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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Jameson also make thy beautiful women fall out of thine clothes. go Jameson.
My dick makes Keith thirsty.
I doubt that tiny thing makes anyone thirsty little lady.
His dick is HUUUGE.
Jameson also makes you ask your friend to smash a guitar over your head
...Pretzels...thirsty!
What the fuck is this pretzel bullshit?
Amen
Keith stone I think it's all the sperm you swallow making you thursty not the pretzels
Sorry little lady, I have never swallowed any sperm but from what I can tell it's liquid. How can swallowing liquid make you thirsty? Why don't you go finish your math homework before bedtime?
This boy drank a whole 750ml bottle, btw. Then he had a margarita in the morning to delay the hangover.
Tru dat.
there's a FIRST tine for everything, right?
These pretzels make me wanna stab you in the eye
Truth!!
THESE pretzels are making ME thirsty!
Yum pretzels, more please.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
jameson may give you the s h i t s the next morning, but oh--what a night you'll have!
*time
keeping suffolks reputation up :)
John Jameson (founder of Jameson) is my ancestor. Heh. Blame me.
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