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  • I can't even begin to fathom just how stupid that girl was.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Cock block gone wrong... good job!

    Submitted by blazed617 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Thats what happens when u try to pick up jessica simpson

    Submitted by blite on Jul 9, 10 at 3:12pm
  • I don't believe in premature ejaculation. If I come, it's right on time.

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:37pm
  • sounds like something Jillian from Family Guy would say

    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:16pm
  • She thinks he meant premature ejector, as in an ejector seat.

    Submitted by spudgun on Jul 9, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Sarahjay, its obvious. Ejector instead or ejaculator, either she misheard, or is a dumb blonde

    Submitted by JinxMK on Jul 9, 10 at 6:11pm
  • I'm having an idiotic moment myself. What did the girl think was said?

    Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Jul 9, 10 at 3:14pm
  • What a dumb cunt

    Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 9, 10 at 3:03pm
  • That's hysterical. And totally sounds like something that chick in Mean Girls would say. Awesome.

    Submitted by batsoverbarstow on Jul 9, 10 at 9:28pm
  • It's Crack and Penguin.

    Submitted by yeleia on Jul 9, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Can someone tell me how this resembles a pilot....

    Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm
  • First time I've heard of premature ejaculation used as a pick-up line.

    Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Either she's stupid or she's thinking that they're in a plane, the wingman and a pilot...

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:22pm
  • for everyone who didnt get this... stay away from booze, or dont be suprised if you get raped.

    Submitted by jfrizbiatch on Jan 25, 11 at 9:25pm
  • Ejaculator/ least that's where I went with it...if she was that dumb I doubt she did

    Submitted by thesicnessinus on Jul 10, 10 at 6:51pm
  • Oregon_donor@ you have a point

    Submitted by crackajake on Jul 10, 10 at 9:32am