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  • I sat in traffic 4 five hours once waiting for the car infront of me to move before I realized A. The cat was parked B. My car was parked C. I was in a driveway D. It wasn't mine E. I was naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:36am
    • hahaha This is better than the actual text. God i wish i had some bud right now.

      Submitted by srh79 on Jan 14, 10 at 12:01pm
  • Sadly... I've done that. On foot. I'm so ashamed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by thatguycman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Not that I have a problem with smoking and driving, but I'm glad to see that not only were you smoking and driving, but also texting and driving...while high. lol

    Submitted by MollyPocket on May 21, 10 at 10:15am
  • To those of you saying, "This is why bud is illegal", has it occurred to you that someone in this situation cannot kill or hurt anybody if their car is STOPPED? Stoned drivers, if anything, tend to drive slower than normal and are more careful because they're paranoid about cops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:53am
  • Definantly been there before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:55pm
  • so i've totally done that sober. Especially the flashing red lights, damn them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:15pm
  • I do that all the fucking time! Weed is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:40pm
  • no you need to keep smoking that shit..HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:32am
  • Yep... I've totally done that before.. Lol >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:02pm
  • LMFAO Bro. Holy crap that's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:53pm
  • LOL I have done that so many times when I've been baked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:55am
  • Def done it, or put your blinker in going through a sharp turn

    Submitted by inherpussy on Jul 17, 10 at 6:08am
  • ive done that shit lmao excet it was those stop lights that blink red i wouldnt of moved until sumone started honking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:19pm
  • If it wasn't for the area code, this could totally be my old roomie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:55am
  • Alcoholics blow through stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green. :)

    Submitted by GardenOfWeeden on May 28, 11 at 8:17am
  • That's amazingly epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:03pm
  • hmm, this is why weed is illegal? but alcohol is not? the diff between a stoned man and a drunk man is the drunk runs red lights and the stoned man stops at green ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:14am
  • sat at a blinking yellow light for like 5 minutes because i thought it was turning red and was trying to be cautious. a mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:04am
  • Haha not gonna lie I did the same thing before. Def gotta lay off that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:00am
  • Dude I waited for fucken roadkill to cross the street

    Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 25, 10 at 1:32am
  • so ive def done that wayy to many time. and i sit at green lights waiting for them to turn green also, sad thing is.. i stopped smoking about a year ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:41pm
  • I loooove weed lol. I've done this soo many times... and then i trip out cuz i don't remember where i was going...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:37am
  • i have totally done that too, except i was parked behind a row of parked cars and waiting for them to move

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:30am
  • I did that except I stopped at a green light and thought that it was staring at me. I went home quickly after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Ahahahahaha I have so done that before. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:18am
  • Just realized all the anon people might be more than one person.

    Submitted by th4tmindfux on Mar 16, 12 at 12:28am
  • Been there, done this.. Haha. I felt so stupid afterwards but I laughed it off

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 3:09am
  • THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!! totally been there and was driving thinking i was in a different state and freaked out then realized where i was....then did it again...smoke god's gift...its the shit!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Once I was stopped at a red light and went when the light behind me turned green in the rearview mirror. Didn't realize what happened until I saw my light i just went through was still red in the mirror. Dumb high luck.

    Submitted by rubberman013 on Mar 4, 11 at 10:23am
  • I have totally done that before. The only thing is that I was completely sober. It must be the blonde hair =)

    Submitted by skiplicious on Oct 17, 10 at 11:24pm
  • I have done this ... The car behind me was beeping at me so I flipped him off

    Submitted by baggahs on Apr 30, 10 at 4:49pm
  • been there, done that i also tried to drive home tripping and my friend came up to my car and said "sweetpea, i have your keys in my hand, you've been going "VROOOOOOOOOM" for about 45 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:24pm
  • try not to smoke and drive, but rofl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:01pm
  • ive done that totally sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Well at least you knew that green ment go our your screwed :)

    Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Hahaaaa I've done that tooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:36am
  • I can beat that. I sat at a Stop sign for 20 minutes not knowing what direction my friends house was. In a neighborhood I grew up in. I need to stop smoking that shit. LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:17pm
  • HAHAHAHA i've done that before..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I feel that

