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  • ha ha ha....bloody sheep shaggin kiwis....New Zealand may as well be a state of Australia, it's pretty much just another Tasmania...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Aussie chicks are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:22am
  • Yes, the line itself is pretty cheesy - it's the accent that makes that bit not so noticeable. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:05am
  • @8:15 & 8:50: baaaaaaaaaaa, A Kiwi wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless she was wearing a fleece lined jacket ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:10pm
  • @12:28 I'd say your probably one of the Americans everyone thinks is a giant, arrogant douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:16pm
  • My Australian fiance picked me up in a bar in Canada with a dirty line in a sexy Aussie accent too...he quoted Austin Powers "Do I make you horny baby?" like a minute after I met him and I went home with him 10 minutes later. Now we are engaged and living in Australia. Damn Australians are sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:50pm
  • I LOOOOOOOOOOVE AUSTRALIANS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:43pm
  • "Question is do aussies love americans?" we love how much you love us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I'm an Aussie and that has to be one of the easiest and most cliched lines we get to use when OS, it's awesome and works an amazingly high percentage of the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:42pm
  • hahaha, i hope she did!! i have only the fondest memories of australians in vegas...good times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:31pm
    • Why the hell are Australians ALWAYS in Vegas?!?! I've been there 5 times and met australian people EVERY TIME! I gotta say, those aussies know how to partY!!

      Submitted by teamjacobrawr on Mar 11, 10 at 5:51pm
  • canada and australia do not mix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • Australians are damn sexyyyyyyy

    Submitted by alyybooo on Jan 4, 11 at 11:46pm
  • How can anyone think this was a bad night?? Oz ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Do Aussies like Americans? We think they're okay, it's just that they're always the loudest and most obnoxious (yes, you make Aussies look normal) and stick out like a sore thumb. When Aussies travel (Asia, for example) we always make sure we distance ourselves from the yanks. That way we won't get ripped off by every vendor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am
  • All these txt messages are about fucking and sex... Were is thereafter bagging? I miss the halo years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:14am
  • Yewwwww go Aussies we are the best!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:07pm
  • @12:28: we'll stop calling it the US as soon as you stop calling us "Orsies" *many hugs* an Ozzie (like the Osbourne, only not as British and we don't shit bats heads)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:57pm
  • oooOooo I want one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:30pm
  • haha im aussie :) a lot of people mistake our accents a british though..

