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  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:20pm

    See? Mixing up 5:30, and 5:03. Clearly a cheating whore. -- 12:15

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:57pm

    10:28 I'm sorry for leaving you but I have returned to the man of my dreams, whom I can't wait to suck & swallow while we pleasures my sweet little pussy till I scream with pleasure. If you are reading this-know that my love isn't lost nor is my lust and passion. You are everything that I've been looking for and more & I can't believe I found you on TFLN-soon we will be together & we will tape & post our love for all to see..until then. I love you -your girl of your dreams\future wife

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:26pm

    i can jizz from 703 to 206. bitches.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm

    Nah , its actually really good for your hair , it's pure protein.Makes your skin soft when you rub it on too! THANK GOD these are anonymous postings !

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:07am

    this thread was beyond funny. I called like three people to look at it. whoa.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:30pm

    3:28 start thinking of clever slogans for your new business

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:46am

    hell no, i am a woman and i vote good night! i love getting covered in cum.. fuck it turns me on.. ;)

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    "God knows most of them NEED some anal." Damn, 5:39, you hit that thing just right......

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:28pm

    Ah, to the collected audience. My love, the girl of my dreams, who loves to suck, loves to swallow and wants me to show her how to scream in pleasure has disappeared and left me. If she reads this, know my love has never waned and my lust has never been stronger. She, to her knees and me, to mine....dreams are made of much less.....and she has been much more. 5:03....

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:00pm

    Dear 5:33, Made in TFLN heaven, but not a cartographer's heaven. We could only be further apart if I used a boat to go west. Looks like a long courtship. Yours orally, manually and genitally, 5:03/5:46

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:54pm

    I'm 3:29. I swallow.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:40pm

    Vanilla pudding, idiot.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:58pm

    wow unknown error just broke my heart... long story short, all the best to the disgustingly entertaining couple in this thread

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:10am

    HAHAHA I fucking love this thread.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:09pm

    @ 3:28pm: it's pure protein It's actually a sugar. Just thought you should know!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:03pm

    Dear 5:46, Distance only makes the heart grow fonder & the sexual longing grow more & more I'm willing & ready to put in the work for this relationship..let the courting begin your always, orally, manually, gentially and anally (that's your present for the honeymoon) ;-p

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:17pm

    I wonder how hideous these babies will be.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:43pm

    4:17, while I appreciate your proposal, there has to be more for me in the marriage than swallowing your load. While I do love to give blow jobs, that does not a marriage make. Best, 3:29/3:54

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:32pm

    I'm betting you're one of those "bad night" prudes.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:11pm

    5:30 I am willing to get tested & prove that I am a clean girl. We can go together and post the results. I'll be waiting patiently in 703, waiting for you & your cock. Patiently waiting to taste you---Yours truly -5:33

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:38am

    5:39.. republican here who loves anal... ;)

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:15am

    5:03. I gotta let you know man. Your broad...she's not faithful. She's just not. There are signs all over Washington. Show up at the East Seattle truck stop at 5:33 for a good time. She has her famous Seattle Glory hole there. Don't get suckered in. ...also. She was once a guy.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:29pm

    I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:59pm

    Awesome my wife and I loved she likes the cum too

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49pm

    I am hopefully speaking for my new fiance, Ms. 5:33. This is not so fake. She has and does it all. 5:03

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05am

    5:33. Three years of deceit, maybe. Just remember when you conceal the truth, the person you are really lying to, is yourself. You were never and will never be faithful. You love the cock too much. I'm trying to save 5:09 from misery. And herpes. And the HIV. -- 12:15. And the clap.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:38pm

    pudding?? what did he take a shit on her?

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:30pm

    I am confused....she does not like Obama....I didn't know Republicans gave blowjobs.....

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:43pm

    no but i heard its good for your acne

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:23am

    awww poor 5:03! she called him the wrong name!!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:06pm

    this thread has made my evening. good luck to everyone in the pursuit of their romantic endeavors.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    I would just like to say that this thread has warmed my heart and I wish any happy couples that may form the best of luck.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:03 I'll marry you..I love to give blowjobs & I swallow (happily) & I'd love to experience your pussy loving skills.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm

    it's great moisturizer for those damn split ends

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:02pm

    now THAT is a love story, people! take note!

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    I've gotten about this same reaction several times. It's funny to see the look on a girl's face on the receiving end of some heavy artillery.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:14am

    Don't knock it 'til you try it Prudes! My gf loves it!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by mcrmaddie on Jul 21, 11 at 1:33am

    THE COUPLE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:02pm

    OMG this is the funniest thing i have EVER read..you yall just made a bad day awesome.. and really cum is quite nice on the hair..healthy shine!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:23am

    12:15 stop spreading false rumors about me...5:03 knows the real me & our love is real! you aren't going to stop a love like ours & i am faithful. last relationship=3 years. so ha

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:46pm

    In all fairness i did warn ya and you claimed you could take all of it

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:27pm

    "Anonymous said... 'I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.' " I was thinking the exact same thing lol

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:41pm

    my chick acts like she gets shot when i let it fly haha i got her hair this weekend and she got mad all like do it anywhere jus not the hair sorry i dont have a laser site on this thang. maybe i shoud get her a shower cap lol

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    Dear 4:43, We could start with settling on a name (or time) with which to refer to the other. I am tall, non-smoker and interesting both sober and not sober. I have traveled the world. I cook. I read, love music and while I love a good old fashioned oral love-fest, I also love to apply my own oral skills and also satisfy my partners pussy with hard, long love. I voted for Obama. What else matters?

