i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
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I sat in traffic 4 five hours once waiting for the car infront of me to move before I realized
A. The cat was parked
B. My car was parked
C. I was in a driveway
D. It wasn't mine
E. I was naked
hahaha This is better than the actual text. God i wish i had some bud right now.
Sadly... I've done that. On foot.
I'm so ashamed.
To those of you saying, "This is why bud is illegal", has it occurred to you that someone in this situation cannot kill or hurt anybody if their car is STOPPED? Stoned drivers, if anything, tend to drive slower than normal and are more careful because they're paranoid about cops.
Not that I have a problem with smoking and driving, but I'm glad to see that not only were you smoking and driving, but also texting and driving...while high. lol
I do that all the fucking time! Weed is the best.
no you need to keep smoking that shit..HAHAHA
Definantly been there before.
so i've totally done that sober. Especially the flashing red lights, damn them.
Yep... I've totally done that before.. Lol >.<
LOL I have done that so many times when I've been baked.
Def done it, or put your blinker in going through a sharp turn
hmm, this is why weed is illegal? but alcohol is not? the diff between a stoned man and a drunk man is the drunk runs red lights and the stoned man stops at green ones.
Amen to that.
That's amazingly epic.
If it wasn't for the area code, this could totally be my old roomie.
ive done that shit lmao excet it was those stop lights that blink red i wouldnt of moved until sumone started honking
Alcoholics blow through stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green. :)
sat at a blinking yellow light for like 5 minutes because i thought it was turning red and was trying to be cautious. a mess.
Haha not gonna lie I did the same thing before. Def gotta lay off that shit
so ive def done that wayy to many time. and i sit at green lights waiting for them to turn green also, sad thing is.. i stopped smoking about a year ago.
LMFAO Bro. Holy crap that's hilarious.
I loooove weed lol. I've done this soo many times... and then i trip out cuz i don't remember where i was going...
I did that except I stopped at a green light and thought that it was staring at me. I went home quickly after that.
i have totally done that too, except i was parked behind a row of parked cars and waiting for them to move
Ahahahahaha I have so done that before. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :)
Been there, done this.. Haha. I felt so stupid afterwards but I laughed it off
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!! totally been there and was driving thinking i was in a different state and freaked out then realized where i was....then did it again...smoke god's gift...its the shit!!!!!!!
I have done this ... The car behind me was beeping at me so I flipped him off
ive done that totally sober
Dude I waited for fucken roadkill to cross the street
been there, done that
i also tried to drive home tripping and my friend came up to my car and said "sweetpea, i have your keys in my hand, you've been going "VROOOOOOOOOM" for about 45 minutes
try not to smoke and drive, but rofl
Hahaaaa I've done that tooooooooo
I can beat that. I sat at a Stop sign for 20 minutes not knowing what direction my friends house was. In a neighborhood I grew up in. I need to stop smoking that shit. LoL
I Never Thought Anyone Could Get As High As Me Caz Dude I've Done That Shti Before Hahaha
It's so funny, even if I'm the one doin it. haha
I have totally done that before. The only thing is that I was completely sober. It must be the blonde hair =)
Once I was stopped at a red light and went when the light behind me turned green in the rearview mirror. Didn't realize what happened until I saw my light i just went through was still red in the mirror. Dumb high luck.
I've done that after 36 hours awake. It was soo surreal and this may seem crazy but it felt awesome since I was on a ship it felt like a dream.
I garauntee you were actually there for about 30 seconds. It just felt like 10 minutes cuz you were high hahahaha
I think everyone who has ever smoked and drove has done that before... twice.
Its purple now
what's sad is i've done that without being under any influence at all
hahahaha. i've done that so many times.
I feel that
Just realized all the anon people might be more than one person.
omfg hahaha i have done that so many fucking times , thats why i stopped smoking lolololol
I once was diving and sat at a blinking red light for 5 minutes..everyone in the car was so stoned that no one noticed
I've done that and also have stopped at a red light and kept going thinking it was a stop sign.
I think everyone has done that at least once... haha
I'm from Austin an I have done this before while high. In my defense ,there was a stop light about half a block ahead and I was looking at that.
one time it turned green for me!!!!! yeah im fucked up
I actually did this earlier today. in the car after a blunt cruise with some girl. She didn't even realize it, either. we both looked like morons.
Well at least you knew that green ment go our your screwed :)
U are the fuckin greatest
Ive totally dont that!
HAHAHAHA i've done that before..
...or you could just give that shit to me
hahaha hilarious that happened to my friend
dont worry, happens to me all the time... except occasionally they're green lights. Oh yeah, that drivers behind me LOVE that.
Awesome. I pulled up at a drive through and stopped in front of the garbage can waiting for it to speak. I was sober.
