I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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cris angel has balls?
You, sir, are a king among men.
He claims he can walk on water. What kind of douche claims that he can perform miracles like Jesus? Kanye and Criss Angel.
Cris Angel needs to be beaten to death with a giant dildo
thats probably how he wants to die
Haha that's funny
If he was really magic he would have made your hand disappear in his crotch.
but see that just proves that he either has a vagina or a gaping ass hole
PLEASE post the pictures!
I will either marry you or name my first born child after you... girl or boy. Your choice. Either way, I love you.
pics or it didn't happen
i wanna skull fuck Cris Angel
Pleeeease send me pics. Amy zellers on facebook!! York pa
He can kill u from his house blinking 1 eye
Awww, I love Kanye. And I used to have the biggest crush on Criss Angel!!!
fuck him he is a fuck tard dingle hopper. if you really have pics set up a site link i want to see
For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Awesome. I hate that fucker.
I wanna see the pics, can someone email me the URL?
Dude I'd love to see those
Where are these pictures???
That's fresh .
You did the whole world a favor by doing that, thank you! And yes send pics!
just because dude slipped and punched cris in the balls while he was giving him a handjob doesn't make him a hero, it makes him a poor reach around.
If I knew who you were, I'd add you to my Christmas list. Thank you for your services.
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
Somehow he got to date that Holly girl though. Ugh.
wow you actually did do it!! your crazzzzzyyyyyy!!!! OMgggGGGGGGG!!!
I want these photos.
fuck yea i wanna see too
- Dumbass Redneck
New hero ladies and gentlemen :)
Where can we see the pics
This needs to be shared with the world don't be stingy show thos pics
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
Cris Angel has balls?
That url is a pic of Rick Astley! Not Criss Angel! *rolls eyes* Am beginning to think this didn't really happen.
It's true. Rick-Roll'd. Kinda disappointed, though.
He too "magical" to be punched in the balls.
OMG Sell Them to a mag or a celeb website! LoL!
Fuck Evansville Illinois. That place is a shit hole.
Troll troll is troll.
You're my hero
Dude I so wanna see that! robin kneebone @ facebook!
Shoulda stolen the bitches chains too!
Don't fuck with Hoosiers!
Awe I need to see these pictures!!
put them online! i wanna see!
it was the actual photos.. 4:59 just has hateritis from drinking all that haterade
Thank-you the world is slightly a better place now thanks to your good deeds. I salute you sir.
google dinglehopper its a fork used to straighten hair. its could be criss angel i guess
Whoever did this is my new hero
Post photos :)
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
Whoever this is...........I love you!
i wanna fuck cris angel in the ass without lube
Oh ok I was just wondering cause u said "omg u actually look" like it was some stupid site or something
thats fuckin hillarious...i gotta see those pics. get at me on facebook justin sharbaugh york pa
so i finally got the pics up
just delete the spaces in the URL because i couldnt post it full for some reason
amy zellers could get it.
Please be serious! I want to see those pictures!
Yes no body likes chris angel. Douche!!!!!!
Holy fuckin shit! I'll pay to see those!
I get serious pleasure knowing someone finally has!!!! I wanna see the pic, please please! :)
i really badly want to see these pics
You mean he didn't try to eat your camera?
YOU ARE MY GODDAMN HERO!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CRIS ANGEL!!!!!
Ahhhh haha. That douche bag!
Send me pics please blake meyhoff
Post the pics online
Omg please post these photos somewhere now!!!!
I want to see the photos!!!!
Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED
Mr. Sep 9, 09 at 11:15am , I love you.
4:42 it's Evansville, Indiana. Still kind of a shithole tho
You are my fucking HERO
post the pics, POST THEMMM!
THANK YOU. just thank you.
id' pay to see them... PLEASE POST THEM SOMEWHERE!!!
Please post those pictures somewhere!
I wanna see those photos, or it didn't happen.
Ok.... I need to see these pics. where have you posted them?
We're not worthy...
Sir I salute u
u are jesus
He didn't "disappear" before contact was made? That's a mind freak!
criss angel has balls?
Hahahahaha ohhhh hell yes!
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
david blaine vs criss angel. i'm all for blaine handsdown. no homo. actually, lots of HOMO.
Shutup people he do has balls think : every day he has to run away and get his stunt devil !!!!
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
put them on collegehumor.
