Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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These pretzels are enraging me so much that I want to dropkick Firsty's face all the way to Azerbaijan.
There's no pretzels there though! How could you be so inhumane?
Lucky as in getting you knocked up. Duh
Ill tell you wtf jesus do light your ass on fire and send you to hell!
Sanjay ... Sorry darlin no experience here w licking toilet bowls... But you go right ahead and tell us all of your stories, hold on let me get some pretzels and a drink , sounds like you have a lot of experience and I may get firsty....
It's the condom that has been drying out in his wallet for two years. \nThat show has been dead for a decade now, get some new material.
Imagine... Letting a text .. On a public site .. Enrage you ..
How can an unopened condom be lucky? How can an opened condom be lucky? Think about it.
Smartgirl your 12 too but you're just dumb
Im firsty too... Must be the pretzels
I love Dallas.
Every opened condom is a lucky condom.
These pretzels are making me thirsty two.
These pretzels are making me firsty.
I could imagine the guy OP had sex with sent a text message saying "I told her it was my "lucky condom" she freaked out"
That is so gross
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
You're not even the slightest bit creative. stop talking.
send you straight to hell, probably
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
I'd freak out too.