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  • This text was put here by Tim Knowles (or someone that knows him).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:38pm
  • 'Fucking A' is a phrase that's been around since the 70s...'The Office' didn't start it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:23pm
  • First of all - 203pm is probably the funniest thing I've ever read. Touche. And 207pm, unless you are 12 years old, you probably had many encounters with the term "Fuckin A" in the decades before Office Space (one of the best movies ever) was released.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:14pm
  • When people saying "fucking A" what does the A stand for? If anything. Or is it really as 12:50 says supposed to be "eh"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:55pm
  • A The text was choice B Yes - it's fucking A=awesome C 1:07AM bwahahaha! ...someone cooler than you... D 7:51PM "...also quite the valid blah blah I suck blah blah..." At least quit posting on TFLN. Your suckiness level far exceeds the suckiness threshold of the TFLN desired audience. You're an ass monkey. take a laxative...get laid...or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:21am
  • Uhmm.. the language is called English not United States of American.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:16pm
  • This is why I love, and always use, punctuation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:32pm
  • hahaha this one is great. i loled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:43pm
  • hahaha 1:18 i actually laughed out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:20pm
  • There are only two things I hate in this world 1) people who are intollerant of others cultures 2) and Canadians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:03pm
  • A= awesome, fucking aweseme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:27pm
  • canadians dont even say eh.. unless youre like.. french canadian EWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:51pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Why is everything on here so fucking funny???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:23am
  • lol, this is NOVA not canada bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:32am
  • I've heard this joke so many times before..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:27pm
  • That must've been an odd opener to the convo, good save though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:33am
  • "fucking a, dude" would be the same as "that fucking sucks, dude".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:27am
  • Fuck you 7.40 go bitch elsewhere, ppl are having a good time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Eats shoots and leaves. Eats, shoots, and leaves. Eats shoots, and leaves. Also.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Thank god for english teachers. without them, our world would end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:31pm
  • What a bunch of tools. Fucking A means you are agreeing with what someone is saying in an enthusiastic manner. Ex: Someone cooler than you, "That chick is smoking hot." Another person way more cool than you are, "Fucking A right she is." It is not meant to be literally translated. It is slang.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:07am
  • it is not Fucking "eh" you Canadian Fucktard its Fucking A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • eats, shoots, and leaves! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:52am
  • <3! Proper grammar and punctuation. I knew being an English major would pay off somehow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:48pm
  • AHHAHAH THAT'S SO GOOOD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:42am
  • "a"s meant to be like "aye" like the sound of "a"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Punctuation, never seemed all that important in school did it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Best way to learn grammar. EVAH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:18am
  • There is no "eh" in "A".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:41pm
  • that's exactly why grammar nazis are so picky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:47am
  • Laughed so hard. Thanks for this. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:28am
  • 1:27 awesome. spelin pucnksheashun and grammer cownts to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:53pm
  • holy shit im in the 703 and that was my facebook status it was fucking a dude and then my friend was like... i dont know what to think about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:41am
  • WOW! Punctuation, kids. WTF? ROTFLMAO...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Bwhahaahaaaaaaaaaa!!! thats was the best laugh i have had in ages!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:01am
  • hahahhaahhaha love the people in NOVA. this was so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:09am
  • and people think punctuation isn't important....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Dude, do none of you even remember Office Space? That's where "Fuckin' A" is from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:07pm
  • That made me laugh so hard that I literally just peed myself a little.

    Submitted by ifihadlegs on Jun 17, 10 at 1:20am
  • I do believe this is the one TFLN that made me laugh harder than any other. Excelsior.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:06am
  • except its "fucking eh" not "a".....and thus negates the need for proper punctuation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I am pretty sure that it means "Fucking Awesome"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:55pm
  • haha... i always say "Fuckin' A" when i'm mad about something, or when something bad happens..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:33pm
  • your* idiot brother, my bad the "R" didnt key in when i typed it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:10pm
  • @3:10 hahahaha "fucking b" that's so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i'm from Canada... it's not fuckin eh fuckin eh would mean it's a question... fuckin eh? eh is never use when agreein wit someone it's used to incite an answer from someone else... jeez dang Americans fuckin ruinin our dialect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:56pm
  • to 2:08 i wasn't correctin my fellow Canadian i was backin up his point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I heart trolls. As in all if you. <3