Oh my gosh it's kanye at 8:09
Hahaha this reminds me of the movie 'COCKPUNCHER' lmao good work and thank you
where are these fucking pictures!?!?!?!?!?!?1
Criss is a jerk I met him and he is the snootiest
fake...chris angel(in a lisp) doesnt have balls....haha. god is so annoying
i wanna see this proof
Criss Angel is so fucking hot.
I love him.
Why would you do that I loveeee Chris angel!!!
Didn't happen unless the pictures are shown to the internet.
Please Please PLEASE post pic on this web site ... if u can!! this website should have phots that go along with some of these texts Hahahahahahahaha!
I want those pictures
i call fake i mean i want to believe it but i know he didnt do it sorry bro
That must have been a truly magical moment
I totally agree 11:02 lmfao!!
I gotta see these pics
PICS OR GTFO YOU FUCKIN WANKER
well I wanna see the picas
i gotta see this....
thank you! from the world!
Good job...even if it wasn't true
Yo dude send me pics and I'll belive u
I LOVE YOU!
Omggg u guys Criss Angel is so amazing he walks on water and shitttt and he goes thru cars and shit.....I think I smell some HATAZ in here
bull, comeout with the photos..
this is what i call an epic win. way to go(:
no u didnt u tiddles
You are THE FUCKING DUDE to end all dudes!!
you NEED TO POST THOSE SOMEWHERE THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM!!!!
Go southern Indiana!! Even more respect if you're from Evansville, in which case I need to meet you. haha
thats ur trick making them dissappear
Wow that's pretty cool
When are they giving you the medal? You are my hero now.
Cris angel is AMAZING
Please send me the pics!!!!
>.< being blackmailed to take my niece to his show friday night...holy shit someone save me...
Please post photos
I would be inpressed if you had pics of you sucking his dick
I would love to see these
This one had me laughing for awhile
cris angel is like a mix between fergie and jesus
I will paypal you $1 if you will send me the pictures.. or post a link to me where I can see them.
Where can I find said pictures?
So cool. So cool.
Cris is pretty amazing..... you suck at life
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
Megan Wheatley- facebook it
So did anyone ever REALY see any pics lol
"i'll let you finish punching Criss Angel in the dick in a minute... but David Blaine still has the best dick ever. EVER! Just sayin'!"
How do you know it was a dude? Chicks are just as likely to punch someone in the balls. Hell, I'd punch Cris angel in the balls
You're a lying sack of shit... You'd be in jail you stupid fuck...
I simply will just say "Thank You"
I'm sure it was like a wax museum or a poster or sign with him looking like he's hitting him, and dude was just fuckin around.
Everyone calm down.
upload a picture to tinypic and post a link here OR YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!
You're a wildcard. Where are the photos?
i hung out with criss angel at the luxor once. he's cool. you're all douches.
Definately my hometown... You make me proud!
U r now my hero!!!!
I would give you all my Christmas and birthday wishes if this is true.
I fucking hate him
Got balls of steel! - Duke Nukem
OH NO NOT CRIS ANGELS BALLS THAT WHERE HIS MAGIC COMES FROM!!!
i asked amy to send me those pics... if she sends ill post em on Flickr
OMG I must see this! Post the real pictures somewhere please!!
You are my hero
I agree with the last guy, Chris angel has no balls
wait offensive language, on this website? what the hee- oh yeah and cris angel sucks
Fuck chriss angel
Yea bloomington indiana!!!!!
But yeah i wanna meet you and give you the biggest hug the world has ever known.
Fuck your mother, 4:17
11:54 bitch shut the fuck up YOU AINT JESUS
You could sell those to a tabloid for big bucks
I want to see those photos!
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
you are a gentleman and a scholar
I am so ordering that on a t shirt... omfg.
Fuck yes I can't stand cross angel!
This is obviously a lie seeing as how Cris angel lacks genitalia.
Where. Facebook them.
David Blaine over wannabe Jesus.
Haha I would pay for those photos!!!
Seriously!!! We need pictures. He is pure evil!
I need a copy of those pics!
Best thing ever!!!
I want to see these photos!!
the kanye joke boat is full, and and has already sailed
pics or it didn't happen. wtf.
u.... are my hero.... i sit here in awe...
I love you
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
why does everyone hate crissangel ... dont respond by hes a douche give me real reasons???
It's ball deep
Cassie Seymour on facebook, I totally want pics PLEASE
OMG please give me a name so i can search this shit!
Then did he make them come outta some random girls stomach hahaha.MINDFREAK!!!
i can post fuck but not gaf ( i had to spell it backwards)