Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I can't decide if this is a good night or a bad night.
2:00 you're an "auto fail" epic is a word DUMBASS
Emma Watson is pretty hot...
Ahaahahha funny fo real!
Ommgg that shit was EPIC!!!! muahahahaaa
5:18 thats a lie because she was at the pudding party at harvard after dec 8th....
i am so proud to be from this area code!
12:51 If he was lying then wouldnt it be fake?
I'm going to say this right now. I would hook up one time with Emma Watson instead of 5 times with
Megan fx Emma Watson is
Well I work for Emma in RI and I hate to break it to you but she left for home in England 2 days ago...
Who the fuck is Jim Rome? And how is "epic" a "wannabe word"? Last i checked, it was in the dictionary. "Auto-fail" isn't a slang term I've ever heard of, incidentally.
I want to hook up with Emma Watson soooooooooo bad
Ever sipped on a bottle of 151? Shit makes your lips numb as fuck.
This is actually pretty funny cause it's just one of the usual unfunny texts but with someone putting them in their ppace
151 haha Hess drinks that shit all the time
first one ive laughed at in a long tIME!!! BRILLIANT:)
You live in mansfield this is what happens
151 is NEVER a good idea
my first experience I ended up in the hospital.
that shit fucks you up
I say that this is fake. No one remembers their dreams when they are that wasted.
Auto fail for using the word epic. STOP using that stupid Jim Rome wannabe word
Who cares? its funny.
Probably fake but funny as hell
i know a guy who's ACTUALLY hooked up with emma watson. she goes to brown.
4:00 I never said epic wasn't a word you dumb fuck. Fix the presciption on your monocle, cyclops
Yeah Brown! I don't believe you hooked up with Emma Watson for a second, but I do remember 151 being a freshmen favorite
12:51 maybe he was lying
You're both retards. Get a life.
151: burns like hell but it'll get you drunk!
Emma Watson is a freaking fox. 'Nuff said.
Eastern MA represent!
The fake:funny ratio doesn't justify this being posted. Kinda funny, way too fake.
Epic is a stupid word, clone dick sucker
I smashed Emma Watson many times before she left for England she's a complete freak she loves to fuk in public and get gangbanged