i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
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I sat in traffic 4 five hours once waiting for the car infront of me to move before I realized
A. The cat was parked
B. My car was parked
C. I was in a driveway
D. It wasn't mine
E. I was naked
hahaha This is better than the actual text. God i wish i had some bud right now.
Sadly... I've done that. On foot.
I'm so ashamed.
To those of you saying, "This is why bud is illegal", has it occurred to you that someone in this situation cannot kill or hurt anybody if their car is STOPPED? Stoned drivers, if anything, tend to drive slower than normal and are more careful because they're paranoid about cops.
I do that all the fucking time! Weed is the best.
Not that I have a problem with smoking and driving, but I'm glad to see that not only were you smoking and driving, but also texting and driving...while high. lol
no you need to keep smoking that shit..HAHAHA
Yep... I've totally done that before.. Lol >.<
so i've totally done that sober. Especially the flashing red lights, damn them.
hmm, this is why weed is illegal? but alcohol is not? the diff between a stoned man and a drunk man is the drunk runs red lights and the stoned man stops at green ones.
Amen to that.
That's amazingly epic.
Definantly been there before.
Def done it, or put your blinker in going through a sharp turn
If it wasn't for the area code, this could totally be my old roomie.
LOL I have done that so many times when I've been baked.
I loooove weed lol. I've done this soo many times... and then i trip out cuz i don't remember where i was going...
I did that except I stopped at a green light and thought that it was staring at me. I went home quickly after that.
ive done that shit lmao excet it was those stop lights that blink red i wouldnt of moved until sumone started honking
i have totally done that too, except i was parked behind a row of parked cars and waiting for them to move
Ahahahahaha I have so done that before. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :)
Haha not gonna lie I did the same thing before. Def gotta lay off that shit
sat at a blinking yellow light for like 5 minutes because i thought it was turning red and was trying to be cautious. a mess.
Alcoholics blow through stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green. :)
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!! totally been there and was driving thinking i was in a different state and freaked out then realized where i was....then did it again...smoke god's gift...its the shit!!!!!!!
so ive def done that wayy to many time. and i sit at green lights waiting for them to turn green also, sad thing is.. i stopped smoking about a year ago.
been there, done that
i also tried to drive home tripping and my friend came up to my car and said "sweetpea, i have your keys in my hand, you've been going "VROOOOOOOOOM" for about 45 minutes
I think everyone has done that at least once... haha
It's so funny, even if I'm the one doin it. haha
I have done this ... The car behind me was beeping at me so I flipped him off
I Never Thought Anyone Could Get As High As Me Caz Dude I've Done That Shti Before Hahaha
ive done that totally sober
LMFAO Bro. Holy crap that's hilarious.
try not to smoke and drive, but rofl
I garauntee you were actually there for about 30 seconds. It just felt like 10 minutes cuz you were high hahahaha
what's sad is i've done that without being under any influence at all
Its purple now
Hahaaaa I've done that tooooooooo
I've done that and also have stopped at a red light and kept going thinking it was a stop sign.
hahahaha. i've done that so many times.
I actually did this earlier today. in the car after a blunt cruise with some girl. She didn't even realize it, either. we both looked like morons.
I think everyone who has ever smoked and drove has done that before... twice.
omfg hahaha i have done that so many fucking times , thats why i stopped smoking lolololol
Been there, done this.. Haha. I felt so stupid afterwards but I laughed it off
Dude I waited for fucken roadkill to cross the street
I've done that after 36 hours awake. It was soo surreal and this may seem crazy but it felt awesome since I was on a ship it felt like a dream.
I have totally done that before. The only thing is that I was completely sober. It must be the blonde hair =)
Ive totally dont that!
I'm from Austin an I have done this before while high. In my defense ,there was a stop light about half a block ahead and I was looking at that.
I once was diving and sat at a blinking red light for 5 minutes..everyone in the car was so stoned that no one noticed
I can beat that. I sat at a Stop sign for 20 minutes not knowing what direction my friends house was. In a neighborhood I grew up in. I need to stop smoking that shit. LoL
one time it turned green for me!!!!! yeah im fucked up
...or you could just give that shit to me
OMG I totally did that before LOL. I always think its hilarious when that happens
Bwahahaha! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRR
alcohol is so much more dangerous than weed, imagine at least this person stopped! drunk people speed through the stop sign, HYPOCRITES and IDIOTS!
Never sat at a stop sign but I did sit through 3 stop light cycles because I couldn't figure out if I was in the turn lane or not and I didn't want to "chance it". I knew I wasn't the only one!
Well at least you knew that green ment go our your screwed :)
I've done this, waited for about 10 seconds then clued in and swore at myself laughing and drove off.
