There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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3:28 start thinking of clever slogans for your new business
this thread was beyond funny. I called like three people to look at it. whoa.
Awesome my wife and I loved she likes the cum too
See? Mixing up 5:30, and 5:03. Clearly a cheating whore.
I wonder how hideous these babies will be.
5:39.. republican here who loves anal... ;)
Don't knock it 'til you try it Prudes! My gf loves it!
i can jizz from 703 to 206. bitches.
hell no, i am a woman and i vote good night!
i love getting covered in cum.. fuck it turns me on.. ;)
I've gotten about this same reaction several times. It's funny to see the look on a girl's face on the receiving end of some heavy artillery.
Ah, to the collected audience. My love, the girl of my dreams, who loves to suck, loves to swallow and wants me to show her how to scream in pleasure has disappeared and left me.
If she reads this, know my love has never waned and my lust has never been stronger. She, to her knees and me, to mine....dreams are made of much less.....and she has been much more.
4:17, while I appreciate your proposal, there has to be more for me in the marriage than swallowing your load. While I do love to give blow jobs, that does not a marriage make.
I'm 3:29. I swallow.
Nah , its actually really good for your hair , it's pure protein.Makes your skin soft when you rub it on too! THANK GOD these are anonymous postings !
I'm sorry for leaving you but I have returned to the man of my dreams, whom I can't wait to suck & swallow while we pleasures my sweet little pussy till I scream with pleasure.
If you are reading this-know that my love isn't lost nor is my lust and passion. You are everything that I've been looking for and more & I can't believe I found you on TFLN-soon we will be together & we will tape & post our love for all to see..until then. I love you
-your girl of your dreams\future wife
Vanilla pudding, idiot.
I'm betting you're one of those "bad night" prudes.
now THAT is a love story, people! take note!
@ 3:28pm: it's pure protein
It's actually a sugar. Just thought you should know!
HAHAHA I fucking love this thread.
I am hopefully speaking for my new fiance, Ms. 5:33.
This is not so fake. She has and does it all.
I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.
I gotta let you know man. Your broad...she's not faithful. She's just not. There are signs all over Washington. Show up at the East Seattle truck stop at 5:33 for a good time. She has her famous Seattle Glory hole there. Don't get suckered in.
...also. She was once a guy.
"God knows most of them NEED some anal."
Damn, 5:39, you hit that thing just right......
Distance only makes the heart grow fonder & the sexual longing grow more & more
I'm willing & ready to put in the work for this relationship..let the courting begin
your always, orally, manually, gentially and anally (that's your present for the honeymoon) ;-p
Made in TFLN heaven, but not a cartographer's heaven. We could only be further apart if I used a boat to go west.
Looks like a long courtship.
Yours orally, manually and genitally,
we can both seal the deal 69 my darling ;-p
<3 your fiance,
wow unknown error just broke my heart...
long story short, all the best to the disgustingly entertaining couple in this thread
I am willing to get tested & prove that I am a clean girl. We can go together and post the results. I'll be waiting patiently in 703, waiting for you & your cock. Patiently waiting to taste you---Yours truly
I am confused....she does not like Obama....I didn't know Republicans gave blowjobs.....
it's great moisturizer for those damn split ends
my chick acts like she gets shot when i let it fly haha i got her hair this weekend and she got mad all like do it anywhere jus not the hair sorry i dont have a laser site on this thang. maybe i shoud get her a shower cap lol
I want a TFLN fiance/fake romance : (
this is ridiculous. ha
The end? Its not over......
I find that I need to visit the 703. And your body.
Yours in every way (that I am not someone elses')
Was that you hoping I'd fall into a ditch?
pudding?? what did he take a shit on her?
3:29 if you dont want it in your face dont sit there and wait for it
hahhahahhahahhah oh wow, I love it!
wow, what an enlightened perspective that is.....a ditch indeed.
awww poor 5:03! she called him the wrong name!!
