I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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cris angel has balls?
You, sir, are a king among men.
He claims he can walk on water. What kind of douche claims that he can perform miracles like Jesus? Kanye and Criss Angel.
Cris Angel needs to be beaten to death with a giant dildo
thats probably how he wants to die
Haha that's funny
If he was really magic he would have made your hand disappear in his crotch.
but see that just proves that he either has a vagina or a gaping ass hole
PLEASE post the pictures!
Pleeeease send me pics. Amy zellers on facebook!! York pa
pics or it didn't happen
i wanna skull fuck Cris Angel
He can kill u from his house blinking 1 eye
I will either marry you or name my first born child after you... girl or boy. Your choice. Either way, I love you.
For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
If I knew who you were, I'd add you to my Christmas list. Thank you for your services.
You did the whole world a favor by doing that, thank you! And yes send pics!
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
just because dude slipped and punched cris in the balls while he was giving him a handjob doesn't make him a hero, it makes him a poor reach around.
Awww, I love Kanye. And I used to have the biggest crush on Criss Angel!!!
Where are these pictures???
I want these photos.
wow you actually did do it!! your crazzzzzyyyyyy!!!! OMgggGGGGGGG!!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's fresh .
He too "magical" to be punched in the balls.
That url is a pic of Rick Astley! Not Criss Angel! *rolls eyes* Am beginning to think this didn't really happen.
It's true. Rick-Roll'd. Kinda disappointed, though.
I wanna see the pics, can someone email me the URL?
This needs to be shared with the world don't be stingy show thos pics
fuck yea i wanna see too
- Dumbass Redneck
Cris Angel has balls?
it was the actual photos.. 4:59 just has hateritis from drinking all that haterade
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
Dude I'd love to see those
Dude I so wanna see that! robin kneebone @ facebook!
Shoulda stolen the bitches chains too!
New hero ladies and gentlemen :)
Awesome. I hate that fucker.
fuck him he is a fuck tard dingle hopper. if you really have pics set up a site link i want to see
Where can we see the pics
Oh ok I was just wondering cause u said "omg u actually look" like it was some stupid site or something
i wanna fuck cris angel in the ass without lube
Sir I salute u
Post photos :)
I get serious pleasure knowing someone finally has!!!! I wanna see the pic, please please! :)
Somehow he got to date that Holly girl though. Ugh.
Fuck Evansville Illinois. That place is a shit hole.
Whoever this is...........I love you!
Thank-you the world is slightly a better place now thanks to your good deeds. I salute you sir.
u are jesus
Don't fuck with Hoosiers!
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
Yes no body likes chris angel. Douche!!!!!!
google dinglehopper its a fork used to straighten hair. its could be criss angel i guess
YOU ARE MY GODDAMN HERO!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CRIS ANGEL!!!!!
Ahhhh haha. That douche bag!
Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
4:42 it's Evansville, Indiana. Still kind of a shithole tho
i really badly want to see these pics
Troll troll is troll.
We're not worthy...
You're my hero
so i finally got the pics up
just delete the spaces in the URL because i couldnt post it full for some reason
thats fuckin hillarious...i gotta see those pics. get at me on facebook justin sharbaugh york pa
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED
put them online! i wanna see!
Mr. Sep 9, 09 at 11:15am , I love you.
Hahaha this reminds me of the movie 'COCKPUNCHER' lmao good work and thank you
You are my fucking HERO
Please Please PLEASE post pic on this web site ... if u can!! this website should have phots that go along with some of these texts Hahahahahahahaha!
id' pay to see them... PLEASE POST THEM SOMEWHERE!!!
Whoever did this is my new hero
Omg please post these photos somewhere now!!!!
OMG Sell Them to a mag or a celeb website! LoL!
Post the pics online
That must have been a truly magical moment
You mean he didn't try to eat your camera?
Awe I need to see these pictures!!
I want those pictures
Ok.... I need to see these pics. where have you posted them?
I wanna see those photos, or it didn't happen.
He didn't "disappear" before contact was made? That's a mind freak!
post the pics, POST THEMMM!
Shutup people he do has balls think : every day he has to run away and get his stunt devil !!!!
Hahahahaha ohhhh hell yes!
Send me pics please blake meyhoff
Oh my gosh it's kanye at 8:09
Holy fuckin shit! I'll pay to see those!
THANK YOU. just thank you.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
amy zellers could get it.
Didn't happen unless the pictures are shown to the internet.
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
I want to see the photos!!!!
