it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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So, when he stuck his dick in you ear did you hear him coming?
I feel like I've read this before. Actually I know I did because I remember commenting that it was unremarkable because it's really not that hard to do
Rule: when buying clothing and accessories, YOU MUST ALWAYS consider if they can be "fucked off".
LOL...that is all
Is that why his wife was sooooo pissed?
LMFAO!!! im so happy someone else has this issue!
remember West Virgina, sisters are for practicing, not for procreating...
Lost a nose ring once...
Wear studs. The backs will keep them in.
well thats his job
Bahaha that's a West Virginia fuck!!!!!!!
Once, I fucked a girl until her dishwasher didn't work.
fucking debra like a boss
Maskedman, you are rapidly becoming my hero.....hilarious!
who hasnt done this?
Hahahaha I have guages that always come out when I hav sex with my boyfriend, This made my day! Glad I'm not the only one!
It's funny because they had ear sex
@pawes: me too.
Somebody is "playing by ear"?
This used to happen to me all the time. So I stopped wearing earrings. Problem solved.
Pull her HAIR, not her EAR....... how many times do I have to tell you this?
You're doing it wrong...
Lol I've got my gauges fucked out too many times