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  • Submitted by maskedman on Jul 31, 10 at 4:40pm

    So, when he stuck his dick in you ear did you hear him coming?

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 2:16pm

    Rule: when buying clothing and accessories, YOU MUST ALWAYS consider if they can be "fucked off".

  • Submitted by midnightCereal on Jul 31, 10 at 3:46pm

    Is that why his wife was sooooo pissed?

  • Submitted by pawes on Jul 31, 10 at 2:11pm

    I feel like I've read this before. Actually I know I did because I remember commenting that it was unremarkable because it's really not that hard to do

  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 31, 10 at 1:52pm

    BONESTORM!!!!!!

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 31, 10 at 1:51pm

    remember West Virgina, sisters are for practicing, not for procreating...

  • Submitted by sdawg3458 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:16pm

    who hasnt done this?

  • Submitted by mae on Jul 31, 10 at 4:35pm

    Lost a nose ring once...

  • Submitted by PartyinShortyy on Aug 1, 10 at 10:19pm

    LMFAO!!! im so happy someone else has this issue!

  • Submitted by krayv on Aug 1, 10 at 12:45pm

    Once, I fucked a girl until her dishwasher didn't work.

  • Submitted by Slogan on Jul 31, 10 at 8:53pm

    Wear studs. The backs will keep them in.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 31, 10 at 1:52pm

    well thats his job

  • Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 31, 10 at 1:32pm

    Firsty ;)

  • Submitted by darstak on Jul 31, 10 at 1:43pm

    Bahaha that's a West Virginia fuck!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by assfaggot on Aug 2, 10 at 9:46pm

    That's raunchy

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:01am

    Maskedman, you are rapidly becoming my hero.....hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:04pm

    Repeattt

  • Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 31, 10 at 11:57pm

    fucking debra like a boss

  • Submitted by falsefreedom on Aug 24, 10 at 5:48pm

    This used to happen to me all the time. So I stopped wearing earrings. Problem solved.

  • Submitted by jleo420 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:49am

    Hahahaha I have guages that always come out when I hav sex with my boyfriend, This made my day! Glad I'm not the only one!

  • Submitted by crogers2009 on Aug 1, 10 at 8:42am

    You're doing it wrong...

  • Submitted by gruffy111 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:04am

    @pawes: me too.

  • Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 31, 10 at 6:04pm

    BONESTORM!!!

  • Submitted by DocNTraining on Jul 31, 10 at 3:05pm

    Somebody is "playing by ear"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:03pm

    Lol I've got my gauges fucked out too many times

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:32pm

    It's funny because they had ear sex

  • Submitted by bldrmn on Aug 1, 10 at 10:49am

    Pull her HAIR, not her EAR....... how many times do I have to tell you this?

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:34pm

    Secondy firsty