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 29, 10 at 7:36am
  • getting stuck out the front of Treasure island 7 years ago slurring "A dingo stole my baby" to all the American tourists who suddenly took more interest in me than the pirate show was an interesting experience. Yes, I am Australian and no A DINGO DID NOT STEAL MY BLOODY BABY! But Americans are cool in their natural habitat. So much so, I'm thinking of going back soon American tourists though... ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:06am
  • We Australians don't like Americans in theory, but we think any we meet are pretty cool as long as they don't act like jerks, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:46am
  • pft, when in the states, everyone thought my aussie accent was british :-( no idea. "oh you have an interesting accent, you're british riiiight?" NO! GRRR! im Aussie! get it RIGHT - dont know how you can confuse me for a brit, but there you go... i even had my goddam flag on my pack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:59pm
  • to 11.47 - you may "think" you can do a good aussie accent.... but i highly doubt it... there's nothing worse than people imitating accents, and they way americans do our aussie accent is especially awful.... but hey, if it worked, and you got great sex.... who am i to judge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:41am
  • hahaha @ 828pm. i want to know too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:16pm
  • haha at 9:10! and im sorry to 8:18, as an Australian, i can tell you that in general, we do not like Americans, most think that they are arrogant. however, with the exception of 1 American, i have liked all that i have meet. Though there is a theory that it is because they are out of their own country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • What's it like down under? Uncircumcised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Trust me, I would bury that 12:28 person in a hole in the woods if I could manage it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:19am
  • BEST pick up line. Even us girls use them! ;) And p.s. I'm an aussie who's travelled to the States and met heaps of americans here and pretty sure I LOVE AMERICANS! It's only you red neck sheep loving new zealander immigrants that give us a bad rep :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • First, I'd just like to say, that is one of the most corny lines I've ever heard of. That really works? I actually showed it to a couple girls that are here with me and they thought it was pathetic and cheesy. That aside, you aussie fellas definitely got an accent that makes the ladies clothes peel right off. I hate to admit this but I can do a top notch aussie accent and have used it to get at least half a dozen one nighters. So thanks for that accent, I couldn't have done it without you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:47pm
  • i definitely would have gone home with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:41am
  • ask him for an australian kiss... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:05pm
  • they're usually pretty sexy too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:40pm
  • hey aussies...there is no US..its called America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28pm
  • I want to know if she found out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm
  • I love Australian accents. they are so sexy, they make everything sound good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Aussie aussie aussie! Thats a great pick up line, kudos to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:21am
  • Not all Aussie chicks are sun tanned and blonde though, were mostly of an english background normally lol white and fair eyed with a sunburn and better dental care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:04am
  • yeah, 12/f/cali. pm me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:00am
  • you sound like a jerk.. i like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Hahaha! I was born in Oz and raised in NZ. When I lived in PA (610), I told people I was a Kiwi when I was sober, polite and/or had morals, and an Aussie when I was drunk, obnoxious and/or slutty. Perfect. I hear Canadians do the same thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:12am
  • ngl anons kiwi > aussie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:50pm
  • @ 8:18pm yes, yes they do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:09am
  • Ha! Was that on Saturday at Old Shillelagh bar? If that's the place then you must had have been extremely drunk not to see how ugly those 2 midgets were! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:44am
  • Oooh cliché or not that line has got to be a winner :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:51pm
  • So lucky. Australians are sooo sexyyy. If someone said that to me I'd do them right then and there.

    Submitted by bergboo24 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:09am
  • So I guess that's a "yes"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Aussie guy here, so, any of you American chics wanna hook up? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:19am
  • Who even cares if it's a cliché? Australian accents are sexPr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:05pm
  • @9:48, do you consider American accents sexy lol?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:37pm
  • What a load of shit. I'm an Aussie, was in Europe over Christmas, we met a lot of Americans (specifically, a lot of American College girls - god bless Florence), and the absolute vast majority was awesome. We met a couple of redneck dickheads, but that's to be expected. Most Aussies love Americans - you do have a higher proportion of dickheads than us, but most of you go alright.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15am
    • your a dick head jk i dont know you.... but im a hick and hicks are awesome

      Submitted by dramaqueen687 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:28pm
  • I LOVE AUSTRALIANS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • i think I'm the only girl in the world who finds Australian accents annoying and hates Australia... Used to love them til I met one in Toronto.. I blame him for tainting the rest for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:44pm
    • everyone's an individual and he represents himself only. In saying that, i've never liked the Aussie twang either :D

      Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:08am
  • haha "whats an australian kiss?" "its like a french kiss, but down under" best joke :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:30pm
  • omg this literally just made my night i love aussies

    Submitted by dramaqueen687 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Hahaha smoooth

    Submitted by bvdarocker on Apr 15, 10 at 11:49pm
  • mmmm... that accent...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:38pm
  • i just got back from australia!! i loved it, and every aussie i met said they loved americans :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:33am
  • lmfao this is fucking fantastic. now I'm really going to australia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:34pm
  • haha gotta love us. Kiwi's love pushing sheep off cliffs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:30pm
  • lol @ the New Zealanders in here trying to pretend they have attractive accents, everyone just keep ignoring them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:17am
  • Hahahahahahaha 12. And I need to go to America! I feel like I'm wasting my accent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:20am
  • U.S.A: United States of America, right? Haven't done geography in a while but I reckon there's two continents: North America (containing the precious USA) and South America. Am I wrong???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:00pm
  • New Zealanders are better than aussie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 2:41AM Trust me, it's a spot on aussie accent. I know what you mean though, a lot of americans sound rediculous when trying it. I've even had austrailians believe I was aussie and buy me a drink. It wasn't planned but I was overheard by them at the bar. It works for easy one nighters ALL the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:01pm
  • yay for being an Aussie, we're awesome

