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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Sometimes, the quality of the pillow talk is what matters most.
Sounds like boyfriend material.
gotta love milwaukee, wisconsin.
Nice try pretzel take it back n try again...
Imposter!!
if he did it right you would pass out afterwards
Pretzels!! Sorry the beer dingo was late... Lazy pup slept in.. To many pretzels last nite
give him some pretzels...
This is homo
Damm you the reason that I wasn't first was I ate too many pretzels and had to get some water.
The reason u weren't first was because u were being paddled by ur slightly miffed boyfriend for not licking the toilet seat clean
You go girl!
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