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:29 if you dont want it in your face dont sit there and wait for it

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:19am

    The end? Its not over...... Dear 5:33, I find that I need to visit the 703. And your body. Yours in every way (that I am not someone elses') 5:03

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:52pm

    this is ridiculous. ha

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:32pm

    It's not so bad. My boy loves it and I'm totally down ... just remember to close your eyes. :)

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:39pm

    Of course they give blowjobs. It keeps them from getting pregnant because they hates abortion. No anal though. God knows most of them NEED some anal.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:39pm

    Dear 5:38 we can both seal the deal 69 my darling ;-p <3 your fiance, 5:33

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:10pm

    5:03...Obama sucks. I hope you fall in a ditch.

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:29pm

    Dear Fiance, I'm ready to give myself to you & ready to prove that our love is real -7:25

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    You voted for Obama ...that says it all right there... NO GO on the marriage !

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37am

    love it on the face.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:48pm

    to 6:44: Throw it out there. What do you want? M or F? Clue us in....

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:44pm

    I want a TFLN fiance/fake romance : (

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 12:59am

    Seriously does nothing for the damn hair. Guys just admit your damn proud of your little genetics selfs are all over the girl you fucked hard. It that happen to me I'd just puke all over him and then scream unhappy about it. Last thing I need is for my hair to be fucked up and be stuck with it.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:05am

    best. thread. ever. the end! =]

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm

    Hey, 3:29/3:54/4:43, Was that you hoping I'd fall into a ditch? Warmly, 4:17/5:03

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:37am

    Read the thread til the end. Lmao. Sad that it's long over.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am

    I like it when a girl kisses me when my cum is in her mouth.......HOT!

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:39pm

    Why are people writing letters to one another? Get lives!

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:01am

    This thread is my favorite. PS buckets of cum are hot--what's his number?!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:01pm

    Hair gel...something about Mary...

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25pm

    bill cosby cums pudding.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:13am

    hahhahahhahahhah oh wow, I love it!

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm

    lol best thread ever

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Daft on Mar 7, 10 at 8:11pm

    Best TFLN thread ever.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:37pm

    Seems I have more than one love... Let's meeet in the Erogenous Zone and couple there. How will I know you? Flower in your hair? Shaved and no hair? Let's make this work, Love, 5:03

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm

    I love getting facials!

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:13pm

    wow, what an enlightened perspective that is.....a ditch indeed.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:32pm

    It actually IS good for the hair. Some shampoo (don't remember the name) uses the same acid contained in semen to make the hair shiny. I heard this on KROQ a few weeks ago.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:59am

    what the fuck. 12 29 is a flaming homo.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:46pm

    Dear 5:33, Wonderful Idea....the honeymoon begins! I knew we were a match made in, well, somewhere good. Area Code? I am 206, Love, 5:03

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm

    i am so, so, so, so, sooooo sorry.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    Dear 6:49 Lets do it, set the date & location.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    Dear 3:29 alias 3:54, Will you marry me? Be my partner and swallow my load. Sincerely,

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:10pm

    This thread needs to get back on target...cum shots: great thing, or greatest thing? discuss.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:00am

    love the fucking romantic couple--you guys made my night--keep it up

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:13pm

    After I give a facial, I'm usually not calling her again.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:38pm

    Dear 5:33, And they said romance was dead. Proposal acceptance is accepted. Who kneels first? Your fiance, 5:03

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    Dear 5:46, We are a match made in TFLN heaven I'm 703 Love, 5:33

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    It's great for your hair!

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:19am

    What a bunch of flaming idiots

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:12am

    wow .....what a fuckin' story! I can't believe I actually read it to the end......wow!

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    ok, true love, my little swallow (5:33) send message to threeballstwostrikes @skype 5:03

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:47pm

    i'm sure it would've beeen a story book romance.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:30pm

    that thread made me throw up, stop having conversations on here and get lives

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    greastest thing ever. I almost peed myself laughing after i gave some unsuspecting slore my first facial. Then she chased me out of the house. FANTASTIC!!

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:07am

    Glad I was reading this as the girl of my dreams just fucked me over. After 2 years. This really made things better!

  • 31 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:10pm

    Sweetie ... don't worry ... it is good for you ... that's what I tell my girlfriend everytimevI splooge her ... and the slut believes me - now she BEGS me to do it everytime