along with some of these texts Hahahahahahahaha!
Didn't happen unless the pictures are shown to the internet.
I want those pictures
well I wanna see the picas
PICS OR GTFO YOU FUCKIN WANKER
Criss Angel is so fucking hot.
I love him.
i wanna see this proof
I gotta see these pics
I totally agree 11:02 lmfao!!
Why would you do that I loveeee Chris angel!!!
i gotta see this....
Good job...even if it wasn't true
That must have been a truly magical moment
i call fake i mean i want to believe it but i know he didnt do it sorry bro
thank you! from the world!
you NEED TO POST THOSE SOMEWHERE THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM!!!!
I agree with the last guy, Chris angel has no balls
When are they giving you the medal? You are my hero now.
I LOVE YOU!
Yo dude send me pics and I'll belive u
this is what i call an epic win. way to go(:
U r now my hero!!!!
no u didnt u tiddles
Omggg u guys Criss Angel is so amazing he walks on water and shitttt and he goes thru cars and shit.....I think I smell some HATAZ in here
bull, comeout with the photos..
I will paypal you $1 if you will send me the pictures.. or post a link to me where I can see them.
Wow that's pretty cool
Where can I find said pictures?
Go southern Indiana!! Even more respect if you're from Evansville, in which case I need to meet you. haha
I fucking hate him
Please send me the pics!!!!
You are THE FUCKING DUDE to end all dudes!!
David Blaine over wannabe Jesus.
I simply will just say "Thank You"
Yea bloomington indiana!!!!!
But yeah i wanna meet you and give you the biggest hug the world has ever known.
Megan Wheatley- facebook it
Please post photos
thats ur trick making them dissappear
So cool. So cool.
Cris angel is AMAZING
the kanye joke boat is full, and and has already sailed
So did anyone ever REALY see any pics lol
cris angel is like a mix between fergie and jesus
"i'll let you finish punching Criss Angel in the dick in a minute... but David Blaine still has the best dick ever. EVER! Just sayin'!"
I would be inpressed if you had pics of you sucking his dick
I'm sure it was like a wax museum or a poster or sign with him looking like he's hitting him, and dude was just fuckin around.
Everyone calm down.
Got balls of steel! - Duke Nukem
How do you know it was a dude? Chicks are just as likely to punch someone in the balls. Hell, I'd punch Cris angel in the balls
i hung out with criss angel at the luxor once. he's cool. you're all douches.
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
Cris is pretty amazing..... you suck at life
You're a wildcard. Where are the photos?
I would love to see these
This one had me laughing for awhile
You are my hero
I would give you all my Christmas and birthday wishes if this is true.
OH NO NOT CRIS ANGELS BALLS THAT WHERE HIS MAGIC COMES FROM!!!
You're a lying sack of shit... You'd be in jail you stupid fuck...
upload a picture to tinypic and post a link here OR YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!
Fuck chriss angel
wait offensive language, on this website? what the hee- oh yeah and cris angel sucks
Definately my hometown... You make me proud!
11:54 bitch shut the fuck up YOU AINT JESUS
Fuck your mother, 4:17
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
Where. Facebook them.
I want to see those photos!
i asked amy to send me those pics... if she sends ill post em on Flickr
you are a gentleman and a scholar
OMG I must see this! Post the real pictures somewhere please!!
u.... are my hero.... i sit here in awe...
I am so ordering that on a t shirt... omfg.
Haha I would pay for those photos!!!
Fuck yes I can't stand cross angel!
You could sell those to a tabloid for big bucks
Seriously!!! We need pictures. He is pure evil!
I need a copy of those pics!
This is obviously a lie seeing as how Cris angel lacks genitalia.
I want to see these photos!!
pics or it didn't happen. wtf.
Best thing ever!!!
Cassie Seymour on facebook, I totally want pics PLEASE
why does everyone hate crissangel ... dont respond by hes a douche give me real reasons???
I love you
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
It's ball deep
OMG please give me a name so i can search this shit!
Then did he make them come outta some random girls stomach hahaha.MINDFREAK!!!
i can post fuck but not gaf ( i had to spell it backwards)