i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
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I sat in traffic 4 five hours once waiting for the car infront of me to move before I realized
A. The cat was parked
B. My car was parked
C. I was in a driveway
D. It wasn't mine
E. I was naked
hahaha This is better than the actual text. God i wish i had some bud right now.
Sadly... I've done that. On foot.
I'm so ashamed.
Not that I have a problem with smoking and driving, but I'm glad to see that not only were you smoking and driving, but also texting and driving...while high. lol
To those of you saying, "This is why bud is illegal", has it occurred to you that someone in this situation cannot kill or hurt anybody if their car is STOPPED? Stoned drivers, if anything, tend to drive slower than normal and are more careful because they're paranoid about cops.
so i've totally done that sober. Especially the flashing red lights, damn them.
I do that all the fucking time! Weed is the best.
Definantly been there before.
Yep... I've totally done that before.. Lol >.<
no you need to keep smoking that shit..HAHAHA
hmm, this is why weed is illegal? but alcohol is not? the diff between a stoned man and a drunk man is the drunk runs red lights and the stoned man stops at green ones.
Amen to that.
so ive def done that wayy to many time. and i sit at green lights waiting for them to turn green also, sad thing is.. i stopped smoking about a year ago.
LOL I have done that so many times when I've been baked.
LMFAO Bro. Holy crap that's hilarious.
sat at a blinking yellow light for like 5 minutes because i thought it was turning red and was trying to be cautious. a mess.
I loooove weed lol. I've done this soo many times... and then i trip out cuz i don't remember where i was going...
ive done that shit lmao excet it was those stop lights that blink red i wouldnt of moved until sumone started honking
Alcoholics blow through stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green. :)
That's amazingly epic.
Hahaaaa I've done that tooooooooo
i have totally done that too, except i was parked behind a row of parked cars and waiting for them to move
Def done it, or put your blinker in going through a sharp turn
If it wasn't for the area code, this could totally be my old roomie.
Well at least you knew that green ment go our your screwed :)
I did that except I stopped at a green light and thought that it was staring at me. I went home quickly after that.
Just realized all the anon people might be more than one person.
Haha not gonna lie I did the same thing before. Def gotta lay off that shit
I think everyone who has ever smoked and drove has done that before... twice.
I garauntee you were actually there for about 30 seconds. It just felt like 10 minutes cuz you were high hahahaha
Once I was stopped at a red light and went when the light behind me turned green in the rearview mirror. Didn't realize what happened until I saw my light i just went through was still red in the mirror. Dumb high luck.
I have done this ... The car behind me was beeping at me so I flipped him off
Dude I waited for fucken roadkill to cross the street
Ahahahahaha I have so done that before. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :)
I can beat that. I sat at a Stop sign for 20 minutes not knowing what direction my friends house was. In a neighborhood I grew up in. I need to stop smoking that shit. LoL
I Never Thought Anyone Could Get As High As Me Caz Dude I've Done That Shti Before Hahaha
I have totally done that before. The only thing is that I was completely sober. It must be the blonde hair =)
ive done that totally sober
whats up with these fuckers saying we're going to kill someone, WE ARE THE ONES STOPPED AT THE LIGHT. If anything you sober fucks will be sending in texts and hit someone else and well see it because we were STOPPED A THE LIGHT...also, people do this kind of shit sober. so fuck off pot haters
ive waited at stop signs, stopped at greens waiting for it to turn green again, pot is great!
try not to smoke and drive, but rofl
Been there, done this.. Haha. I felt so stupid afterwards but I laughed it off
been there, done that
i also tried to drive home tripping and my friend came up to my car and said "sweetpea, i have your keys in my hand, you've been going "VROOOOOOOOOM" for about 45 minutes
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!! totally been there and was driving thinking i was in a different state and freaked out then realized where i was....then did it again...smoke god's gift...its the shit!!!!!!!
I once was diving and sat at a blinking red light for 5 minutes..everyone in the car was so stoned that no one noticed
I've done that and also have stopped at a red light and kept going thinking it was a stop sign.
I feel that
It's so funny, even if I'm the one doin it. haha
omfg hahaha i have done that so many fucking times , thats why i stopped smoking lolololol
Its purple now
Ah we've all been there!
dont worry, happens to me all the time... except occasionally they're green lights. Oh yeah, that drivers behind me LOVE that.
HAHAHAHA i've done that before..
that just made me crack up in my mind...cause i smoke it too. and frankly, i am too lazy to even lol. see i can't even type lol. ah....i am soooooooo........i give up.
hahahaha done that before
...or you could just give that shit to me
I've done this, waited for about 10 seconds then clued in and swore at myself laughing and drove off.
I don't even smoke weed, i was 100% sober.
