Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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you both fail at life, so shut up firsty-fucktards
Correction, popping benzos alone is a sad friendless life, but with painkillers it's a happy friendless life :)
throw in a few muscle relaxers with those valium, a norco or 2 and a couple tranquilizers and you suddenly have all the 'friends' you could possible ever ask for!! course, they're all in your head, but it doesn't matter at that point!!! have a great night, and since no one is coming to your party, you don't have to share!! bonus!!
You called it a party, so now u gotta have a party even if no one felt sorry enough for u to show up.
Opiates are far superiour to benzos... And if you only need 'a couple' norcos, then you dont know how to properly have a lonely PK party..
Popping pills solo isn't a "party" dumbass- it's a sad friendless life!
Wow this is straight up depressing...
Fuck. Lol I wanted to be first.
i'm finally first at something in my life.