I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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cris angel has balls?
You, sir, are a king among men.
He claims he can walk on water. What kind of douche claims that he can perform miracles like Jesus? Kanye and Criss Angel.
Cris Angel needs to be beaten to death with a giant dildo
thats probably how he wants to die
Haha that's funny
If he was really magic he would have made your hand disappear in his crotch.
but see that just proves that he either has a vagina or a gaping ass hole
I will either marry you or name my first born child after you... girl or boy. Your choice. Either way, I love you.
Pleeeease send me pics. Amy zellers on facebook!! York pa
pics or it didn't happen
i wanna skull fuck Cris Angel
PLEASE post the pictures!
He can kill u from his house blinking 1 eye
fuck him he is a fuck tard dingle hopper. if you really have pics set up a site link i want to see
Pics or it didn't happen.
Awww, I love Kanye. And I used to have the biggest crush on Criss Angel!!!
You did the whole world a favor by doing that, thank you! And yes send pics!
That's fresh .
For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
If I knew who you were, I'd add you to my Christmas list. Thank you for your services.
Dude I'd love to see those
I wanna see the pics, can someone email me the URL?
Where are these pictures???
Somehow he got to date that Holly girl though. Ugh.
fuck yea i wanna see too
- Dumbass Redneck
Awesome. I hate that fucker.
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
Where can we see the pics
He too "magical" to be punched in the balls.
I want these photos.
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
wow you actually did do it!! your crazzzzzyyyyyy!!!! OMgggGGGGGGG!!!
That url is a pic of Rick Astley! Not Criss Angel! *rolls eyes* Am beginning to think this didn't really happen.
It's true. Rick-Roll'd. Kinda disappointed, though.
This needs to be shared with the world don't be stingy show thos pics
OMG Sell Them to a mag or a celeb website! LoL!
Cris Angel has balls?
New hero ladies and gentlemen :)
google dinglehopper its a fork used to straighten hair. its could be criss angel i guess
just because dude slipped and punched cris in the balls while he was giving him a handjob doesn't make him a hero, it makes him a poor reach around.
Please post those pictures somewhere!
Troll troll is troll.
Don't fuck with Hoosiers!
Thank-you the world is slightly a better place now thanks to your good deeds. I salute you sir.
Oh ok I was just wondering cause u said "omg u actually look" like it was some stupid site or something
You're my hero
YOU ARE MY GODDAMN HERO!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CRIS ANGEL!!!!!
Whoever did this is my new hero
Fuck Evansville Illinois. That place is a shit hole.
I wanna see those photos, or it didn't happen.
Whoever this is...........I love you!
it was the actual photos.. 4:59 just has hateritis from drinking all that haterade
Post photos :)
Yes no body likes chris angel. Douche!!!!!!
THANK YOU. just thank you.
amy zellers could get it.
i really badly want to see these pics
Mr. Sep 9, 09 at 11:15am , I love you.
so i finally got the pics up
just delete the spaces in the URL because i couldnt post it full for some reason
I get serious pleasure knowing someone finally has!!!! I wanna see the pic, please please! :)
Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
Omg please post these photos somewhere now!!!!
We're not worthy...
u are jesus
Awe I need to see these pictures!!
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
Please be serious! I want to see those pictures!
Ahhhh haha. That douche bag!
criss angel has balls?
Dude I so wanna see that! robin kneebone @ facebook!
Shoulda stolen the bitches chains too!
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
i wanna fuck cris angel in the ass without lube
Holy fuckin shit! I'll pay to see those!
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED
post the pics, POST THEMMM!
I want to see the photos!!!!
4:42 it's Evansville, Indiana. Still kind of a shithole tho
You mean he didn't try to eat your camera?
put them on collegehumor.
Shutup people he do has balls think : every day he has to run away and get his stunt devil !!!!
Post the pics online
You are my fucking HERO
thats fuckin hillarious...i gotta see those pics. get at me on facebook justin sharbaugh york pa
id' pay to see them... PLEASE POST THEM SOMEWHERE!!!
Send me pics please blake meyhoff
put them online! i wanna see!
Hahahahaha ohhhh hell yes!
He didn't "disappear" before contact was made? That's a mind freak!
Ok.... I need to see these pics. where have you posted them?
