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  • Ha it used to be Brett favre

    Submitted by rodenberger on Jul 5, 10 at 7:12am
  • Call an ambulance immediately

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 6, 10 at 2:16pm
  • I'm getting really tired of the same old texts w a "new twist" on them. Tfln used to be funny. This is jus crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 10 at 3:10pm
  • You'll be drunk within an hour..

    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 5, 10 at 10:48am
  • You're gonna die...

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 5, 10 at 10:45am
  • Why hello alcohol poisoning! How are you doing this fine evening?

    Submitted by archery126 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:22am
  • yeah!! ^))

    Submitted by perek on Jul 5, 10 at 8:19am
  • True shit OP

    Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 5, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Yessss you can sick from hearing his name all the time and from the tons of alcohol you'll be drinking. Seriously tho they need to find somethin else to talk about.

    Submitted by gotsdaurge on Jul 6, 10 at 4:23am
  • Or everytime you hear a vuvuzela...

    Submitted by greenkid on Jul 5, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Hey a promisetoburn what's wrong with having a good time? Just because you have no life doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.

    Submitted by noah13 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Oooh I wanna play lol I think i would be drunk in about 2-15 mins lmao

    Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 5, 10 at 7:45am
  • it's gonna be a harsh morning....

    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 5, 10 at 11:56am
  • Replace w Kobe in the finals

    Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Love it!

    Submitted by CPJB07 on Jul 5, 10 at 7:22am
  • try living in cleveland

    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 5, 10 at 3:48pm
  • APromiseToBurn, you should practice oral sex with guys. Because that maybe the only way you will have fun, douchebag.

    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 5, 10 at 12:41pm
  • You'll be drunk in 5 minutes

    Submitted by axe54 on Jul 5, 10 at 9:22pm
  • During football season, replace LeBron with Notre Dame. Same effect.

    Submitted by BD78 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:51am
  • get sick

    Submitted by gotsdaurge on Jul 6, 10 at 4:25am
  • Step 3) Call ahead seating at the emergency room

    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:36pm
  • You'd be drink in 10 minutes!!!

    Submitted by Thesheep on Jul 6, 10 at 9:33am
  • Aaahhhhh u gotta love it! The ppl that play drinking haves everytime a name is repeated, when some1 calls them adorable, or when someones day the word dog to many times. People and they're drinking games...... GET A LIFE YOU DRUNK ASS LOSERS!!!!!!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 5, 10 at 11:48am
    • I'm mainly offended by your grammar. I can hardly understand you.

      Submitted by Oms on Jul 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • I think all the negetive comments about this text are from the people in Ohio.

    Submitted by gamer1001 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:08pm