All I can say is I've never gotten into a wreck stoned, never gotten into a fight stoned, or pretty much anything else...I heart u bud...fuck u 420 haters
U are the fuckin greatest
Bwahahaha! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRR
hell yeah.. its flippin great right
This is the funniest fucking text on this site
smoking wut shrooms? if it was weed it was probably more like 1 minute tops
Awesome. I pulled up at a drive through and stopped in front of the garbage can waiting for it to speak. I was sober.
one time it turned green for me!!!!! yeah im fucked up
what's sad is i've done that without being under any influence at all
hahahaha. i've done that so many times.
I've done that before. Just yesterday in fact. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I was pretty tired, though. Ok, ok ... Half asleep.
I've done that after 36 hours awake. It was soo surreal and this may seem crazy but it felt awesome since I was on a ship it felt like a dream.
I actually did this earlier today. in the car after a blunt cruise with some girl. She didn't even realize it, either. we both looked like morons.
I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME!
Been there done that. Love that ATx weed :)
HAHA... gotta love that greeen stuff for sure!!! ... take me forever to get home sometimes. LOL
I think everyone has done that at least once... haha
alcohol is so much more dangerous than weed, imagine at least this person stopped! drunk people speed through the stop sign, HYPOCRITES and IDIOTS!
dont drive high you're just putting other people in danger
hahaha hilarious that happened to my friend
haha those are always killer
Stop being a try-hard... if you ever actually have a smoke, you'll know what it's like
until then you sound pretty fly for a white guy
true story i once sat at a blinking red light for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green, until a car behind me decided to beep... yeah i could have gone like a thousand times...
way to make pot smoking look bad with your own foolishness...
Don't blame it on the weed your just a moron
more people need to vote (good night) on this one!!!
aaaahhhhh this is my life... Sooooo great!!!
I did that once too, only I'd been awake for over 40 hours.
LOL that shit has happened to me alot!! lol when my friends are in the car i try to play it off and say naw i was just looking at something! lol
yeah funny shit.
my friends do that all the time! stupid, but halarious!
I'm from Austin an I have done this before while high. In my defense ,there was a stop light about half a block ahead and I was looking at that.
Just gotta laugh and say damn lol
OMG i've soooo done that!
Never sat at a stop sign but I did sit through 3 stop light cycles because I couldn't figure out if I was in the turn lane or not and I didn't want to "chance it". I knew I wasn't the only one!
My friend was baked and driving and he was going like 5mph, but the entire duration of the drive, he was staring at the staring at the steering wheel, and moving his head back and forth, going "WHOA!!!! SLOWDOWN!!!"
Dude I love my area code.
Ive totally dont that!
We had a subdivision by my college with green stop signs. We'd get baked and go over there. It freaked us out for some reason.
Haha done that on multiple occasions. Also from Austin (512).
Can someone start a site like this for stoner stories? I bet it'd do well. Though I'm sure I can't think of the catchiest title.... like 'thatsgoodshit - TGS' or something..
Done that shit.. Thought the sign would turn green and say "Go"... I've also stopped for a rabbit to cross the road. When it didn't move, I checked it. It was a dead squirrel. =/
YES. it once took me 45 minutes to get from my friends house to my boyfriends house... they live two blocks away from one another... lol
OMG I totally did that before LOL. I always think its hilarious when that happens
i've done this SOOOO many times while i've been stoned
dude, i've done that at least ten times...and you know what? at least i'm not drunk and blasting through the stop sign with reckless disregard. high and driving since 2005
haha looks like we're not alone. i guess that just happens to everyone
Holy shit, this needs to be moved to the top!!
ever sit at a green light and wait for it to turn red?!?
who ever wrote that, is my hero
I've done that and I don't smoke anything !!!
Definitely been there before
Who thumbs downed this one??????
people who don't smoke weed are missing so much in life! <3
No...you need to share that shit.
oh my god, i just had multiple high school flashbacks
The same EXACT thing has happened to me before.
AHAHA Ohhmann. This is my favorite :D
Where did this happen?
hahahaha i've done that SO many times! good times...
This was an fml
I've totally done that!
Why don't you pull the stick out of your ass... 4:45...
i thought i was the only person that did that...my friends all make fun of me when i tell them that...its good to kno that im not the only one that gets that baked...lol..
Dude I've don't that a million times too!! Lmao
The same shit has happened to me to many times that's why I had to quit smoking
That's that good shit, puff puff pass!!! GNR
there is this one stop sign by my house and I don't know why but every time I stop at it I stay there for about a minute until I realize that I'm a dumbass... and I'm sober
I've stopped at one of those flashing yellows, thinking it was going to turn red (I was cruzin to slow to go thru the yellow) and then wondered why there were cars passing me. When I looked up I realized that it was never going to turn red. That shit was good.
funniest. thing. ever.
