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  • 3:28 start thinking of clever slogans for your new business

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Awesome my wife and I loved she likes the cum too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:59pm
  • this thread was beyond funny. I called like three people to look at it. whoa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:07am
  • See? Mixing up 5:30, and 5:03. Clearly a cheating whore. -- 12:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:20pm
  • I wonder how hideous these babies will be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:17pm
  • 5:39.. republican here who loves anal... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:38am
  • Don't knock it 'til you try it Prudes! My gf loves it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:14am
  • i can jizz from 703 to 206. bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:26pm
  • I'm 3:29. I swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 4:17, while I appreciate your proposal, there has to be more for me in the marriage than swallowing your load. While I do love to give blow jobs, that does not a marriage make. Best, 3:29/3:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I've gotten about this same reaction several times. It's funny to see the look on a girl's face on the receiving end of some heavy artillery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Nah , its actually really good for your hair , it's pure protein.Makes your skin soft when you rub it on too! THANK GOD these are anonymous postings !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm
  • hell no, i am a woman and i vote good night! i love getting covered in cum.. fuck it turns me on.. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:46am
  • Vanilla pudding, idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:40pm
  • now THAT is a love story, people! take note!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Ah, to the collected audience. My love, the girl of my dreams, who loves to suck, loves to swallow and wants me to show her how to scream in pleasure has disappeared and left me. If she reads this, know my love has never waned and my lust has never been stronger. She, to her knees and me, to mine....dreams are made of much less.....and she has been much more. 5:03....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:28pm
  • @ 3:28pm: it's pure protein It's actually a sugar. Just thought you should know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:09pm
  • I'm betting you're one of those "bad night" prudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:32pm
  • HAHAHA I fucking love this thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:10am
  • 10:28 I'm sorry for leaving you but I have returned to the man of my dreams, whom I can't wait to suck & swallow while we pleasures my sweet little pussy till I scream with pleasure. If you are reading this-know that my love isn't lost nor is my lust and passion. You are everything that I've been looking for and more & I can't believe I found you on TFLN-soon we will be together & we will tape & post our love for all to see..until then. I love you -your girl of your dreams\future wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Dear 5:46, Distance only makes the heart grow fonder & the sexual longing grow more & more I'm willing & ready to put in the work for this relationship..let the courting begin your always, orally, manually, gentially and anally (that's your present for the honeymoon) ;-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Dear 5:33, Made in TFLN heaven, but not a cartographer's heaven. We could only be further apart if I used a boat to go west. Looks like a long courtship. Yours orally, manually and genitally, 5:03/5:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Dear 5:38 we can both seal the deal 69 my darling ;-p <3 your fiance, 5:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 5:03. I gotta let you know man. Your broad...she's not faithful. She's just not. There are signs all over Washington. Show up at the East Seattle truck stop at 5:33 for a good time. She has her famous Seattle Glory hole there. Don't get suckered in. ...also. She was once a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:15am
  • I am hopefully speaking for my new fiance, Ms. 5:33. This is not so fake. She has and does it all. 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49pm
  • I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:29pm
  • "God knows most of them NEED some anal." Damn, 5:39, you hit that thing just right......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:48pm
  • wow unknown error just broke my heart... long story short, all the best to the disgustingly entertaining couple in this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:58pm
  • it's great moisturizer for those damn split ends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I am confused....she does not like Obama....I didn't know Republicans gave blowjobs.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:30pm
  • The end? Its not over...... Dear 5:33, I find that I need to visit the 703. And your body. Yours in every way (that I am not someone elses') 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:19am
  • my chick acts like she gets shot when i let it fly haha i got her hair this weekend and she got mad all like do it anywhere jus not the hair sorry i dont have a laser site on this thang. maybe i shoud get her a shower cap lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:41pm
  • 5:30 I am willing to get tested & prove that I am a clean girl. We can go together and post the results. I'll be waiting patiently in 703, waiting for you & your cock. Patiently waiting to taste you---Yours truly -5:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:11pm
  • this is ridiculous. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:52pm
  • I want a TFLN fiance/fake romance : (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:44pm
  • wow, what an enlightened perspective that is.....a ditch indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:13pm
  • 3:29 if you dont want it in your face dont sit there and wait for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Hey, 3:29/3:54/4:43, Was that you hoping I'd fall into a ditch? Warmly, 4:17/5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • pudding?? what did he take a shit on her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:38pm
  • OMG this is the funniest thing i have EVER read..you yall just made a bad day awesome.. and really cum is quite nice on the hair..healthy shine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:02pm
  • 5:33. Three years of deceit, maybe. Just remember when you conceal the truth, the person you are really lying to, is yourself. You were never and will never be faithful. You love the cock too much. I'm trying to save 5:09 from misery. And herpes. And the HIV. -- 12:15. And the clap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05am
  • hahhahahhahahhah oh wow, I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:13am
  • bill cosby cums pudding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25pm
  • This thread is my favorite. PS buckets of cum are hot--what's his number?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:01am
  • Dear Fiance, I'm ready to give myself to you & ready to prove that our love is real -7:25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Dear 5:33, Wonderful Idea....the honeymoon begins! I knew we were a match made in, well, somewhere good. Area Code? I am 206, Love, 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:46pm
  • to 6:44: Throw it out there. What do you want? M or F? Clue us in....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:48pm
  • It actually IS good for the hair. Some shampoo (don't remember the name) uses the same acid contained in semen to make the hair shiny. I heard this on KROQ a few weeks ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:32pm
  • awww poor 5:03! she called him the wrong name!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:23am
  • This thread needs to get back on target...cum shots: great thing, or greatest thing? discuss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:10pm
  • I would just like to say that this thread has warmed my heart and I wish any happy couples that may form the best of luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Dear 3:29 alias 3:54, Will you marry me? Be my partner and swallow my load. Sincerely,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Best TFLN thread ever.

