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  • 213 139
    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 31, 10 at 4:40pm
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    So, when he stuck his dick in you ear did you hear him coming?

  • 202 145
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Rule: when buying clothing and accessories, YOU MUST ALWAYS consider if they can be "fucked off".

  • 176 120
    Submitted by midnightCereal on Jul 31, 10 at 3:46pm
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    Is that why his wife was sooooo pissed?

  • 181 139
    Submitted by pawes on Jul 31, 10 at 2:11pm
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    I feel like I've read this before. Actually I know I did because I remember commenting that it was unremarkable because it's really not that hard to do

  • 182 155
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 31, 10 at 1:51pm
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    remember West Virgina, sisters are for practicing, not for procreating...

  • 182 156
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 31, 10 at 1:52pm
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    BONESTORM!!!!!!

  • 157 143
    Submitted by PartyinShortyy on Aug 1, 10 at 10:19pm
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    LMFAO!!! im so happy someone else has this issue!

  • 147 125
    Submitted by sdawg3458 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:16pm
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    who hasnt done this?

  • 143 124
    Submitted by mae on Jul 31, 10 at 4:35pm
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    Lost a nose ring once...

  • 150 143
    Submitted by krayv on Aug 1, 10 at 12:45pm
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    Once, I fucked a girl until her dishwasher didn't work.

  • 138 126
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 31, 10 at 1:52pm
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    well thats his job

  • 143 136
    Submitted by darstak on Jul 31, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Bahaha that's a West Virginia fuck!!!!!!!

  • 144 146
    Submitted by Slogan on Jul 31, 10 at 8:53pm
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    Wear studs. The backs will keep them in.

  • 162 191
    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 31, 10 at 1:32pm
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    Firsty ;)

  • 141 154
    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:01am
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    Maskedman, you are rapidly becoming my hero.....hilarious!

  • 138 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:04pm
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    Repeattt

  • 129 142
    Submitted by assfaggot on Aug 2, 10 at 9:46pm
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    That's raunchy

  • 128 144
    Submitted by jleo420 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:49am
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    Hahahaha I have guages that always come out when I hav sex with my boyfriend, This made my day! Glad I'm not the only one!

  • 120 135
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 31, 10 at 11:57pm
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    fucking debra like a boss

  • 116 128
    Submitted by falsefreedom on Aug 24, 10 at 5:48pm
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    This used to happen to me all the time. So I stopped wearing earrings. Problem solved.

  • 126 148
    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 31, 10 at 6:04pm
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    BONESTORM!!!

  • 120 139
    Submitted by gruffy111 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:04am
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    @pawes: me too.

  • 117 137
    Submitted by DocNTraining on Jul 31, 10 at 3:05pm
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    Somebody is "playing by ear"?

  • 121 148
    Submitted by crogers2009 on Aug 1, 10 at 8:42am
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    You're doing it wrong...

  • 124 160
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:03pm
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    Lol I've got my gauges fucked out too many times

  • 127 175
    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:32pm
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    It's funny because they had ear sex

  • 121 172
    Submitted by bldrmn on Aug 1, 10 at 10:49am
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    Pull her HAIR, not her EAR....... how many times do I have to tell you this?

  • 123 222
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:34pm
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    Secondy firsty