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  • 77 43
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 24, 10 at 6:05pm

    Shots? Drunk bartender? Nips? Which words were the magic ones?

    • 36 53
      Submitted by oose on Jul 24, 10 at 7:06pm

      probably "GET HERE."

  • 73 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 6:46pm

    It's a trap!

  • 66 49
    Submitted by kgraham21 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:15pm

    @ Arthurlux, probably all those words are magic and in that combo, it makes Jesus.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by AshStarr83 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:58pm

    I hope I wasn't that bartender...

  • 48 39
    Submitted by anon610 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:01pm

    I'm proud my friend got on here. :) congrats girl.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 1:58am

    Quacktasitc won't catch on, the iPhone won't auto correct that as a word. On another note... This is a spam

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 25, 10 at 1:27am

    1/4 inch is not very close to being out. nips can be much closer to the edge without any problems.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:12pm

    Internet gods, plus the rest of the world, are indeed firsty haters

  • 44 49
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 1:01pm

    @GoodKine best comment.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by mirandaa on Jul 25, 10 at 1:52am

    I swear to god if people on here start a "quacktastic" trend, I will delete the app.

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Santino on Jul 25, 10 at 8:57am

    Alright PA

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Bianca007 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:19pm

    Ten bucks this was in ocmd

  • 38 51
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:41am

    It's time to call in RULE 34 on this one! It's time we cleaned these texts up with RULE 34!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 25, 10 at 3:30am

    What he didn't say was the bartender is 60 and her top is past her belly button.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm

    My comment isn't spam. Juicy_cooter is funny damn Internet Gods are firsty haters.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 8:31pm

    WHATS GOATSIE?!

    • 51 40
      Submitted by cinddayk on Jul 24, 10 at 8:40pm

      omg... you dont wanna know

  • 39 62
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:19pm

    That's Quacktastic!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 25, 10 at 9:12am

    Mac pub/corner post/fogy hotel??? Had similar things happen there

  • 41 75
    Submitted by veronica_16 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:05pm

    first

  • 29 52
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 6:33pm

    Drunk bartender, oxymoron. Oooppps just moron.

  • 38 73
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 8:52pm

    My cooter was firsty veronica

  • 35 68
    Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 24, 10 at 7:26pm

    Where the magic words for these????