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  • 62 50
    Submitted by archery126 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:22am

    Why hello alcohol poisoning! How are you doing this fine evening?

  • 65 60
    Submitted by rodenberger on Jul 5, 10 at 7:12am

    Ha it used to be Brett favre

  • 63 59
    Submitted by perek on Jul 5, 10 at 8:19am

    yeah!! ^))

  • 51 41
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 6, 10 at 2:16pm

    Call an ambulance immediately

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 5, 10 at 8:50pm

    True shit OP

  • 56 58
    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 5, 10 at 10:48am

    You'll be drunk within an hour..

  • 51 50
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 5, 10 at 12:41pm

    APromiseToBurn, you should practice oral sex with guys. Because that maybe the only way you will have fun, douchebag.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by noah13 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:37pm

    Hey a promisetoburn what's wrong with having a good time? Just because you have no life doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 10 at 3:10pm

    I'm getting really tired of the same old texts w a "new twist" on them. Tfln used to be funny. This is jus crap

  • 48 50
    Submitted by gotsdaurge on Jul 6, 10 at 4:23am

    Yessss you can sick from hearing his name all the time and from the tons of alcohol you'll be drinking. Seriously tho they need to find somethin else to talk about.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 5, 10 at 11:56am

    it's gonna be a harsh morning....

  • 50 57
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 5, 10 at 3:48pm

    try living in cleveland

  • 52 62
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 5, 10 at 10:45am

    You're gonna die...

  • 42 49
    Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:30pm

    Replace w Kobe in the finals

  • 47 59
    Submitted by CPJB07 on Jul 5, 10 at 7:22am

    Love it!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:36pm

    Step 3) Call ahead seating at the emergency room

  • 44 58
    Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 5, 10 at 7:45am

    Oooh I wanna play lol I think i would be drunk in about 2-15 mins lmao

    • 45 50
      Submitted by perek on Jul 5, 10 at 8:39am

      yes! I think so

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Thesheep on Jul 6, 10 at 9:33am

    You'd be drink in 10 minutes!!!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by greenkid on Jul 5, 10 at 7:32pm

    Or everytime you hear a vuvuzela...

  • 35 52
    Submitted by axe54 on Jul 5, 10 at 9:22pm

    You'll be drunk in 5 minutes

  • 40 63
    Submitted by BD78 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:51am

    During football season, replace LeBron with Notre Dame. Same effect.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by gotsdaurge on Jul 6, 10 at 4:25am

    get sick

  • 32 66
    Submitted by gamer1001 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:08pm

    I think all the negetive comments about this text are from the people in Ohio.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 5, 10 at 11:48am

    Aaahhhhh u gotta love it! The ppl that play drinking haves everytime a name is repeated, when some1 calls them adorable, or when someones day the word dog to many times. People and they're drinking games...... GET A LIFE YOU DRUNK ASS LOSERS!!!!!!!

    • 30 57
      Submitted by Oms on Jul 7, 10 at 11:06pm

      I'm mainly offended by your grammar. I can hardly understand you.