We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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It's a trap!
I hope I wasn't that bartender...
Shots? Drunk bartender? Nips? Which words were the magic ones?
probably "GET HERE."
@ Arthurlux, probably all those words are magic and in that combo, it makes Jesus.
Ten bucks this was in ocmd
I'm proud my friend got on here. :) congrats girl.
Internet gods, plus the rest of the world, are indeed firsty haters
@GoodKine best comment.
1/4 inch is not very close to being out. nips can be much closer to the edge without any problems.
Mac pub/corner post/fogy hotel??? Had similar things happen there
Quacktasitc won't catch on, the iPhone won't auto correct that as a word. On another note...
This is a spam
It's time to call in RULE 34 on this one! It's time we cleaned these texts up with RULE 34!
I swear to god if people on here start a "quacktastic" trend, I will delete the app.
Drunk bartender, oxymoron. Oooppps just moron.
What he didn't say was the bartender is 60 and her top is past her belly button.
omg... you dont wanna know
My comment isn't spam. Juicy_cooter is funny damn Internet Gods are firsty haters.
My cooter was firsty veronica
Where the magic words for these????