    Submitted by fig415 on Feb 11, 11 at 2:49pm
  • done that....*sigh*

    Submitted by rtr205 on May 25, 10 at 7:33pm
  • It's so funny, even if I'm the one doin it. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I Never Thought Anyone Could Get As High As Me Caz Dude I've Done That Shti Before Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:06am
  • I garauntee you were actually there for about 30 seconds. It just felt like 10 minutes cuz you were high hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:30pm
  • I've done that after 36 hours awake. It was soo surreal and this may seem crazy but it felt awesome since I was on a ship it felt like a dream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:20am
  • ive waited at stop signs, stopped at greens waiting for it to turn green again, pot is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:17am
  • I think everyone who has ever smoked and drove has done that before... twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:36am
  • Its purple now

    Submitted by whoamiz on Mar 16, 11 at 12:30am
  • I've done that and also have stopped at a red light and kept going thinking it was a stop sign.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:06pm
  • I once was diving and sat at a blinking red light for 5 minutes..everyone in the car was so stoned that no one noticed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Haha WTF

    Submitted by Niinja on Apr 30, 10 at 3:27pm
  • omfg hahaha i have done that so many fucking times , thats why i stopped smoking lolololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:34am
  • hahahaha. i've done that so many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:29pm
  • whats up with these fuckers saying we're going to kill someone, WE ARE THE ONES STOPPED AT THE LIGHT. If anything you sober fucks will be sending in texts and hit someone else and well see it because we were STOPPED A THE LIGHT...also, people do this kind of shit sober. so fuck off pot haters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:40am
  • I actually did this earlier today. in the car after a blunt cruise with some girl. She didn't even realize it, either. we both looked like morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:10pm
  • U are the fuckin greatest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:29pm
  • hahahaha done that before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:13pm
  • I'm from Austin an I have done this before while high. In my defense ,there was a stop light about half a block ahead and I was looking at that.

    Submitted by kushkong420 on Apr 27, 12 at 9:16pm
  • one time it turned green for me!!!!! yeah im fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:51am
  • what's sad is i've done that without being under any influence at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Ive totally dont that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:00am
  • ...or you could just give that shit to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:31am
  • dont worry, happens to me all the time... except occasionally they're green lights. Oh yeah, that drivers behind me LOVE that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:39pm
  • hahaha hilarious that happened to my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:03pm
  • I think everyone has done that at least once... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:13pm
  • haha those are always killer

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:49pm
  • hell yeah.. its flippin great right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30am
  • that just made me crack up in my mind...cause i smoke it too. and frankly, i am too lazy to even lol. see i can't even type lol. ah....i am soooooooo........i give up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:28am
  • Bwahahaha! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:00am
  • more people need to vote (good night) on this one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ah we've all been there!

    Submitted by stikybriches on Apr 2, 11 at 12:20pm
  • Been there done that. Love that ATx weed :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:34am
  • OMG I totally did that before LOL. I always think its hilarious when that happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:47am
  • HAHA... gotta love that greeen stuff for sure!!! ... take me forever to get home sometimes. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:59pm
  • alcohol is so much more dangerous than weed, imagine at least this person stopped! drunk people speed through the stop sign, HYPOCRITES and IDIOTS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I've done that before. Just yesterday in fact. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I was pretty tired, though. Ok, ok ... Half asleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:00am
  • dude, i've done that at least ten times...and you know what? at least i'm not drunk and blasting through the stop sign with reckless disregard. high and driving since 2005

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:39am
  • Why the FUCK do people think this is funny or cool? If it was alcohol instead of weed you'd all be ripshit. Stop being so hypocritical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:23pm
  • My friend was baked and driving and he was going like 5mph, but the entire duration of the drive, he was staring at the staring at the steering wheel, and moving his head back and forth, going "WHOA!!!! SLOWDOWN!!!"

    Submitted by dtjames17 on Feb 24, 11 at 1:18pm
  • Never sat at a stop sign but I did sit through 3 stop light cycles because I couldn't figure out if I was in the turn lane or not and I didn't want to "chance it". I knew I wasn't the only one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I've done this, waited for about 10 seconds then clued in and swore at myself laughing and drove off. I don't even smoke weed, i was 100% sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:23am
  • Awesome. I pulled up at a drive through and stopped in front of the garbage can waiting for it to speak. I was sober.

    Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Omfg hhahhahah

    Submitted by fergamo611 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:25am
  • Definitely been there before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:21pm
  • All I can say is I've never gotten into a wreck stoned, never gotten into a fight stoned, or pretty much anything else...I heart u bud...fuck u 420 haters

    Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:28pm
  • Who thumbs downed this one??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:06am
  • hahahahahahah yeah funny shit. my friends do that all the time! stupid, but halarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:51am
  • dont drive high you're just putting other people in danger

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:15am
  • i've done this SOOOO many times while i've been stoned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:13am
  • true story i once sat at a blinking red light for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green, until a car behind me decided to beep... yeah i could have gone like a thousand times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:59pm
  • This is the funniest fucking text on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:02am
  • YES. it once took me 45 minutes to get from my friends house to my boyfriends house... they live two blocks away from one another... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Where did this happen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:39am
  • way to make pot smoking look bad with your own foolishness...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:35pm
  • I did that once too, only I'd been awake for over 40 hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Just gotta laugh and say damn lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:10am
  • who ever wrote that, is my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:19am
  • Dude I love my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Don't blame it on the weed your just a moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:06pm
  • This was an fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:23am
  • smoking wut shrooms? if it was weed it was probably more like 1 minute tops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:52am
  • hahahaha i've done that SO many times! good times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:31pm
  • lmmmfffaaaoo. people who don't smoke weed are missing so much in life! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:29pm
  • yuup when i read this i was like wait, did i post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Done that shit.. Thought the sign would turn green and say "Go"... I've also stopped for a rabbit to cross the road. When it didn't move, I checked it. It was a dead squirrel. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:01pm
  • aaaahhhhh this is my life... Sooooo great!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Holy shit, this needs to be moved to the top!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:19am
  • OMG i've soooo done that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:40pm
  • i thought i was the only person that did that...my friends all make fun of me when i tell them that...its good to kno that im not the only one that gets that baked...lol..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:28am
  • We had a subdivision by my college with green stop signs. We'd get baked and go over there. It freaked us out for some reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:04am
  • Haha done that on multiple occasions. Also from Austin (512).

    Submitted by TexasA on Apr 2, 10 at 9:16pm
  • Dude I've don't that a million times too!! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Haha done that before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:39am
  • i did it last night for the first time. fml.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Why don't you pull the stick out of your ass... 4:45...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:03pm
  • LOL that shit has happened to me alot!! lol when my friends are in the car i try to play it off and say naw i was just looking at something! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Stop being a try-hard... if you ever actually have a smoke, you'll know what it's like until then you sound pretty fly for a white guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:24am
  • Can someone start a site like this for stoner stories? I bet it'd do well. Though I'm sure I can't think of the catchiest title.... like 'thatsgoodshit - TGS' or something..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Yup.. Been there done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I've done that and I don't smoke anything !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:04pm
  • for the second time tonight I am brought to think "I wish i had your phone number" Ours starts the same... 512... whats next? :]]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:34am
  • i've done that too!!!! jesus christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:35pm
  • THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:20pm
  • there is this one stop sign by my house and I don't know why but every time I stop at it I stay there for about a minute until I realize that I'm a dumbass... and I'm sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:37pm
  • No...you need to share that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Ur a fucking retard for smoking just don't smoke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Thats the best stoned moment... Or minutes, that i ever heard of!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:37pm
  • funniest. thing. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • The same EXACT thing has happened to me before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:03pm
  • i to have done some shit similar to this. we all have one of those stoned moments

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I stop for signs, and then get so distracted by other cars, or shit like cows climbing onto the road. This is why laced weed is baaaaad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:27am
  • I want to know you personally lol, that happens to me so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:13pm
  • ever sit at a green light and wait for it to turn red?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Haha I've done that as well at the mall. I love those moments lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:25am
  • ive done it, but i had a friend beat me. she almost ran the stop sign, she stopped, they fell asleep woke up at the stop sign 3 hours later with the car still in drive. anyone can beat that one, id love to hear it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:15am
  • i do this all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:02am
  • I've totally done that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:25pm
  • haha looks like we're not alone. i guess that just happens to everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:46pm
  • I've done that before...and a little worse...that same night I also stopped for a red light that was a few hundred feet down the road...on a busy street. cheers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25pm
  • That's that good shit, puff puff pass!!! GNR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:13pm
  • i once spray painted a stop sign green. peole werent fooled

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Austin Texas BABY!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:27pm
  • The same shit has happened to me to many times that's why I had to quit smoking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Hysterical! I've slowed down thinking I was speeding and realized I was only going about 10 mph to begin with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • lmao ! illegal n` dangerous . . but oh so hilarious ! ! hahaha !

