she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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She could just be sore...happened to me once. The next morning my pussy was bruised. But it was worth it.
You pounded her.
Maybe he took "eatin pussy" literally
Chuck Norris must have posted this!
Sound like he went all Mel Gibson up in her.
That's when you know it was some damn good sex!!!!!
At first I thought it said "ice pick"
I told you icyhot would not work as lube!
THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!! NOT EVEN KIDDING!
Either she's unconscious/dead, or she's waiting for the pain to fade so she can get more of you. Hopefully the latter.
Pretty Good, The Pain was worth it
Sounds like an amazing night! Good job boy!
You think your hot shit
Thats the definition of Latenight Pussypoundin
Why did you take a bat to her vagina??
First time riding a horse?
Omg I want some..
Hardcore pound fuckin
Sounds good to me
Ahhh this sounds lovely, I wish my bf could give it to me like that.
You may have done something wrong.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
the dude literally beat the pussy up
She likes it roughhh
When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!
False. you find some one life gave vodka to and make a cocktail
Also false, you pick up a blender and find someone life gave tequila and make margaritas
I pray he kills you..
Id say it went well
He was tearin it up!! Lol sounds like wild sex to me
thats boss sex
Sounds like my kind of night
Does she have underware on??
Like a boss
I'll make sure your vagina needs an icepack
Just swimmingly I suppose
same thing happened to my girl few weeks ago only we didnt have an ice pack so she had to use a sprite the text was actually posted on here too lol
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
There's an app for that
I like dolphins. I'm home alone. Mom is on her corner. Dad is at the strip club.
you=good.\nher=slightly on the painful side.\noverall=rough/violent/amazing.
That man is my hero. Ice that pussy you pansy and wear his ass out!!! If you don't, he needs MY number!
She's so nasty she keeps ice there to keep the CRABS fresh!
Why fo people keep misusing that word? A vagina is a hole. You can't put something ON a hole. Pussy, vulva, snatch, twat, beaver, box, genitalia. Pick one.
Must have been prettyyyyy goood :)
Sounds like my man
Sooo peytonmanning was it as memorable as the OP's. Just asking cause you do it quite often..lol.
I think that had a smashing good time. They see me trollinn
You're doing it wrong...
Wow, you are a god
Lmaooo sounds like it went well on ur behalf... Does she have a friend or maybe a sister?
Shit you think that's bad my girl gies to physical therapy now... I just thank\n god I didn't put her in a wheelchair
Sounds like a night full of some Pussy Bouncin.
You Must have done the Flaming Amazon it is when you set fire to her "Jungle" and Extinguish the Flames with your Gorilla Juice
You can cover a hole, therefore you can put something on it. Ex: Put the cover ON that manhole.
When and where?
Maybe shes allergic to condoms, thats happened to a friend of mine.
Hpv causes throat cancer in men .... Crap.