despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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'Contrary to popular belief' is the term, if you are stupid enough to need to scrub peanut butter off your balls, don't try to sound smart when letting the whole world know it.
You phrased that so much more eloquently that I ever could have.
It is not the phrase as you know it, but it is grammatically correct. Contrary and contradict have the same roots, so he basically means "despite belief that is to the contrary." Just because it's not the completely cliched phrase that YOU know doesn't mean it's wrong! ;)\n\nTo the OP: ...Go get the dog!!
What the fuck is "contrary belief?"
I love road trip.
While not standard usage, "despite contrary belief" makes perfect sense people.
That's what dogs are for.
You need a better girlfriend.
Yes well it for those people who don't shower regularly
Whoever said it was? Those bad boys will be greasy for days!
And this is why fat people shouldn't be allowed to have sex
what contrary belief supports that?....and flaunn yes! you took the words right out of my mouth!
I know right
ChemBrat pretty much nailed it man. I find irony in the fact that this dumbass didn't realize that "contrary" and "popular" are not synonymous, but "contrary" and "despite" most definitely are.
He said it perfectly fine. Gtfo grammar police
Crunchy or smooth?
What he didn't tell you is that he put peanut butter on his balls so that his dog would come lick it off.
Get a dog then it's simple
"Get it? 'Cause it's your dog!"
"Yeah, yeah, we got it."
as long as u have a dog it's rlly not that hard. they love the stuff
If she won't eat ur balls without u first having to put peanut butter on them, u need to find a different girlfriend. Take notes on ur expression, as already mentioned by other posters - "contrary to popular belief"
Why is there peanut butter on your balls???
treat it as shaving cream and you can kill two birds with one stone
Bump chicka wamp whammm....
Duh dipshit. Thats the whole point.