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  • Ah twelve year olds

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:18pm
  • I remember when I had my 1st beer

    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 5:37pm
  • DanTheDick you're old.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Here... Pretzels for your wife..... Again.

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:28pm
  • If you're hearing voices Gsusfreak tfln is not the cure. It'll only make your symptoms worse.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:26pm
  • jeez how old are you!? braces?

    Submitted by summmerbitch10 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Firsty rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I know exactly what you're talking about...well, if you throw up anything and you have braces, it gets stuck...it's icky

    Submitted by sammisam on Aug 11, 10 at 8:25pm
    • oh and i'm 18 and i still have braces. it sucks too.

      Submitted by sammisam on Aug 11, 10 at 8:28pm
  • These people are just mad cuz they didn't have a way to drink when they were twelve, and you don't have to be a teenager to have braces.

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:20am
  • That's no puke, that's my wife!

    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Awesome! I  beefaroni!

    Submitted by yamama on Jul 20, 10 at 1:56am
  • I had braces last year when I was 14 and I drank then too duh

    Submitted by jamall on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 5:30pm
  • No one is talking Gsusfag. These are text.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Well. this is my post im 17 and just got my braces put on due to medical reasons........

    Submitted by skeeeburts on Aug 4, 10 at 1:17am
  • Step brothers reference. Funny

    Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 19, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Actually, puke braces = puke stuck in braces. Everything gets stuck in braces. Stupid text.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 5:53am
  • Dear lord children! I started drinking when I was 15 and that was way too young! Believe me you have the rest of your life to drink atleast wait a couple years.. I mean if you start drinking at 15 then you will have been drinking for 6 years when you turn 21.

    Submitted by saramm on Jul 20, 10 at 4:45am
  • Suck fo u. 12 y.o. Shouldnt b drinking vodka anywayy

    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 19, 10 at 7:15pm
  • you don't have to be prepubescent to have braces. i'm 24, but i make braces sexy.

    Submitted by wearebeggarsall on Jul 19, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Yummy

    Submitted by alltheway69 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:16pm
  • This is stupid and your braces must suck mine are good and old people are dumb

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:11pm
  • For one, I agree with danthemon

    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 5:59pm
  • Yes I hope the my wife thing sticks. firsty is getting old FAST

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 19, 10 at 5:20pm
  • You don't have to be young t have braces but wft that's nasty I'd barf on you but I think you would like it

    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:36am
  • Look who's talkin dirtyfuckface

    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Thank u captian obvious but anyways I has no comebaks

    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:33pm
  • No one asked for your opinion Gsusfreak.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:06pm
  • idk get it Im never drunk enough to think eating nasty shit is a good idea if I'm really\nhungry I just deal with it and take another shot

    Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 20, 10 at 11:15am
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