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  • 233 38
    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 21, 10 at 6:06pm
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    Violently

  • 202 38
    Submitted by oreos on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm
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    She could just be sore...happened to me once. The next morning my pussy was bruised. But it was worth it.

  • 148 33
    Submitted by heyychitown on Jul 21, 10 at 6:24pm
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    You pounded her.

  • 127 37
    Submitted by CameronWarren on Jul 21, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Chuck Norris must have posted this!

  • 131 47
    Submitted by evolwayz on Jul 21, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Maybe he took "eatin pussy" literally

  • 126 41
    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Jul 21, 10 at 6:15pm
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    At first I thought it said "ice pick"

  • 100 36
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 7:31pm
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    I told you icyhot would not work as lube!

  • 88 37
    Submitted by astroglidea on Jul 21, 10 at 7:07pm
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    That's when you know it was some damn good sex!!!!!

  • 77 30
    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 21, 10 at 11:46pm
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    Sound like he went all Mel Gibson up in her.

  • 58 33
    Submitted by fabjuju18 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:40pm
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    He was tearin it up!! Lol sounds like wild sex to me

  • 47 21
    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42pm
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    Omg I want some..

  • 51 29
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 21, 10 at 11:39pm
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    Either she's unconscious/dead, or she's waiting for the pain to fade so she can get more of you. Hopefully the latter.

  • 49 34
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:48pm
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    Pretty Good, The Pain was worth it

  • 48 38
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:19pm
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    When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

    • 24 26
      Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 7:30pm
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      False. you find some one life gave vodka to and make a cocktail

      • 20 20
        Submitted by 831-420 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:29pm
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        Also false, you pick up a blender and find someone life gave tequila and make margaritas

  • 42 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 1:58am
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    Ata boy

  • 36 20
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 22, 10 at 2:51am
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    Sounds like an amazing night! Good job boy!

  • 33 19
    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jul 23, 10 at 7:47am
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    Fake.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 21, 10 at 9:07pm
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    thats boss sex

  • 37 32
    Submitted by pfross on Jul 22, 10 at 8:36am
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    Why did you take a bat to her vagina??

  • 31 26
    Submitted by donjuanpablo on Jul 22, 10 at 8:38am
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    Hells yeah

  • 32 30
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:30am
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    the dude literally beat the pussy up

  • 30 26
    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 22, 10 at 12:13am
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    Awesome

  • 26 19
    Submitted by jillyjillyjilly on Jul 23, 10 at 12:54am
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    You think your hot shit

  • 26 21
    Submitted by whittlesome5348 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:50pm
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    Ahhh this sounds lovely, I wish my bf could give it to me like that.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by jkaa on Jul 22, 10 at 3:30am
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    Id say it went well

  • 30 32
    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:26pm
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    Fuck yes

  • 35 43
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:04pm
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    Hardcore pound fuckin

  • 30 33
    Submitted by neighplay on Jul 21, 10 at 6:21pm
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    Nice

  • 25 24
    Submitted by PhoenixGray on Jul 23, 10 at 2:50am
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    That man is my hero. Ice that pussy you pansy and wear his ass out!!! If you don't, he needs MY number!

  • 22 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:09am
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    There's an app for that

  • 22 19
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Woah. Hardcore.

  • 26 28
    Submitted by jakeinthebox on Jul 23, 10 at 5:08pm
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    outstanding!

  • 18 15
    Submitted by fairamar on Sep 27, 10 at 9:06pm
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    Sounds like my kind of night

  • 25 30
    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 3, 10 at 5:53pm
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    Fucking awesome.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by johntexts on Jul 23, 10 at 1:58am
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    hell yeah.

  • 21 25
    Submitted by pinkwonder on Sep 28, 10 at 4:37pm
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    Must have been prettyyyyy goood :)

  • 26 35
    Submitted by WCPortugal on Jul 21, 10 at 10:36pm
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    Fan-freaking-tastic.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by lily_loves_you on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24pm
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    Sounds good to me

  • 16 17
    Submitted by TGCMML1220 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:29am
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    THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!! NOT EVEN KIDDING!

