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  • Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 3:04pm

    I can't even begin to fathom just how stupid that girl was.

  • Submitted by blazed617 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:21pm

    Cock block gone wrong... good job!

  • Submitted by blite on Jul 9, 10 at 3:12pm

    Thats what happens when u try to pick up jessica simpson

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:37pm

    I don't believe in premature ejaculation. If I come, it's right on time.

  • Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:16pm

    sounds like something Jillian from Family Guy would say

  • Submitted by spudgun on Jul 9, 10 at 5:42pm

    She thinks he meant premature ejector, as in an ejector seat.

  • Submitted by JinxMK on Jul 9, 10 at 6:11pm

    Sarahjay, its obvious. Ejector instead or ejaculator, either she misheard, or is a dumb blonde

  • Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Jul 9, 10 at 3:14pm

    I'm having an idiotic moment myself. What did the girl think was said?

  • Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 9, 10 at 3:03pm

    What a dumb cunt

  • Submitted by batsoverbarstow on Jul 9, 10 at 9:28pm

    That's hysterical. And totally sounds like something that chick in Mean Girls would say. Awesome.

  • Submitted by yeleia on Jul 9, 10 at 4:05pm

    It's Crack and Penguin.

  • Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

    Can someone tell me how this resembles a pilot....

  • Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:34pm

    First time I've heard of premature ejaculation used as a pick-up line.

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:22pm

    Either she's stupid or she's thinking that they're in a plane, the wingman and a pilot...

  • Submitted by thesicnessinus on Jul 10, 10 at 6:51pm

    Ejaculator/ least that's where I went with it...if she was that dumb I doubt she did

  • Submitted by jfrizbiatch on Jan 25, 11 at 9:25pm

    for everyone who didnt get this... stay away from booze, or dont be suprised if you get raped.

  • Submitted by crackajake on Jul 10, 10 at 9:32am

    Oregon_donor@ you have a point