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  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 10 at 7:51pm

    Feels good to be the one putting something in it too.

  • Submitted by ChanelCinderella on Jul 11, 10 at 5:15pm

    Sean, it's grammar, babe.

  • Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Jul 11, 10 at 5:10pm

    Cucumbers anyone?

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:20pm

    Try saying that with a fist up there...

  • Submitted by DeathsIntern on Jul 12, 10 at 12:40am

    Its comments like these that sometimes make me wish I could have a vagina for a day or two...

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    Submitted by NinjaskillsFTW on Jul 11, 10 at 8:03pm

    Don't be like the girl with the carrot..we don't need another death because a girl has a thing for veggies...

  • 87 58
    Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 11, 10 at 6:42pm

    I have just the thing - call me!

  • 89 84
    Submitted by klangford on Jul 11, 10 at 5:33pm

    Vagisil?

  • 72 59
    Submitted by man_ho on Jul 12, 10 at 1:01am

    I love it when nymphos try to sound intelligent.

  • 68 52
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05am

    I wish I had a vagina. I would probably stay locked in my house for a week straight.

  • 59 44
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:23am

    I can be your something.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 11, 10 at 11:19pm

    That's why women have sex without any other feelings.. To make them feel good!

  • 65 67
    Submitted by luv2dance on Jul 11, 10 at 8:35pm

    Gotta love those Carolina girls

  • 64 70
    Submitted by gmanleman on Jul 12, 10 at 12:07am

    Should be "once one put something in one's vagina."

  • 56 55
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:46am

    Very yummy when you get those cheese baskets at holiday time that contain the "recreational" sausages. Kill two birds with one stone.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 12, 10 at 11:03am

    its all fun and game until someone says leafbllower

  • 48 50
    Submitted by holdon1 on Jul 11, 10 at 9:42pm

    Luv it

  • 48 56
    Submitted by BigMacky on Jul 11, 10 at 8:20pm

    steely dan?

  • 45 52
    Submitted by swam on Jul 16, 10 at 3:48am

    I know what you mean :)

  • 47 58
    Submitted by swiam46 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:49pm

    Guingyh

  • 44 55
    Submitted by awkwardturlte on Jul 14, 10 at 4:49pm

    Cucumber Vagina = Pickle

  • 42 52
    Submitted by mle97 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:29am

    Agreed.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 12, 10 at 11:36am

    Monistat has that effect on some women.

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 11, 10 at 5:50pm

    Tampons heal.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 12, 10 at 1:58am

    DeathsIntern: I'll let you have mine.

    • 37 54
      Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:50am

      thats hot;)

  • 48 66
    Submitted by XeroKewl on Jul 11, 10 at 11:16pm

    cactus?

  • 50 78
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 11, 10 at 6:20pm

    Quarters?

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 6:06am

    Awesome, you should tell us what you put in there to make you feel better!

  • 52 83
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:06pm

    Pineapples anyone?

  • 51 84
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 11, 10 at 7:02pm

    I bet if you pit a cucumber in there and left it for a while it would turn into a pickle. Tljust wanted to throw that that out there because it remindede of that One Family guy Episode.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by blender on Jul 12, 10 at 12:37am

    GOTTA LOVE BIG FAT BLACK CHODE!!!

  • Submitted by gaza244 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:06pm

    Wow what you mean

  • 40 68
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:48pm

    for starters I have a circus clown, a mini fridge, a half-eaten sub sandwich, a weed whacker, half a pack of marlboro reds, a WWII flame thrower, and a flock of migratory water fowl..

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:11pm

    Feels better to hav a fist in the ass

  • Submitted by SeanNelson on Jul 11, 10 at 5:08pm

    Grammer