I don't even smoke weed, i was 100% sober.
I feel that
Why the FUCK do people think this is funny or cool?
If it was alcohol instead of weed you'd all be ripshit. Stop being so hypocritical.
Once I was stopped at a red light and went when the light behind me turned green in the rearview mirror. Didn't realize what happened until I saw my light i just went through was still red in the mirror. Dumb high luck.
dude, i've done that at least ten times...and you know what? at least i'm not drunk and blasting through the stop sign with reckless disregard. high and driving since 2005
hahaha hilarious that happened to my friend
HAHAHAHA i've done that before..
more people need to vote (good night) on this one!!!
yeah funny shit.
my friends do that all the time! stupid, but halarious!
dont worry, happens to me all the time... except occasionally they're green lights. Oh yeah, that drivers behind me LOVE that.
HAHA... gotta love that greeen stuff for sure!!! ... take me forever to get home sometimes. LOL
Who thumbs downed this one??????
I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME!
Just realized all the anon people might be more than one person.
Awesome. I pulled up at a drive through and stopped in front of the garbage can waiting for it to speak. I was sober.
YES. it once took me 45 minutes to get from my friends house to my boyfriends house... they live two blocks away from one another... lol
My friend was baked and driving and he was going like 5mph, but the entire duration of the drive, he was staring at the staring at the steering wheel, and moving his head back and forth, going "WHOA!!!! SLOWDOWN!!!"
Been there done that. Love that ATx weed :)
I've done that before. Just yesterday in fact. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I was pretty tired, though. Ok, ok ... Half asleep.
LOL that shit has happened to me alot!! lol when my friends are in the car i try to play it off and say naw i was just looking at something! lol
that just made me crack up in my mind...cause i smoke it too. and frankly, i am too lazy to even lol. see i can't even type lol. ah....i am soooooooo........i give up.
U are the fuckin greatest
i've done this SOOOO many times while i've been stoned
way to make pot smoking look bad with your own foolishness...
Where did this happen?
aaaahhhhh this is my life... Sooooo great!!!
smoking wut shrooms? if it was weed it was probably more like 1 minute tops
ive waited at stop signs, stopped at greens waiting for it to turn green again, pot is great!
haha those are always killer
Done that shit.. Thought the sign would turn green and say "Go"... I've also stopped for a rabbit to cross the road. When it didn't move, I checked it. It was a dead squirrel. =/
I did that once too, only I'd been awake for over 40 hours.
Dude I love my area code.
yuup when i read this i was like wait, did i post this?
Don't blame it on the weed your just a moron
Haha done that on multiple occasions. Also from Austin (512).
i did it last night for the first time. fml.
ever sit at a green light and wait for it to turn red?!?
true story i once sat at a blinking red light for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green, until a car behind me decided to beep... yeah i could have gone like a thousand times...
who ever wrote that, is my hero
This is the funniest fucking text on this site
hahahaha i've done that SO many times! good times...
This was an fml
i thought i was the only person that did that...my friends all make fun of me when i tell them that...its good to kno that im not the only one that gets that baked...lol..
I've done that and I don't smoke anything !!!
hell yeah.. its flippin great right
hahahaha done that before
We had a subdivision by my college with green stop signs. We'd get baked and go over there. It freaked us out for some reason.
Ur a fucking retard for smoking just don't smoke
Dude I've don't that a million times too!! Lmao
OMG i've soooo done that!
Stop being a try-hard... if you ever actually have a smoke, you'll know what it's like
until then you sound pretty fly for a white guy
Definitely been there before
Holy shit, this needs to be moved to the top!!
for the second time tonight I am brought to think "I wish i had your phone number"
Ours starts the same... 512... whats next?
Haha done that before!
Can someone start a site like this for stoner stories? I bet it'd do well. Though I'm sure I can't think of the catchiest title.... like 'thatsgoodshit - TGS' or something..
whats up with these fuckers saying we're going to kill someone, WE ARE THE ONES STOPPED AT THE LIGHT. If anything you sober fucks will be sending in texts and hit someone else and well see it because we were STOPPED A THE LIGHT...also, people do this kind of shit sober. so fuck off pot haters
No...you need to share that shit.
Yup.. Been there done that
Ya been there, and also stayed till someone behind me honked
i've done that too!!!! jesus christ
funniest. thing. ever.
people who don't smoke weed are missing so much in life! <3
I stop for signs, and then get so distracted by other cars, or shit like cows climbing onto the road.
This is why laced weed is baaaaad.
All I can say is I've never gotten into a wreck stoned, never gotten into a fight stoned, or pretty much anything else...I heart u bud...fuck u 420 haters
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! HAHAHA
i to have done some shit similar to this. we all have one of those stoned moments
i do this all the time
Just gotta laugh and say damn lol
haha looks like we're not alone. i guess that just happens to everyone
Thats the best stoned moment... Or minutes, that i ever heard of!