  • 25 36
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 22, 10 at 12:16am
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    I'll make sure your vagina needs an icepack

  • 27 40
    Submitted by bestwit on Jul 21, 10 at 10:32pm
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    Wow, you are a god

  • 39 64
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm
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    You're doing it wrong...

  • 18 23
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 31, 10 at 6:35am
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    You Must have done the Flaming Amazon it is when you set fire to her "Jungle" and Extinguish the Flames with your Gorilla Juice

  • 20 27
    Submitted by EversickChick on Jul 23, 10 at 1:01am
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    Sounds like my man

  • 28 43
    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 21, 10 at 6:34pm
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    Just swimmingly I suppose

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm
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    I pray he kills you..

  • 23 35
    Submitted by biggbodybrougham on Jul 21, 10 at 8:01pm
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    Nice

  • 33 56
    Submitted by udown on Jul 21, 10 at 6:59pm
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    same thing happened to my girl few weeks ago only we didnt have an ice pack so she had to use a sprite the text was actually posted on here too lol

  • 20 31
    Submitted by elephant101 on Jul 23, 10 at 1:33pm
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    Does she have underware on??

  • 17 25
    Submitted by nesse01 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:46am
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    Lmaooo sounds like it went well on ur behalf... Does she have a friend or maybe a sister?

  • 25 41
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:17am
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    I like dolphins. I'm home alone. Mom is on her corner. Dad is at the strip club.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 21, 10 at 11:56pm
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    Thats the definition of Latenight Pussypoundin

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 21, 10 at 7:01pm
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    I think that had a smashing good time. They see me trollinn

  • 13 22
    Submitted by onthebrightside on Aug 8, 10 at 1:25pm
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    She likes it roughhh

  • 15 28
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:29pm
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    Shit you think that's bad my girl gies to physical therapy now... I just thank\n god I didn't put her in a wheelchair

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 1:54am
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    She's so nasty she keeps ice there to keep the CRABS fresh!

  • 15 29
    Submitted by ooooooyeaaaaa on Jul 26, 10 at 2:09am
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    Like a boss

  • 14 27
    Submitted by rudy17jay on Jul 22, 10 at 12:49am
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    Hollllllla

  • 18 35
    Submitted by chalkchalkchalk on Jul 21, 10 at 10:57pm
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    CALIFORNIA<3

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:28pm
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    Hpv causes throat cancer in men .... Crap.

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Bomb on Jul 21, 10 at 6:08pm
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    You may have done something wrong.

  • 12 25
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:47am
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    Sounds like a night full of some Pussy Bouncin.

  • 19 39
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:18am
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    Sounds lame

  • 32 65
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm
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    You can cover a hole, therefore you can put something on it. Ex: Put the cover ON that manhole.

  • 0 5
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 4, 12 at 6:10pm
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    Maybe shes allergic to condoms, thats happened to a friend of mine.

  • 16 38
    Submitted by babezzz on Jul 21, 10 at 10:48pm
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    Ouchh.

  • 21 48
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:03pm
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    Orly?

  • 13 36
    Submitted by ieleyouveesecs33 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:53am
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    you=good.\nher=slightly on the painful side.\noverall=rough/violent/amazing.

  • 17 45
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:14am
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 7 27
    Submitted by ffffffff on Jul 25, 10 at 7:22pm
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    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • 36 85
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 6:13pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 19 53
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 9:31pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    • 21 27
      Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 1:56am
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      When and where?

  • 11 42
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Sooo peytonmanning was it as memorable as the OP's. Just asking cause you do it quite often..lol.

  • 41 115
    Submitted by ebitch on Jul 21, 10 at 6:11pm
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    Why fo people keep misusing that word? A vagina is a hole. You can't put something ON a hole. Pussy, vulva, snatch, twat, beaver, box, genitalia. Pick one.

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