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  • 58 19
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 24, 10 at 6:05pm
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    Shots? Drunk bartender? Nips? Which words were the magic ones?

    • 13 20
      Submitted by oose on Jul 24, 10 at 7:06pm
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      probably "GET HERE."

  • 45 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 6:46pm
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    It's a trap!

  • 42 24
    Submitted by kgraham21 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:15pm
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    @ Arthurlux, probably all those words are magic and in that combo, it makes Jesus.

  • 42 26
    Submitted by AshStarr83 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:58pm
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    I hope I wasn't that bartender...

  • 20 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 1:58am
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    Quacktasitc won't catch on, the iPhone won't auto correct that as a word. On another note... This is a spam

  • 22 20
    Submitted by mirandaa on Jul 25, 10 at 1:52am
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    I swear to god if people on here start a "quacktastic" trend, I will delete the app.

  • 20 17
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 1:01pm
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    @GoodKine best comment.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 25, 10 at 3:30am
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    What he didn't say was the bartender is 60 and her top is past her belly button.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:12pm
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    Internet gods, plus the rest of the world, are indeed firsty haters

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 25, 10 at 1:27am
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    1/4 inch is not very close to being out. nips can be much closer to the edge without any problems.

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Santino on Jul 25, 10 at 8:57am
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    Alright PA

  • 13 12
    Submitted by anon610 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:01pm
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    I'm proud my friend got on here. :) congrats girl.

  • 12 16
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:41am
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    It's time to call in RULE 34 on this one! It's time we cleaned these texts up with RULE 34!

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Bianca007 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:19pm
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    Ten bucks this was in ocmd

  • 12 21
    Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 25, 10 at 9:12am
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    Mac pub/corner post/fogy hotel??? Had similar things happen there

  • 18 34
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:19pm
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    That's Quacktastic!

  • 12 24
    Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 24, 10 at 7:26pm
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    Where the magic words for these????

  • 11 24
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 8:31pm
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    WHATS GOATSIE?!

    • 19 10
      Submitted by cinddayk on Jul 24, 10 at 8:40pm
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      omg... you dont wanna know

  • 20 42
    Submitted by veronica_16 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:05pm
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    first

  • 16 37
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm
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    My comment isn't spam. Juicy_cooter is funny damn Internet Gods are firsty haters.

  • 18 44
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 8:52pm
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    My cooter was firsty veronica

  • 11 33
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 6:33pm
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    Drunk bartender, oxymoron. Oooppps just moron.

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