I want to know you personally lol, that happens to me so much
there is this one stop sign by my house and I don't know why but every time I stop at it I stay there for about a minute until I realize that I'm a dumbass... and I'm sober
Ah we've all been there!
Austin Texas BABY!!!!
I've totally done that!
That's that good shit, puff puff pass!!! GNR
haha oh those times are the best,
ive done it, but i had a friend beat me.
she almost ran the stop sign, she stopped, they fell asleep woke up at the stop sign 3 hours later with the car still in drive.
anyone can beat that one, id love to hear it
I've done that before...and a little worse...that same night I also stopped for a red light that was a few hundred feet down the road...on a busy street.
Haha I've done that as well at the mall. I love those moments lol
lmao ! illegal n` dangerous . . but oh so hilarious ! ! hahaha !
I've stopped at one of those flashing yellows, thinking it was going to turn red (I was cruzin to slow to go thru the yellow) and then wondered why there were cars passing me. When I looked up I realized that it was never going to turn red. That shit was good.
I dont smoke and ive fone that
fuck yes. austin kicks ass.
ive done this
AHAHA Ohhmann. This is my favorite :D
i once spray painted a stop sign green. peole werent fooled
dont drive high you're just putting other people in danger
lmao!! omg I always do that!
Hahaha no way!! I thought I was theo only person that has happened to
The same shit has happened to me to many times that's why I had to quit smoking
Hysterical! I've slowed down thinking I was speeding and realized I was only going about 10 mph to begin with.
Why don't you pull the stick out of your ass... 4:45...
hahah hilarious.. never done that, but sometimes i stop at green lights and wait for it to turn red then back to green lol oh i love tree
oh my god, i just had multiple high school flashbacks
happened multiple times
Haha laughed my ass off
all you people that say you've done this really REALLY are too dumb to be smoking weed. you are the reason marijuana is not legal.
ive done that so many times. the thing is it was proably 10 seconds, and it just seemed like 10 minutes.
dude. been there. so many times. oh so many times. and at the flashing red stop lights. those kill me every time.
i do that all the time and im not high... wait thats bad isnt it?
done this before hahahaha
I've done it as well not high or anything
This guy is my new hero
Wow I did that before but not for that long... And I'm not on drugs! Lol
OMG so been there haha
ive done that before... i wasnt even on anything... just lack sleep. realistically it was probably a good 5 minutes
done that before... Last time i was driving high i saw the light turn red so i stopped right away.... 250 feet from the intersection.
Done that so many times...
I do that crap once a week! My mind just wonders.... And then I think, oh gosh, no more weed!
The same EXACT thing has happened to me before.
Fuck stopping smoking it. You need to sell it! You could buy a green stop sign. :)
That's cause your a dumbass
i do that all the time!
Meh. Hedgehog is better.
Happens to me too. After a long night of baking and it's so funny when you snap back to reality and drive off hahaha
i have done that so many times it's not even funny. fuckin' high school.
Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! It's not going to be funny when you kill someone because YOUR dumbass couldn't stay at home.
And, yes, THIS is why drugs are illegal, because people are stupid.
Sounds like someone needs to toke up and/or get laid. Don't troll stoners, WE ALWAYS WIN
I've done that more times then I would like to
hahaha NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT GUYS
No you need to get me some nigga
lol. i have opened wrong cars. knocked over trash cans. n blew thru lights yeah good ol` maryjane
hahaha this would come from 512. It tends to happen in that area. That just means you got the good shit
Or just smoke enough to MAKE the sign turn green. Always a good idea.
That Austin bud!
You realize this has been posted, reposted, tweeted, retweeted, blogged, reblogged, and overused. Shut up.
nah its not stupid it happens
And THIS is why drugs are illegal =/
Wow, I thought I was the only one who's done this. When I did it, there were three people in the car, and none of us realized for about 5 minutes.
Ever hit a deer when ur high?..... Yeah fuckin insane
that def happened to this chick at my school a named ana or something like thattttt
What was it and where can I get some?
Dude totally been there. Was waiting one night and my destination McD's was a block away. I was getting pissed that the sign wouldn't change. I felt like an ass afterwards.
Bro I did that but I stopped thirty feet away and thought I was at the line..
or stopping at a green light because in my mind I thought that I was "thinking" the green light was for the perpendicular traffic, not for me.. but then I realized I was actually seening the green, and slowly...cautiously......sped the fuck away.
i have done this. more than once. and i work for the governmet, lol
OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I wonder if it was the same stuff..
HAHAHAHA I've done that before too :)