I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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I can't even begin to fathom just how stupid that girl was.
Cock block gone wrong... good job!
Thats what happens when u try to pick up jessica simpson
I don't believe in premature ejaculation. If I come, it's right on time.
sounds like something Jillian from Family Guy would say
She thinks he meant premature ejector, as in an ejector seat.
Sarahjay, its obvious. Ejector instead or ejaculator, either she misheard, or is a dumb blonde
I'm having an idiotic moment myself. What did the girl think was said?
What a dumb cunt
That's hysterical. And totally sounds like something that chick in Mean Girls would say. Awesome.
It's Crack and Penguin.
Can someone tell me how this resembles a pilot....
First time I've heard of premature ejaculation used as a pick-up line.
Either she's stupid or she's thinking that they're in a plane, the wingman and a pilot...
for everyone who didnt get this... stay away from booze, or dont be suprised if you get raped.
Ejaculator/aviator...at least that's where I went with it...if she was that dumb I doubt she did
Oregon_donor@ you have a point