OMG I totally did that before LOL. I always think its hilarious when that happens
I've done this, waited for about 10 seconds then clued in and swore at myself laughing and drove off.
I don't even smoke weed, i was 100% sober.
I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME!
Bwahahaha! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRR
alcohol is so much more dangerous than weed, imagine at least this person stopped! drunk people speed through the stop sign, HYPOCRITES and IDIOTS!
dude, i've done that at least ten times...and you know what? at least i'm not drunk and blasting through the stop sign with reckless disregard. high and driving since 2005
ive waited at stop signs, stopped at greens waiting for it to turn green again, pot is great!
Definitely been there before
Never sat at a stop sign but I did sit through 3 stop light cycles because I couldn't figure out if I was in the turn lane or not and I didn't want to "chance it". I knew I wasn't the only one!
that just made me crack up in my mind...cause i smoke it too. and frankly, i am too lazy to even lol. see i can't even type lol. ah....i am soooooooo........i give up.
I've done that before. Just yesterday in fact. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I was pretty tired, though. Ok, ok ... Half asleep.
more people need to vote (good night) on this one!!!
HAHA... gotta love that greeen stuff for sure!!! ... take me forever to get home sometimes. LOL
My friend was baked and driving and he was going like 5mph, but the entire duration of the drive, he was staring at the staring at the steering wheel, and moving his head back and forth, going "WHOA!!!! SLOWDOWN!!!"
Why the FUCK do people think this is funny or cool?
If it was alcohol instead of weed you'd all be ripshit. Stop being so hypocritical.
Been there done that. Love that ATx weed :)
yeah funny shit.
my friends do that all the time! stupid, but halarious!
i've done this SOOOO many times while i've been stoned
Who thumbs downed this one??????
whats up with these fuckers saying we're going to kill someone, WE ARE THE ONES STOPPED AT THE LIGHT. If anything you sober fucks will be sending in texts and hit someone else and well see it because we were STOPPED A THE LIGHT...also, people do this kind of shit sober. so fuck off pot haters
YES. it once took me 45 minutes to get from my friends house to my boyfriends house... they live two blocks away from one another... lol
Where did this happen?
hell yeah.. its flippin great right
way to make pot smoking look bad with your own foolishness...
I did that once too, only I'd been awake for over 40 hours.
haha those are always killer
Done that shit.. Thought the sign would turn green and say "Go"... I've also stopped for a rabbit to cross the road. When it didn't move, I checked it. It was a dead squirrel. =/
hahahaha done that before
true story i once sat at a blinking red light for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green, until a car behind me decided to beep... yeah i could have gone like a thousand times...
This was an fml
This is the funniest fucking text on this site
smoking wut shrooms? if it was weed it was probably more like 1 minute tops
who ever wrote that, is my hero
Don't blame it on the weed your just a moron
Holy shit, this needs to be moved to the top!!
yuup when i read this i was like wait, did i post this?
LOL that shit has happened to me alot!! lol when my friends are in the car i try to play it off and say naw i was just looking at something! lol
Dude I love my area code.
Haha done that on multiple occasions. Also from Austin (512).
i thought i was the only person that did that...my friends all make fun of me when i tell them that...its good to kno that im not the only one that gets that baked...lol..
aaaahhhhh this is my life... Sooooo great!!!
OMG i've soooo done that!
We had a subdivision by my college with green stop signs. We'd get baked and go over there. It freaked us out for some reason.
I've done that and I don't smoke anything !!!
people who don't smoke weed are missing so much in life! <3
hahahaha i've done that SO many times! good times...
All I can say is I've never gotten into a wreck stoned, never gotten into a fight stoned, or pretty much anything else...I heart u bud...fuck u 420 haters
Dude I've don't that a million times too!! Lmao
Can someone start a site like this for stoner stories? I bet it'd do well. Though I'm sure I can't think of the catchiest title.... like 'thatsgoodshit - TGS' or something..
i did it last night for the first time. fml.
Ah we've all been there!
Haha done that before!
for the second time tonight I am brought to think "I wish i had your phone number"
Ours starts the same... 512... whats next?
dont drive high you're just putting other people in danger
i've done that too!!!! jesus christ
Just gotta laugh and say damn lol
ever sit at a green light and wait for it to turn red?!?
Stop being a try-hard... if you ever actually have a smoke, you'll know what it's like
until then you sound pretty fly for a white guy
Why don't you pull the stick out of your ass... 4:45...
funniest. thing. ever.
Yup.. Been there done that
i to have done some shit similar to this. we all have one of those stoned moments
Ur a fucking retard for smoking just don't smoke
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! HAHAHA
I stop for signs, and then get so distracted by other cars, or shit like cows climbing onto the road.