Criss Angel is so fucking hot.
I love him.
david blaine vs criss angel. i'm all for blaine handsdown. no homo. actually, lots of HOMO.
where are these fucking pictures!?!?!?!?!?!?1
put them on collegehumor.
Please be serious! I want to see those pictures!
criss angel has balls?
I totally agree 11:02 lmfao!!
I LOVE YOU!
Good job...even if it wasn't true
fake...chris angel(in a lisp) doesnt have balls....haha. god is so annoying
i call fake i mean i want to believe it but i know he didnt do it sorry bro
Please post those pictures somewhere!
i gotta see this....
When are they giving you the medal? You are my hero now.
this is what i call an epic win. way to go(:
PICS OR GTFO YOU FUCKIN WANKER
You are THE FUCKING DUDE to end all dudes!!
Yo dude send me pics and I'll belive u
Go southern Indiana!! Even more respect if you're from Evansville, in which case I need to meet you. haha
Criss is a jerk I met him and he is the snootiest
I gotta see these pics
"i'll let you finish punching Criss Angel in the dick in a minute... but David Blaine still has the best dick ever. EVER! Just sayin'!"
Why would you do that I loveeee Chris angel!!!
Wow that's pretty cool
i wanna see this proof
So did anyone ever REALY see any pics lol
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
no u didnt u tiddles
you NEED TO POST THOSE SOMEWHERE THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM!!!!
thank you! from the world!
Where can I find said pictures?
Please post photos
Please send me the pics!!!!
Omggg u guys Criss Angel is so amazing he walks on water and shitttt and he goes thru cars and shit.....I think I smell some HATAZ in here
cris angel is like a mix between fergie and jesus
I would be inpressed if you had pics of you sucking his dick
I'm sure it was like a wax museum or a poster or sign with him looking like he's hitting him, and dude was just fuckin around.
Everyone calm down.
OMG I must see this! Post the real pictures somewhere please!!
>.< being blackmailed to take my niece to his show friday night...holy shit someone save me...
i hung out with criss angel at the luxor once. he's cool. you're all douches.
Cris angel is AMAZING
Definately my hometown... You make me proud!
You're a lying sack of shit... You'd be in jail you stupid fuck...
OH NO NOT CRIS ANGELS BALLS THAT WHERE HIS MAGIC COMES FROM!!!
Yea bloomington indiana!!!!!
But yeah i wanna meet you and give you the biggest hug the world has ever known.
thats ur trick making them dissappear
well I wanna see the picas
I would love to see these
This one had me laughing for awhile
So cool. So cool.
bull, comeout with the photos..
U r now my hero!!!!
How do you know it was a dude? Chicks are just as likely to punch someone in the balls. Hell, I'd punch Cris angel in the balls
you are a gentleman and a scholar
I will paypal you $1 if you will send me the pictures.. or post a link to me where I can see them.
I simply will just say "Thank You"
Megan Wheatley- facebook it
I fucking hate him
Fuck your mother, 4:17
Cris is pretty amazing..... you suck at life
wait offensive language, on this website? what the hee- oh yeah and cris angel sucks
upload a picture to tinypic and post a link here OR YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!
Got balls of steel! - Duke Nukem
I would give you all my Christmas and birthday wishes if this is true.
i asked amy to send me those pics... if she sends ill post em on Flickr
Fuck chriss angel
David Blaine over wannabe Jesus.
I want to see those photos!
Where. Facebook them.
You're a wildcard. Where are the photos?
You could sell those to a tabloid for big bucks
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
Fuck yes I can't stand cross angel!
I need a copy of those pics!
I agree with the last guy, Chris angel has no balls
11:54 bitch shut the fuck up YOU AINT JESUS
You are my hero
the kanye joke boat is full, and and has already sailed
Haha I would pay for those photos!!!
I love you
I want to see these photos!!
Best thing ever!!!
Cassie Seymour on facebook, I totally want pics PLEASE
I am so ordering that on a t shirt... omfg.
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
This is obviously a lie seeing as how Cris angel lacks genitalia.
Seriously!!! We need pictures. He is pure evil!
pics or it didn't happen. wtf.
u.... are my hero.... i sit here in awe...
It's ball deep
why does everyone hate crissangel ... dont respond by hes a douche give me real reasons???
OMG please give me a name so i can search this shit!
i can post fuck but not gaf ( i had to spell it backwards)
Then did he make them come outta some random girls stomach hahaha.MINDFREAK!!!