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  • Maybe if it was head board banging ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Haha that is great hopefully it wasn't to creed or nickelback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm
  • that. is. awesome. rock the fuck on dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:19am
  • It's not metal. It's a girl who has given too much head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:32am
  • "BANG YOUR HEAD!" dun dun dah dah duunnnnnnnn "METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YA MAD! BANG YOUR HEAD!" dun dun dah dah duunnnnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:33am
  • \m/(*_*)\m/ FUCKING METAL MAN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:34pm
  • To nov 5th 5:12: Amon amarth, scar symmetry, opeth, and arch enemy are all amazing shows. I saw Opeth a few months ago and Michael A. Said he would meet the girl who could do the best growl. I won. Amazing! The glory of metal is eternal, never surrender \m/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:09am
  • Hahahaha niiiice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:53am
  • That is the most metal tfln ever. Keep the faith! \m/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Awesome and totally metal!! \m/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Remember, remember the fifth of November

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks you're a tranny trainwreck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:14pm
  • definitely one of the dumbest of these that ive ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Gotta love bangovers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Now go to a real doctor and check for brain damage. No joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Nickelback or Creed? Are you serious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:55pm
  • A headbanger that goes to a chiropractor lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm
  • So you've had this injury since what, 1990, back when headbanging was cool?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:59am
  • this would be true if it was Vic Fuentes that posted this, but he said that a LOOOONG time ago, so, this is false. nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:57pm
  • That's bad. Heard a doc say one of his patients almost went paralyzed. Wear a helmet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:38pm
  • 4:49 That actually made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:16pm
  • So your doctor said head-banging, but he was thinking this is an obvious case of attempted self-fellatio.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:19pm
  • @5:12, Amon Amarth viking metal FTW! Fuck yeah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Better be some black metal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:44pm
  • what kind of pansy ass headbanger goes to see a chiropractor because his neck hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:58am
  • Charles Rutherford warned u about the dangers of Jonas Bros concerts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:49pm
  • fuckin metal. listen to acerose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Fuck yeah metal! \m/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:03pm
  • I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:36am
  • P.S. creed sucks. -6:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:12pm
  • fuck yeah!!! finally a metal textfromlastnight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17am
  • Fuck yes man nice job \m/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:45am
  • 11:43 it's RAGE against the machine. Go back to listening to your lady gaga.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:55pm
  • really?me too only like Hellas years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Jeff where r u? Plz explain this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:34pm
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am
  • @ 5:12 Demon Hunter is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Headbanging FTW!

    Submitted by snackman97 on Sep 11, 10 at 12:02am
  • Awesome list, 5:12. Arch Enemy is the shit! Going to see Chimaira tomorrow night myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40pm
  • you went to a chiropracter for that? you fucking pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I UNDERSTAND! FUCK YES \m/!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:07am
  • WHY DOES EEVERYONE THINK ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE?!? get the fuck over it! shit happens! ppl say funny stuff sometimes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:37pm
  • The people who think this is stupid, more then likely listen to rap or hip hop, don't worry OP. It's the pot calling the kettle black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Not very funny...but at least it's funnier than Charles Rutherford.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm
  • not just neck damages but also brain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:35pm
  • CREED YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Ummm Vic from pierce the veil wrote this on his Twitter. -___-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Sounds like a serious bangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:30pm