This is why laced weed is baaaaad.
there is this one stop sign by my house and I don't know why but every time I stop at it I stay there for about a minute until I realize that I'm a dumbass... and I'm sober
No...you need to share that shit.
i do this all the time
I want to know you personally lol, that happens to me so much
Thats the best stoned moment... Or minutes, that i ever heard of!
Haha I've done that as well at the mall. I love those moments lol
I've totally done that!
I've done that before...and a little worse...that same night I also stopped for a red light that was a few hundred feet down the road...on a busy street.
haha looks like we're not alone. i guess that just happens to everyone
ive done it, but i had a friend beat me.
she almost ran the stop sign, she stopped, they fell asleep woke up at the stop sign 3 hours later with the car still in drive.
anyone can beat that one, id love to hear it
The same shit has happened to me to many times that's why I had to quit smoking
i once spray painted a stop sign green. peole werent fooled
Austin Texas BABY!!!!
Hysterical! I've slowed down thinking I was speeding and realized I was only going about 10 mph to begin with.
lmao ! illegal n` dangerous . . but oh so hilarious ! ! hahaha !
Ya been there, and also stayed till someone behind me honked
That's that good shit, puff puff pass!!! GNR
Hahaha no way!! I thought I was theo only person that has happened to
I dont smoke and ive fone that
haha oh those times are the best,
fuck yes. austin kicks ass.
I've stopped at one of those flashing yellows, thinking it was going to turn red (I was cruzin to slow to go thru the yellow) and then wondered why there were cars passing me. When I looked up I realized that it was never going to turn red. That shit was good.
The same EXACT thing has happened to me before.
AHAHA Ohhmann. This is my favorite :D
oh my god, i just had multiple high school flashbacks
ive done this
dude. been there. so many times. oh so many times. and at the flashing red stop lights. those kill me every time.
i do that all the time and im not high... wait thats bad isnt it?
hahah hilarious.. never done that, but sometimes i stop at green lights and wait for it to turn red then back to green lol oh i love tree
ive done that before... i wasnt even on anything... just lack sleep. realistically it was probably a good 5 minutes
done this before hahahaha
Haha laughed my ass off
lmao!! omg I always do that!
ive done that so many times. the thing is it was proably 10 seconds, and it just seemed like 10 minutes.
Wow I did that before but not for that long... And I'm not on drugs! Lol
happened multiple times
that def happened to this chick at my school a named ana or something like thattttt
done that before... Last time i was driving high i saw the light turn red so i stopped right away.... 250 feet from the intersection.
OMG so been there haha
Done that so many times...
This guy is my new hero
I do that crap once a week! My mind just wonders.... And then I think, oh gosh, no more weed!
I've done it as well not high or anything
I've done that more times then I would like to
Fuck stopping smoking it. You need to sell it! You could buy a green stop sign. :)
That's cause your a dumbass
all you people that say you've done this really REALLY are too dumb to be smoking weed. you are the reason marijuana is not legal.
i have done that so many times it's not even funny. fuckin' high school.
hahaha NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT GUYS
You realize this has been posted, reposted, tweeted, retweeted, blogged, reblogged, and overused. Shut up.
Happens to me too. After a long night of baking and it's so funny when you snap back to reality and drive off hahaha
i do that all the time!
lol. i have opened wrong cars. knocked over trash cans. n blew thru lights yeah good ol` maryjane
Meh. Hedgehog is better.
Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! It's not going to be funny when you kill someone because YOUR dumbass couldn't stay at home.
And, yes, THIS is why drugs are illegal, because people are stupid.
Sounds like someone needs to toke up and/or get laid. Don't troll stoners, WE ALWAYS WIN
nah its not stupid it happens
Or just smoke enough to MAKE the sign turn green. Always a good idea.
Wow, I thought I was the only one who's done this. When I did it, there were three people in the car, and none of us realized for about 5 minutes.
And THIS is why drugs are illegal =/
No you need to get me some nigga
That Austin bud!
Ever hit a deer when ur high?..... Yeah fuckin insane
hahaha this would come from 512. It tends to happen in that area. That just means you got the good shit
What was it and where can I get some?
i have done this. more than once. and i work for the governmet, lol
Bro I did that but I stopped thirty feet away and thought I was at the line..
HAHAHAHA I've done that before too :)
Dude totally been there. Was waiting one night and my destination McD's was a block away. I was getting pissed that the sign wouldn't change. I felt like an ass afterwards.
or stopping at a green light because in my mind I thought that I was "thinking" the green light was for the perpendicular traffic, not for me.. but then I realized I was actually seening the green, and slowly...cautiously......sped the fuck away.
OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I wonder if it was the same stuff..