Oh my gosh it's kanye at 8:09
Criss is a jerk I met him and he is the snootiest
Hahaha this reminds me of the movie 'COCKPUNCHER' lmao good work and thank you
fake...chris angel(in a lisp) doesnt have balls....haha. god is so annoying
where are these fucking pictures!?!?!?!?!?!?1
david blaine vs criss angel. i'm all for blaine handsdown. no homo. actually, lots of HOMO.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Sir I salute u
>.< being blackmailed to take my niece to his show friday night...holy shit someone save me...
Didn't happen unless the pictures are shown to the internet.
Please Please PLEASE post pic on this web site ... if u can!! this website should have phots that go along with some of these texts Hahahahahahahaha!
I want those pictures
well I wanna see the picas
PICS OR GTFO YOU FUCKIN WANKER
Criss Angel is so fucking hot.
I love him.
i wanna see this proof
I gotta see these pics
i gotta see this....
Why would you do that I loveeee Chris angel!!!
Good job...even if it wasn't true
i call fake i mean i want to believe it but i know he didnt do it sorry bro
That must have been a truly magical moment
thank you! from the world!
When are they giving you the medal? You are my hero now.
I totally agree 11:02 lmfao!!
you NEED TO POST THOSE SOMEWHERE THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM!!!!
I agree with the last guy, Chris angel has no balls
Omggg u guys Criss Angel is so amazing he walks on water and shitttt and he goes thru cars and shit.....I think I smell some HATAZ in here
I LOVE YOU!
Yo dude send me pics and I'll belive u
this is what i call an epic win. way to go(:
U r now my hero!!!!
no u didnt u tiddles
I will paypal you $1 if you will send me the pictures.. or post a link to me where I can see them.
bull, comeout with the photos..
I fucking hate him
Where can I find said pictures?
Wow that's pretty cool
Go southern Indiana!! Even more respect if you're from Evansville, in which case I need to meet you. haha
You are THE FUCKING DUDE to end all dudes!!
Please post photos
I simply will just say "Thank You"
Please send me the pics!!!!
David Blaine over wannabe Jesus.
Megan Wheatley- facebook it
Yea bloomington indiana!!!!!
But yeah i wanna meet you and give you the biggest hug the world has ever known.
So cool. So cool.
thats ur trick making them dissappear
cris angel is like a mix between fergie and jesus
So did anyone ever REALY see any pics lol
Cris angel is AMAZING
I would be inpressed if you had pics of you sucking his dick
"i'll let you finish punching Criss Angel in the dick in a minute... but David Blaine still has the best dick ever. EVER! Just sayin'!"
the kanye joke boat is full, and and has already sailed
I'm sure it was like a wax museum or a poster or sign with him looking like he's hitting him, and dude was just fuckin around.
Everyone calm down.
Got balls of steel! - Duke Nukem
Cris is pretty amazing..... you suck at life
How do you know it was a dude? Chicks are just as likely to punch someone in the balls. Hell, I'd punch Cris angel in the balls
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
i hung out with criss angel at the luxor once. he's cool. you're all douches.
I would love to see these
This one had me laughing for awhile
You're a wildcard. Where are the photos?
I would give you all my Christmas and birthday wishes if this is true.
OH NO NOT CRIS ANGELS BALLS THAT WHERE HIS MAGIC COMES FROM!!!
You are my hero
upload a picture to tinypic and post a link here OR YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!
You're a lying sack of shit... You'd be in jail you stupid fuck...
Fuck chriss angel
wait offensive language, on this website? what the hee- oh yeah and cris angel sucks
Definately my hometown... You make me proud!
11:54 bitch shut the fuck up YOU AINT JESUS
Fuck your mother, 4:17
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
i asked amy to send me those pics... if she sends ill post em on Flickr
I am so ordering that on a t shirt... omfg.
you are a gentleman and a scholar
I want to see those photos!
Where. Facebook them.
OMG I must see this! Post the real pictures somewhere please!!
Haha I would pay for those photos!!!
u.... are my hero.... i sit here in awe...
You could sell those to a tabloid for big bucks
Fuck yes I can't stand cross angel!
I need a copy of those pics!
Seriously!!! We need pictures. He is pure evil!
This is obviously a lie seeing as how Cris angel lacks genitalia.
I want to see these photos!!
pics or it didn't happen. wtf.
Best thing ever!!!
I love you
Cassie Seymour on facebook, I totally want pics PLEASE
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
why does everyone hate crissangel ... dont respond by hes a douche give me real reasons???
OMG please give me a name so i can search this shit!
It's ball deep
Then did he make them come outta some random girls stomach hahaha.MINDFREAK!!!
i can post fuck but not gaf ( i had to spell it backwards)