I dont smoke and ive fone that
i to have done some shit similar to this. we all have one of those stoned moments
ive done that so many times. the thing is it was proably 10 seconds, and it just seemed like 10 minutes.
Thats the best stoned moment... Or minutes, that i ever heard of!
Why the FUCK do people think this is funny or cool?
If it was alcohol instead of weed you'd all be ripshit. Stop being so hypocritical.
I want to know you personally lol, that happens to me so much
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! HAHAHA
Haha I've done that as well at the mall. I love those moments lol
lmao ! illegal n` dangerous . . but oh so hilarious ! ! hahaha !
I've done that before...and a little worse...that same night I also stopped for a red light that was a few hundred feet down the road...on a busy street.
Austin Texas BABY!!!!
Yup.. Been there done that
Haha done that before!
i once spray painted a stop sign green. peole werent fooled
for the second time tonight I am brought to think "I wish i had your phone number"
Ours starts the same... 512... whats next?
i've done that too!!!! jesus christ
fuck yes. austin kicks ass.
Hahaha no way!! I thought I was theo only person that has happened to
lmao!! omg I always do that!
Hysterical! I've slowed down thinking I was speeding and realized I was only going about 10 mph to begin with.
i do this all the time
i did it last night for the first time. fml.
yuup when i read this i was like wait, did i post this?
ive done it, but i had a friend beat me.
she almost ran the stop sign, she stopped, they fell asleep woke up at the stop sign 3 hours later with the car still in drive.
anyone can beat that one, id love to hear it
dude. been there. so many times. oh so many times. and at the flashing red stop lights. those kill me every time.
haha oh those times are the best,
I've done that more times then I would like to
happened multiple times
Ya been there, and also stayed till someone behind me honked
i do that all the time and im not high... wait thats bad isnt it?
ive done this
Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! It's not going to be funny when you kill someone because YOUR dumbass couldn't stay at home.
And, yes, THIS is why drugs are illegal, because people are stupid.
Sounds like someone needs to toke up and/or get laid. Don't troll stoners, WE ALWAYS WIN
I stop for signs, and then get so distracted by other cars, or shit like cows climbing onto the road.
This is why laced weed is baaaaad.
No you need to get me some nigga
Fuck stopping smoking it. You need to sell it! You could buy a green stop sign. :)
all you people that say you've done this really REALLY are too dumb to be smoking weed. you are the reason marijuana is not legal.
Ur a fucking retard for smoking just don't smoke
Done that so many times...
hahaha NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT GUYS
HAHAHAHA I've done that before too :)
Ever hit a deer when ur high?..... Yeah fuckin insane
i have done that so many times it's not even funny. fuckin' high school.
Happens to me too. After a long night of baking and it's so funny when you snap back to reality and drive off hahaha
I do that crap once a week! My mind just wonders.... And then I think, oh gosh, no more weed!
Meh. Hedgehog is better.
I've done it as well not high or anything
hahah hilarious.. never done that, but sometimes i stop at green lights and wait for it to turn red then back to green lol oh i love tree
ive done that before... i wasnt even on anything... just lack sleep. realistically it was probably a good 5 minutes
nah its not stupid it happens
Dude totally been there. Was waiting one night and my destination McD's was a block away. I was getting pissed that the sign wouldn't change. I felt like an ass afterwards.
Wow I did that before but not for that long... And I'm not on drugs! Lol
This guy is my new hero
done this before hahahaha
hahaha this would come from 512. It tends to happen in that area. That just means you got the good shit
that def happened to this chick at my school a named ana or something like thattttt
Wow, I thought I was the only one who's done this. When I did it, there were three people in the car, and none of us realized for about 5 minutes.
lol. i have opened wrong cars. knocked over trash cans. n blew thru lights yeah good ol` maryjane
OMG so been there haha
That's cause your a dumbass
i have done this. more than once. and i work for the governmet, lol
i do that all the time!
And THIS is why drugs are illegal =/
Bro I did that but I stopped thirty feet away and thought I was at the line..
What was it and where can I get some?
Haha laughed my ass off
done that before... Last time i was driving high i saw the light turn red so i stopped right away.... 250 feet from the intersection.
Or just smoke enough to MAKE the sign turn green. Always a good idea.
You realize this has been posted, reposted, tweeted, retweeted, blogged, reblogged, and overused. Shut up.
That Austin bud!
or stopping at a green light because in my mind I thought that I was "thinking" the green light was for the perpendicular traffic, not for me.. but then I realized I was actually seening the green, and slowly...cautiously......sped the fuck away.
OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I wonder if it was the same stuff..