I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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cris angel has balls?
You, sir, are a king among men.
He claims he can walk on water. What kind of douche claims that he can perform miracles like Jesus? Kanye and Criss Angel.
Cris Angel needs to be beaten to death with a giant dildo
thats probably how he wants to die
Haha that's funny
If he was really magic he would have made your hand disappear in his crotch.
but see that just proves that he either has a vagina or a gaping ass hole
I will either marry you or name my first born child after you... girl or boy. Your choice. Either way, I love you.
Pleeeease send me pics. Amy zellers on facebook!! York pa
PLEASE post the pictures!
pics or it didn't happen
i wanna skull fuck Cris Angel
He can kill u from his house blinking 1 eye
fuck him he is a fuck tard dingle hopper. if you really have pics set up a site link i want to see
You did the whole world a favor by doing that, thank you! And yes send pics!
Awww, I love Kanye. And I used to have the biggest crush on Criss Angel!!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's fresh .
For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
I wanna see the pics, can someone email me the URL?
Dude I'd love to see those
Where are these pictures???
Somehow he got to date that Holly girl though. Ugh.
Awesome. I hate that fucker.
fuck yea i wanna see too
- Dumbass Redneck
If I knew who you were, I'd add you to my Christmas list. Thank you for your services.
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
I want these photos.
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
wow you actually did do it!! your crazzzzzyyyyyy!!!! OMgggGGGGGGG!!!
He too "magical" to be punched in the balls.
Where can we see the pics
This needs to be shared with the world don't be stingy show thos pics
New hero ladies and gentlemen :)
Cris Angel has balls?
just because dude slipped and punched cris in the balls while he was giving him a handjob doesn't make him a hero, it makes him a poor reach around.
That url is a pic of Rick Astley! Not Criss Angel! *rolls eyes* Am beginning to think this didn't really happen.
It's true. Rick-Roll'd. Kinda disappointed, though.
Oh ok I was just wondering cause u said "omg u actually look" like it was some stupid site or something
Troll troll is troll.
Don't fuck with Hoosiers!
OMG Sell Them to a mag or a celeb website! LoL!
You're my hero
google dinglehopper its a fork used to straighten hair. its could be criss angel i guess
Whoever did this is my new hero
YOU ARE MY GODDAMN HERO!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CRIS ANGEL!!!!!
Dude I so wanna see that! robin kneebone @ facebook!
Shoulda stolen the bitches chains too!
it was the actual photos.. 4:59 just has hateritis from drinking all that haterade
Fuck Evansville Illinois. That place is a shit hole.
I get serious pleasure knowing someone finally has!!!! I wanna see the pic, please please! :)
Thank-you the world is slightly a better place now thanks to your good deeds. I salute you sir.
I wanna see those photos, or it didn't happen.
THANK YOU. just thank you.
Mr. Sep 9, 09 at 11:15am , I love you.
Please be serious! I want to see those pictures!
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
Please post those pictures somewhere!
amy zellers could get it.
Ahhhh haha. That douche bag!
We're not worthy...
Post photos :)
Whoever this is...........I love you!
Omg please post these photos somewhere now!!!!
criss angel has balls?
Holy fuckin shit! I'll pay to see those!
Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
Yes no body likes chris angel. Douche!!!!!!
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED
i really badly want to see these pics
put them online! i wanna see!
I want to see the photos!!!!
Awe I need to see these pictures!!
Post the pics online
thats fuckin hillarious...i gotta see those pics. get at me on facebook justin sharbaugh york pa
You are my fucking HERO
put them on collegehumor.
i wanna fuck cris angel in the ass without lube
u are jesus
so i finally got the pics up
just delete the spaces in the URL because i couldnt post it full for some reason
post the pics, POST THEMMM!
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
id' pay to see them... PLEASE POST THEM SOMEWHERE!!!
You mean he didn't try to eat your camera?
4:42 it's Evansville, Indiana. Still kind of a shithole tho
Shutup people he do has balls think : every day he has to run away and get his stunt devil !!!!
Ok.... I need to see these pics. where have you posted them?
Sir I salute u
Send me pics please blake meyhoff
Hahahahaha ohhhh hell yes!
Oh my gosh it's kanye at 8:09
where are these fucking pictures!?!?!?!?!?!?1
He didn't "disappear" before contact was made? That's a mind freak!
Didn't happen unless the pictures are shown to the internet.
