I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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