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  • Submitted by sputnam57 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:37pm

    That weird feeling is your conscience telling you you're a whorebag.

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 27, 10 at 3:22pm

    i foresee an Eiffel tower in your future.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 6:00pm

    these dudes dine at the same whorebuffet

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 27, 10 at 1:46pm

    get it, girl!

  • Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 27, 10 at 1:25pm

    wait another 24 hours and i'll put my dick between your legs to give u a new experience

  • Submitted by ealtick on Jul 27, 10 at 4:37pm

    []D [] []\\/[] []D [] []\\[] !

  • Submitted by shazer on Jul 27, 10 at 3:59pm

    Nasty freak!!!! That's how stds get spread!

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:05pm

    Now is a good a time as any to reciprocate. Tag team! Whoop there it iiiiiiiis.

  • Submitted by saltyclimber on Jul 28, 10 at 1:37pm

    What would you call this person if it were a man? A stud? Possible give him a high-five? Yeah, f-you and your double standard. In the words of GJ Jane, "Suck my dick."

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      Submitted by Imtheone on Jul 31, 10 at 8:05am

      Thank You!!!! That is what I was going to say.... but you said it much nicer!!

  • Submitted by HEYitsTRAV on Jul 27, 10 at 6:37pm

    That weird feeling is herpes! Congrats!

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    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:48pm

    This sounds like Amanda? Dammit I hate living in slutville population all of them!

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    Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:19am

    You know what would feel wierder? Having both of thier heads between your legs at the same time

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 2:21pm

    STD walking and talking saying whorish things. Our future on Earth is totallyfucked.

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      Submitted by skyyhyykyylahh on Jul 28, 10 at 2:02am

      hahahaha, if you are really 12 (and not some bald momma basement dweller), I'm pretty sure you have no experience what-so-ever. just wait till you know. unless you're a squarezilla like most the people who call people out on here about being "whores" lol

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      Submitted by AndWhatIsThis on Jul 28, 10 at 8:35pm

      HAHAHA! I got your name!

  • Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 27, 10 at 1:23pm

    Ahh the ol' life of a porn star. Classic.

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    Submitted by barbie26 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:01am

    Hahahahahaha that's Funny

  • Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Jul 27, 10 at 4:17pm

    feeling weird must be synonymous with "feeling trampy"

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 7:29pm

    That's what you get for being caught by your religious mother while you were fornicating with two guys. Common sense Rule: location, location, location.

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    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:43pm

    Home sweet home, Nashville, Tn

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    Submitted by bassmaggs on Jul 27, 10 at 3:52pm

    Why don't u Nordic ski them then?

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 27, 10 at 5:39pm

    Just go skiing, you silly cunt

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    Submitted by Fival on Jul 29, 10 at 5:47pm

    Where are these girls damnit. I party with a bunch of prudes!

  • Submitted by lumberjack2010 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:23pm

    let's hope they don't find out

  • Submitted by skyyhyykyylahh on Jul 28, 10 at 2:05am

    lmao, and within the next 24 hour span: skiing?

  • Submitted by Tara4753 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:04pm

    Hahahaa. Awesome.

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    Submitted by Blowed on Jul 27, 10 at 7:48pm

    I love ahh classic

  • Submitted by carleton1984 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:08pm

    Only if your jacking them both off!

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 27, 10 at 1:56pm


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    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 27, 10 at 7:26pm

    that's what being a star is all about.

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    Submitted by Hokova on Oct 30, 13 at 7:04pm

    I feel with you...

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    Submitted by Samiam86 on Sep 14, 11 at 11:29pm


  • Submitted by Controlled on Jul 27, 10 at 3:44pm

    AhhClassic you motherfucker you stole my Classic shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 6:16pm

    Hey girls add sexyfun on messagenow for a good time!;)

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    Submitted by jodenbk on Nov 19, 12 at 7:06pm

    Wow you must taste really good