He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Sometimes, the quality of the pillow talk is what matters most.
if he did it right you would pass out afterwards
Nice try pretzel take it back n try again...
gotta love milwaukee, wisconsin.
Sounds like boyfriend material.
This is homo
Pretzels!! Sorry the beer dingo was late... Lazy pup slept in.. To many pretzels last nite
give him some pretzels...
Damm you the reason that I wasn't first was I ate too many pretzels and had to get some water.
The reason u weren't first was because u were being paddled by ur slightly miffed boyfriend for not licking the toilet seat clean
You go girl!