Hahaha this reminds me of the movie 'COCKPUNCHER' lmao good work and thank you
Criss is a jerk I met him and he is the snootiest
david blaine vs criss angel. i'm all for blaine handsdown. no homo. actually, lots of HOMO.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
I want those pictures
Please Please PLEASE post pic on this web site ... if u can!! this website should have phots that go along with some of these texts Hahahahahahahaha!
fake...chris angel(in a lisp) doesnt have balls....haha. god is so annoying
Criss Angel is so fucking hot.
I love him.
>.< being blackmailed to take my niece to his show friday night...holy shit someone save me...
well I wanna see the picas
PICS OR GTFO YOU FUCKIN WANKER
i wanna see this proof
Why would you do that I loveeee Chris angel!!!
I gotta see these pics
That must have been a truly magical moment
i gotta see this....
i call fake i mean i want to believe it but i know he didnt do it sorry bro
Good job...even if it wasn't true
I totally agree 11:02 lmfao!!
Omggg u guys Criss Angel is so amazing he walks on water and shitttt and he goes thru cars and shit.....I think I smell some HATAZ in here
When are they giving you the medal? You are my hero now.
Yo dude send me pics and I'll belive u
thank you! from the world!
you NEED TO POST THOSE SOMEWHERE THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM!!!!
Wow that's pretty cool
no u didnt u tiddles
this is what i call an epic win. way to go(:
U r now my hero!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
Go southern Indiana!! Even more respect if you're from Evansville, in which case I need to meet you. haha
Please post photos
I will paypal you $1 if you will send me the pictures.. or post a link to me where I can see them.
Where can I find said pictures?
bull, comeout with the photos..
You are THE FUCKING DUDE to end all dudes!!
thats ur trick making them dissappear
I fucking hate him
So cool. So cool.
I agree with the last guy, Chris angel has no balls
David Blaine over wannabe Jesus.
cris angel is like a mix between fergie and jesus
Please send me the pics!!!!
Megan Wheatley- facebook it
I would be inpressed if you had pics of you sucking his dick
I would love to see these
This one had me laughing for awhile
Cris is pretty amazing..... you suck at life
Got balls of steel! - Duke Nukem
Cris angel is AMAZING
"i'll let you finish punching Criss Angel in the dick in a minute... but David Blaine still has the best dick ever. EVER! Just sayin'!"
So did anyone ever REALY see any pics lol
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
Yea bloomington indiana!!!!!
But yeah i wanna meet you and give you the biggest hug the world has ever known.
the kanye joke boat is full, and and has already sailed
I'm sure it was like a wax museum or a poster or sign with him looking like he's hitting him, and dude was just fuckin around.
Everyone calm down.
I simply will just say "Thank You"
You are my hero
You're a lying sack of shit... You'd be in jail you stupid fuck...
I would give you all my Christmas and birthday wishes if this is true.
i hung out with criss angel at the luxor once. he's cool. you're all douches.
OH NO NOT CRIS ANGELS BALLS THAT WHERE HIS MAGIC COMES FROM!!!
upload a picture to tinypic and post a link here OR YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!
Fuck chriss angel
How do you know it was a dude? Chicks are just as likely to punch someone in the balls. Hell, I'd punch Cris angel in the balls
You're a wildcard. Where are the photos?
wait offensive language, on this website? what the hee- oh yeah and cris angel sucks
Definately my hometown... You make me proud!
I am so ordering that on a t shirt... omfg.
i asked amy to send me those pics... if she sends ill post em on Flickr
11:54 bitch shut the fuck up YOU AINT JESUS
OMG I must see this! Post the real pictures somewhere please!!
you are a gentleman and a scholar
Where. Facebook them.
Fuck your mother, 4:17
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
I want to see those photos!
Fuck yes I can't stand cross angel!
Seriously!!! We need pictures. He is pure evil!
Haha I would pay for those photos!!!
You could sell those to a tabloid for big bucks
u.... are my hero.... i sit here in awe...
This is obviously a lie seeing as how Cris angel lacks genitalia.
I need a copy of those pics!
I want to see these photos!!
Best thing ever!!!
pics or it didn't happen. wtf.
Cassie Seymour on facebook, I totally want pics PLEASE
why does everyone hate crissangel ... dont respond by hes a douche give me real reasons???
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
I love you
It's ball deep
OMG please give me a name so i can search this shit!
Then did he make them come outta some random girls stomach hahaha.MINDFREAK!!!
i can post fuck but not gaf ( i had to spell it backwards)