Three years of deceit, maybe. Just remember when you conceal the truth, the person you are really lying to, is yourself. You were never and will never be faithful. You love the cock too much. I'm trying to save 5:09 from misery. And herpes. And the HIV.
And the clap.
Wonderful Idea....the honeymoon begins! I knew we were a match made in, well, somewhere good.
Area Code? I am 206,
This thread is my favorite.
PS buckets of cum are hot--what's his number?!
It actually IS good for the hair. Some shampoo (don't remember the name) uses the same acid contained in semen to make the hair shiny. I heard this on KROQ a few weeks ago.
no but i heard its good for your acne
OMG this is the funniest thing i have EVER read..you yall just made a bad day awesome..
and really cum is quite nice on the hair..healthy shine!
I'm ready to give myself to you & ready to prove that our love is real
bill cosby cums pudding.
5:03 I'll marry you..I love to give blowjobs & I swallow (happily) & I'd love to experience your pussy loving skills.
In all fairness i did warn ya and you claimed you could take all of it
Dear 3:29 alias 3:54,
Will you marry me? Be my partner and swallow my load.
Hair gel...something about Mary...
Read the thread til the end. Lmao. Sad that it's long over.
Throw it out there. What do you want? M or F? Clue us in....
I would just like to say that this thread has warmed my heart and I wish any happy couples that may form the best of luck.
Best TFLN thread ever.
What a bunch of flaming idiots
I like it when a girl kisses me when my cum is in her mouth.......HOT!
Seems I have more than one love...
Let's meeet in the Erogenous Zone and couple there.
How will I know you? Flower in your hair? Shaved and no hair?
Let's make this work,
We could start with settling on a name (or time) with which to refer to the other.
I am tall, non-smoker and interesting both sober and not sober.
I have traveled the world. I cook. I read, love music and while I love a good old fashioned oral love-fest, I also love to apply my own oral skills and also satisfy my partners pussy with hard, long love.
I voted for Obama.
What else matters?
stop spreading false rumors about me...5:03 knows the real me & our love is real! you aren't going to stop a love like ours & i am faithful. last relationship=3 years. so ha
'I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.' "
I was thinking the exact same thing lol
This thread needs to get back on target...cum shots: great thing, or greatest thing?
You voted for Obama ...that says it all right there... NO GO on the marriage !
5:03...Obama sucks. I hope you fall in a ditch.
Of course they give blowjobs. It keeps them from getting pregnant because they hates abortion. No anal though. God knows most of them NEED some anal.
this thread has made my evening.
good luck to everyone in the pursuit of their romantic endeavors.
We are a match made in TFLN heaven
i am so, so, so, so, sooooo sorry.
what the fuck. 12 29 is a flaming homo.
love it on the face.
After I give a facial, I'm usually not calling her again.
Why are people writing letters to one another?
love the fucking romantic couple--you guys made my night--keep it up
ok, true love, my little swallow (5:33)
send message to threeballstwostrikes @skype
It's not so bad. My boy loves it and I'm totally down ... just remember to close your eyes. :)
Lets do it, set the date & location.
lol best thread ever
Seriously does nothing for the damn hair. Guys just admit your damn proud of your little genetics selfs are all over the girl you fucked hard. It that happen to me I'd just puke all over him and then scream unhappy about it. Last thing I need is for my hair to be fucked up and be stuck with it.
best. thread. ever.
the end! =]
THE COUPLE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
that thread made me throw up, stop having conversations on here and get lives
i'm sure it would've beeen a story book romance.
And they said romance was dead. Proposal acceptance is accepted.
Who kneels first?
It's great for your hair!
I love getting facials!
Glad I was reading this as the girl of my dreams just fucked me over. After 2 years. This really made things better!
wow .....what a fuckin' story! I can't believe I actually read it to the end......wow!
greastest thing ever. I almost peed myself laughing after i gave some unsuspecting slore my first facial. Then she chased me out of the house. FANTASTIC!!
Sweetie ... don't worry ... it is good for you ... that's what I tell my girlfriend everytimevI splooge her ... and the slut believes me - now she BEGS me to do it everytime