can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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The cookie probably would of tasted better.
Haha I hate being high around my parents
I have lost so many cell phones like that..... and talked to so much food
If you were holding a Pretzel instead of a cookie you would have gotten away with it!
iPhone ice cream sandwich anyone?
hahahaha gotta control ur highness
That's not fucking weed retards.....it's fucking ACID!!!!!!! Ask him if he saw a unicorn fucking a donkey. It's deff. Acid then
See I would have done that not high...
That happens to me when I'm sober soooo
Hahahahah Fuck this has also happened to me but I was gonna get lemonade in a coffee mug and I was about to pour when I relised i had that Shit was upside down hahaahh I Straight laughed for like 10 mins
This happens all the time. But with a cup of water and a ketchup
oh my God! I have totally been there, only it was my grandma, talk about an awkward moment.
Top comment almost made me shit myself. I dont know why. Its just funny.
I've been there....I've tried cooking a smore over the stove .... While singing some sort of country tune that had to do with making smores over a stove :D
This happens to me all the time.
Dad to Mom: "Honey, we suck at parenting!"
In soviet russia, parents shove cookie up your ass
That's my kind of high.
Totally classic! I only go to moms when he makes cake...
Some LSD will your phone melt into the floor
Last. Take that bîtches.