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  • 84 72
    Submitted by douchemonger on Jul 1, 10 at 4:47pm

    I truly, TRULY, appreciate your appropriate usage of 'whose'. Thank you.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 1, 10 at 3:15pm

    the shit that makes it on this website lately makes me weep.. this is not funny.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:47pm

    You win... Heres your pretzels.

  • 76 64
    Submitted by lindseysarus on Jul 1, 10 at 3:49pm

    Miss penny, if i bring that guy TJ over, will you TRY to behave. Hes still like "wtf" over you asking to see his weeiner

  • 75 68
    Submitted by jLRoch on Jul 1, 10 at 4:37pm

    @Magic_medicine: get over it! EVERY city looks bad once they get a text up here.

    • 66 91
      Submitted by magic_medicine on Jul 1, 10 at 5:16pm

      You make a valid point. This text is just sad, regardless of where it came from.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 1, 10 at 4:08pm

    You win that game just for writing this text.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by jessica3934 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:20pm

    I never see San Antonio on these things, so that's at least refreshing; however, I wish we were represented with a wittier one.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by magic_medicine on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm

    Who would let this get posted? Way to give San Antonio a bad name, losers.