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:45pm
  • haha oh those times are the best,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:41pm
  • dude. been there. so many times. oh so many times. and at the flashing red stop lights. those kill me every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Hahaha no way!! I thought I was theo only person that has happened to

    Submitted by applebury on Feb 25, 10 at 2:12pm
  • fuck yes. austin kicks ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:11pm
  • oh my god, i just had multiple high school flashbacks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:36am
  • I've stopped at one of those flashing yellows, thinking it was going to turn red (I was cruzin to slow to go thru the yellow) and then wondered why there were cars passing me. When I looked up I realized that it was never going to turn red. That shit was good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:28am
  • Hgddncathgkarthbgrsd

    Submitted by big_bad_vlad on May 3, 13 at 9:26am
  • I dont smoke and ive fone that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:34pm
  • i do that all the time and im not high... wait thats bad isnt it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Done that...sober...twice

    Submitted by ToTrue on May 17, 10 at 12:52pm
  • ive done this

    Submitted by ThatGuy923 on May 23, 10 at 5:45am
  • AHAHA Ohhmann. This is my favorite :D

    Submitted by alexthakid on Jan 18, 10 at 2:20am
  • done this before hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Haha laughed my ass off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:27am
  • happened multiple times

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm
  • ive done that before... i wasnt even on anything... just lack sleep. realistically it was probably a good 5 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:53am
  • Ya been there, and also stayed till someone behind me honked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:55am
  • that def happened to this chick at my school a named ana or something like thattttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:45am
  • lmao!! omg I always do that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:14am
  • hahah hilarious.. never done that, but sometimes i stop at green lights and wait for it to turn red then back to green lol oh i love tree

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:46pm
  • done that before... Last time i was driving high i saw the light turn red so i stopped right away.... 250 feet from the intersection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:07pm
  • ive done that so many times. the thing is it was proably 10 seconds, and it just seemed like 10 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I've done it as well not high or anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Done that so many times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Fuck stopping smoking it. You need to sell it! You could buy a green stop sign. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:48am
  • Happens to me too. After a long night of baking and it's so funny when you snap back to reality and drive off hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:51pm
  • That's cause your a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:51am
  • I've done that more times then I would like to Addmit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Wow I did that before but not for that long... And I'm not on drugs! Lol

    Submitted by sugeyc on May 19, 11 at 2:49pm
  • hahaha NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT GUYS lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:41pm
  • all you people that say you've done this really REALLY are too dumb to be smoking weed. you are the reason marijuana is not legal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:20am
  • OMG so been there haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:45pm
  • nah its not stupid it happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:59pm
  • This guy is my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:55am
  • Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! It's not going to be funny when you kill someone because YOUR dumbass couldn't stay at home. And, yes, THIS is why drugs are illegal, because people are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:45am
    • Sounds like someone needs to toke up and/or get laid. Don't troll stoners, WE ALWAYS WIN

      Submitted by professional on Sep 13, 10 at 10:45pm
  • lol. i have opened wrong cars. knocked over trash cans. n blew thru lights yeah good ol` maryjane

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:01pm
  • i have done that so many times it's not even funny. fuckin' high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:04am
  • I do that crap once a week! My mind just wonders.... And then I think, oh gosh, no more weed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Wow, I thought I was the only one who's done this. When I did it, there were three people in the car, and none of us realized for about 5 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Meh. Hedgehog is better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Or just smoke enough to MAKE the sign turn green. Always a good idea.

    Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 12:21am
  • You realize this has been posted, reposted, tweeted, retweeted, blogged, reblogged, and overused. Shut up.

    Submitted by 8PacJac on Jan 16, 13 at 2:37am
  • Ever hit a deer when ur high?..... Yeah fuckin insane

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:22pm
  • And THIS is why drugs are illegal =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:23pm
  • No you need to get me some nigga

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:46pm
  • i do that all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:52pm
  • hahaha this would come from 512. It tends to happen in that area. That just means you got the good shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:04am
  • Bro I did that but I stopped thirty feet away and thought I was at the line..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:09am
  • That Austin bud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:21pm
  • What was it and where can I get some?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:17am
  • HAHAHAHA I've done that before too :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:28pm
  • i have done this. more than once. and i work for the governmet, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Dude totally been there. Was waiting one night and my destination McD's was a block away. I was getting pissed that the sign wouldn't change. I felt like an ass afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:41am
  • OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I wonder if it was the same stuff..

    Submitted by afroman3065 on Sep 8, 13 at 1:15pm
  • or stopping at a green light because in my mind I thought that I was "thinking" the green light was for the perpendicular traffic, not for me.. but then I realized I was actually seening the green, and slowly...cautiously......sped the fuck away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:38pm
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