    Submitted by DasZwerg on Apr 26, 10 at 6:07pm
  • Or that you understand what they are saying. And you guys aren't really that bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:09am
  • i giggled kinda? but i'm definitely using "fucking b" from now on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:39pm
  • good job mixing up Office Space and The Office 2:23

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 7:40 is obviously one of those people that 7:40 if referring to. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:08pm
  • oh and 11:29 the english sound absolutely fucking retarded even if its proper. i'm sick of hearing the god damned english accent. you can suck my brothers dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:57am
  • Thank God for Canadians and all the things there bright, brilliant country provides the rest of the world with. Oh wait a second.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I don't understand why instead of just finding the humor in this text, people are insulting eachother. It doesn't make you, or your fucking country, better than the person you're bitching at. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:40pm
  • yeaaah let's hear it for fcps english classes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Oh good 'ol NOVA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:13pm
  • im a little late in this debate... but: 1st, hilarious text, laughed my ass off 2nd...... go america haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:16am
  • ok, douchbag canadian 1:56, the americans were correcting you idiot brother canadian by saying its not f"fucking eh". so one dumb canadian ruining our language, another one misunderstanding what we're saying. holy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:08pm
  • i figured it was more like the letter grade like good job? ehh guess it was just me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • them English classes weren't for nothing then!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:15am
  • 2:16 i am in love with you and this text made me laugh so hard. sad thing is i've actually done something like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:25pm
  • this just made me laugh so hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:56am
  • 8:09 is obviously one of those people that 7:40 if referring to. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Fuck...Americans are idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:14pm
  • hahahahahaha omg I'm at work behind the bar on my laptop and I just busted out laughing and everyone looked at me!! Sooooooooo worth it, that was to die for hahahahahaha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:36am
  • i <3 1:18. And 2:07, neither Office Space NOR the Office came up with "fuckin A". If you think that, you are definitely too young. I think everyone on this thread needs to invest in a copy of "English as a Second Fucking Language." Helluva a book on the art (and history) of the F bomb (including Fuckin A!). Great toilet reading.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:52pm
  • 2:21, what has america contributed besides.... wait a bunch of fucking wars that leave them in debt a screw everything up, thats what.... Cant believe america ever voted Bush. That just shows their intelligence level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:28pm
  • FUCK CANADIANS!!!!

    Submitted by jessssss15 on Jul 31, 11 at 11:14pm
  • This is a knock-off of the "hot but fun" text from a few weeks back...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Dude I totally love the US/Canada/England smackdown. I'd say this fight needs an Australian, but they'd totally get laughed out of the thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:18am
  • hahaha 7:01 yesss fucking b lol its like fucking a... but its fucking b

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:54am
  • FUCKING B!!!! Right on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:01pm
  • i always assumed the "A" stood for ass or something.... like "fucking a" -- "fucking ass" lol. i say fucking b to. but apparently....... i was wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:10pm
  • 2:56, if you are in the 703, i have a great girl who'll wax that shit for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Hahaha NOVA winnn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:49pm
  • Canada is for pussies and french... Oh wait a minute their the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Damn Canadians. Always ruining our language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:45pm
  • canadians actually do say eh ALL THE TIME!! I live in Ontario and catch myself sayin it ALOT! it's especially used in Ontario and Manitoba

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Funny est this ever. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:49am
  • My friend did this once she said "I came home and theres a bum fucking in the hot tub" i said "woah woah woah. so there was a bum in the hot tub or there was a bum literally fucking in the hot tub?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:56am
  • 5:38- HAHAHAHAHA. if my parents were God and Ayn Rand...i would be so happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:34am
  • Canada is awesome. Nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:06pm
  • At least Canada has a lower obesity rate and a higher intelligence rate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:33pm
  • FUCK CANADA. WE WILL CRUSH YOU! Nice save in the text though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Omg Yes! I'm so fired

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:48am
  • punctuation can save your ass

    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Haha love this! :)

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:45am
  • ...not a sight i wanted to think about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:44am
  • omg, that made me laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I dedicate this book to my parents, God and Ayn Rand. vs. I dedicate this book to my parents, God, and Ayn Rand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Really America and Canada are both bastardizing the English language from its original and proper form over in England, rendering most of this argument stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAH .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:44pm