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  • Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 27, 10 at 9:32am

    The cookie probably would of tasted better.

  • Submitted by axe54 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:20am

    Haha I hate being high around my parents

  • Submitted by whointucson on Jun 28, 10 at 12:53am

    I have lost so many cell phones like that..... and talked to so much food

  • Submitted by girlwithguysname on Nov 9, 10 at 2:48pm


  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:20pm

    If you were holding a Pretzel instead of a cookie you would have gotten away with it!

  • Submitted by R3X on Jun 27, 10 at 2:33pm

    Hahahahah Fuck this has also happened to me but I was gonna get lemonade in a coffee mug and I was about to pour when I relised i had that Shit was upside down hahaahh I Straight laughed for like 10 mins 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 12:03pm

    Stoned o;O

  • Submitted by AKrubes907 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:33pm

    I've been there....I've tried cooking a smore over the stove .... While singing some sort of country tune that had to do with making smores over a stove :D

  • Submitted by thatscheesy17 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:43pm

    Top comment almost made me shit myself. I dont know why. Its just funny.

  • Submitted by stevenashseye on Jun 27, 10 at 9:46am

    This happens all the time. But with a cup of water and a ketchup

  • Submitted by ashlee34 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:15am

    Bahaha. Classic.

  • Submitted by ck18 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:55am

    iPhone ice cream sandwich anyone?

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jun 27, 10 at 9:39am

    Dad to Mom: "Honey, we suck at parenting!"

  • Submitted by merlana on Jun 27, 10 at 7:11pm

    See I would have done that not high...

  • Submitted by easyas123 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:10pm

    This happens to me all the time.

  • Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:52pm

    hahahaha gotta control ur highness

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 11 at 1:17am

    That happens to me when I'm sober soooo

  • Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 28, 10 at 12:44pm

    That's not fucking weed's fucking ACID!!!!!!! Ask him if he saw a unicorn fucking a donkey. It's deff. Acid then

  • Submitted by Lugnut81 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:42pm

    oh my God! I have totally been there, only it was my grandma, talk about an awkward moment.

  • Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 27, 10 at 1:48pm

    In soviet russia, parents shove cookie up your ass

  • Submitted by najochick on Jun 30, 10 at 10:11pm


  • Submitted by drunkbitch706 on Jul 1, 10 at 9:32am

    That's my kind of high.

  • Submitted by yert on Jul 3, 10 at 12:38am

    Some LSD will your phone melt into the floor

  • Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 27, 10 at 9:12am

    Last. Take that bîtches.

  • Submitted by ladymaslo on Jul 1, 10 at 2:01pm

    Totally classic! I only go to moms when he makes cake...