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  • Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:18pm

    Ah twelve year olds

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    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 5:37pm

    I remember when I had my 1st beer

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    Submitted by summmerbitch10 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:26pm

    jeez how old are you!? braces?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 5:31pm

    Firsty rules.

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 5:23pm

    DanTheDick you're old.

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    Submitted by sammisam on Aug 11, 10 at 8:25pm

    I know exactly what you're talking about...well, if you throw up anything and you have braces, it gets stuck...it's icky

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      Submitted by sammisam on Aug 11, 10 at 8:28pm

      oh and i'm 18 and i still have braces. it sucks too.

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:26pm

    If you're hearing voices Gsusfreak tfln is not the cure. It'll only make your symptoms worse.

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    Submitted by skeeeburts on Aug 4, 10 at 1:17am

    Well. this is my post im 17 and just got my braces put on due to medical reasons........

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:28pm

    Here... Pretzels for your wife..... Again.

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    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:58pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:24pm

    No one is talking Gsusfag. These are text.

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:20am

    These people are just mad cuz they didn't have a way to drink when they were twelve, and you don't have to be a teenager to have braces.

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:06pm

    No one asked for your opinion Gsusfreak.

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    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 19, 10 at 7:15pm

    Suck fo u. 12 y.o. Shouldnt b drinking vodka anywayy

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    Submitted by yamama on Jul 20, 10 at 1:56am

    Awesome! I  beefaroni!

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    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:33pm

    Thank u captian obvious but anyways I has no comebaks

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 5:30pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:11pm

    This is stupid and your braces must suck mine are good and old people are dumb

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    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 5:53am

    Actually, puke braces = puke stuck in braces. Everything gets stuck in braces. Stupid text.

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    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 5:18pm

    That's no puke, that's my wife!

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:47pm

    Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by saramm on Jul 20, 10 at 4:45am

    Dear lord children! I started drinking when I was 15 and that was way too young! Believe me you have the rest of your life to drink atleast wait a couple years.. I mean if you start drinking at 15 then you will have been drinking for 6 years when you turn 21.

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    Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 19, 10 at 6:54pm

    Step brothers reference. Funny

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    Submitted by wearebeggarsall on Jul 19, 10 at 6:46pm

    you don't have to be prepubescent to have braces. i'm 24, but i make braces sexy.

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    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 5:59pm

    For one, I agree with danthemon

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    Submitted by alltheway69 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:16pm

    Yummy

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    Submitted by jamall on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57pm

    I had braces last year when I was 14 and I drank then too duh

  • 40 72
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 19, 10 at 5:20pm

    Yes I hope the my wife thing sticks. firsty is getting old FAST

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    Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 20, 10 at 11:15am

    idk get it Im never drunk enough to think eating nasty shit is a good idea if I'm really\nhungry I just deal with it and take another shot

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    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:18pm

    Look who's talkin dirtyfuckface

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    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:36am

    You don't have to be young t have braces but wft that's nasty I'd barf on you but I think you would like it