    Submitted by Starphyre on Oct 24, 11 at 11:02pm
  • australians are the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:41pm
  • hahahhahah amazing. i'm from australia and when i travel europe and the US in 3.5 years, i will use that line on all the boys. (i'm female.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:05am
  • I LOVE AUSTRALIAN MEN. I met a bloke called Dan travelling through Venice. He swept me off my feet and had the sexiest accent (and biggest you know what). Good times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:26pm
  • haha i bet he uses that alotttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Question is do aussies love americans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:18pm
    • Yeah youse go alright, just a larger proportion of dickheads, but most of us love your accents just as much as you seem to love ours haha

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:28am
  • 12:28 - You certainly are a massive douche. You don't even know the difference between the country and the continent you live on? To the rest of the people from the US, quick, hide this moron. HE'S the one that gives you guys a bad name overseas, though he probably doesn't even have a passport.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:53pm
  • @6:57 a kiwi is a person from New Zealand. damn , i gotta travel to America now and test out these theories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Actually @12:28: a female who happened to be the designated driver that night; therefore capable of distinguishing between good looking and ugly. Greetings!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I love Dirty AUSSIES!!!! kiwis are also funnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Im an Aussie girl who has had some pretty fucking awesome times with both kiwi's and fellow aussies, and its not the way our tongues curl our words that gets me.. haha dont pick on the kiwi's too much i've always found them excitable, also why you shouldnt give them rum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • woo reppin southeastern michigan :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Lame, if an american guy said such a cliche line you would have thrown him to the wolves.

    Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:12am
  • i'm aussie & havn't used this line before. i really need to get on it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:30am
  • I'm Australian. I'm so going to USA when I can afford it

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:58am
  • haha. I love using those lines.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:44pm
  • getgetdown is a cocksucker who is obviously threatened by aussie's and their accents. Shut the fuck up and stop going on about how "twangy" it is.

    Submitted by BayBeeC on May 16, 11 at 6:26pm
  • lol@ 2.48 If the americans are stupid enough to think we're part of the same country it's them getting a bad rep. i swear i must be the only kiwi in all of nz who actaully like ozzies. the little feud thing is all in good fun i know but still hah! and the sheep shagging jokes are waaaaaaaay overdone, they stopped being funny about 4 years ago when we heard them all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:22pm
    • Thats so true! I'm an aussia and i love people from NZ, i dont get the whole like feud thingo, we should be best friends hahaha

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:34am
      • On behalf of Australian everywhere I disown you!

        Submitted by Snark on Jan 6, 12 at 8:01am
  • Give both of us a good go - I love being an Aussie chick - it gets you ANYWHERE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:02am
  • New Zealand accents are better, and there isnt a high chance that we are ginger like aussies =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:59am
  • 6:50 - id probably do the same thing [scratch the marriage part]. British + Australian accents are sexy as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:16pm
  • this was totally fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36am
  • @June 9, 2009 8:18PM Depends if that cheesy line works or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I think im gonna go on a tour of the world now i know how easy for us it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:02am
  • wow. wtf is a 12 year old girl doing trying to find somone to hook up with online. i fucking hate 12 year olds. go play with your barbies and get off this sight. half this shit is inappropriate for you anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:28pm
  • fuken eh brother live like a king of tang over there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:46am
  • haha i am an aussie girl going to college in florida in august.. haha i love americans everytime i hear there accent i giggle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:42am
  • i can't wait to do study abroad in australia! woo! all those aussie boys and their yummy accents :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:14am
  • i'm planning on living in either australia or new zealand when i'm out of college so i can meet some of them down under boys ;) now i can't wait!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:49pm
  • The men here in Australia are definitely worth the trip!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:10am