    Submitted by Daft on Mar 7, 10 at 8:11pm
  • 5:03 I'll marry you..I love to give blowjobs & I swallow (happily) & I'd love to experience your pussy loving skills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Read the thread til the end. Lmao. Sad that it's long over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:37am
  • Hair gel...something about Mary...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Seems I have more than one love... Let's meeet in the Erogenous Zone and couple there. How will I know you? Flower in your hair? Shaved and no hair? Let's make this work, Love, 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:37pm
  • What a bunch of flaming idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:19am
  • 5:03...Obama sucks. I hope you fall in a ditch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Dear 4:43, We could start with settling on a name (or time) with which to refer to the other. I am tall, non-smoker and interesting both sober and not sober. I have traveled the world. I cook. I read, love music and while I love a good old fashioned oral love-fest, I also love to apply my own oral skills and also satisfy my partners pussy with hard, long love. I voted for Obama. What else matters?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:03pm
  • In all fairness i did warn ya and you claimed you could take all of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:46pm
  • You voted for Obama ...that says it all right there... NO GO on the marriage !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • this thread has made my evening. good luck to everyone in the pursuit of their romantic endeavors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:06pm
  • "Anonymous said... 'I'm betting all the "good night" votes are from men and the "bad night" votes are from women.' " I was thinking the exact same thing lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Dear 5:46, We are a match made in TFLN heaven I'm 703 Love, 5:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm
  • love it on the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37am
  • 12:15 stop spreading false rumors about me...5:03 knows the real me & our love is real! you aren't going to stop a love like ours & i am faithful. last relationship=3 years. so ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:23am
  • Of course they give blowjobs. It keeps them from getting pregnant because they hates abortion. No anal though. God knows most of them NEED some anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:39pm
  • i am so, so, so, so, sooooo sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • what the fuck. 12 29 is a flaming homo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:59am
  • I like it when a girl kisses me when my cum is in her mouth.......HOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am
  • After I give a facial, I'm usually not calling her again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Why are people writing letters to one another? Get lives!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:39pm
  • no but i heard its good for your acne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Dear 6:49 Lets do it, set the date & location.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:25pm
  • love the fucking romantic couple--you guys made my night--keep it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:00am
  • ok, true love, my little swallow (5:33) send message to threeballstwostrikes @skype 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm
  • It's not so bad. My boy loves it and I'm totally down ... just remember to close your eyes. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Seriously does nothing for the damn hair. Guys just admit your damn proud of your little genetics selfs are all over the girl you fucked hard. It that happen to me I'd just puke all over him and then scream unhappy about it. Last thing I need is for my hair to be fucked up and be stuck with it.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 12:59am
  • lol best thread ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Dear 5:33, And they said romance was dead. Proposal acceptance is accepted. Who kneels first? Your fiance, 5:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:38pm
  • best. thread. ever. the end! =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:05am
  • THE COUPLE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

    Submitted by mcrmaddie on Jul 21, 11 at 1:33am
  • that thread made me throw up, stop having conversations on here and get lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:30pm
  • i'm sure it would've beeen a story book romance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I love getting facials!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • It's great for your hair!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Glad I was reading this as the girl of my dreams just fucked me over. After 2 years. This really made things better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:07am
  • greastest thing ever. I almost peed myself laughing after i gave some unsuspecting slore my first facial. Then she chased me out of the house. FANTASTIC!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:24pm
  • wow .....what a fuckin' story! I can't believe I actually read it to the end......wow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:12am
  • Sweetie ... don't worry ... it is good for you ... that's what I tell my girlfriend everytimevI splooge her ... and the slut believes me - now she BEGS me to do it everytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:10pm
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