I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
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ha ha ha....bloody sheep shaggin kiwis....New Zealand may as well be a state of Australia, it's pretty much just another Tasmania...lol
except NZ is rated 4th in the world and 1st most peaceful :D suck on it :P
4th in the world for what may i ask?
@8:15 & 8:50: baaaaaaaaaaa, A Kiwi wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless she was wearing a fleece lined jacket
get out of that kangaroos ass and come and say that :D
so true lol kiwis are choice :)
hahahaha i love kiwi jokes :)
Aussie chicks are awesome.
Yes, the line itself is pretty cheesy - it's the accent that makes that bit not so noticeable. :]
My Australian fiance picked me up in a bar in Canada with a dirty line in a sexy Aussie accent too...he quoted Austin Powers "Do I make you horny baby?" like a minute after I met him and I went home with him 10 minutes later. Now we are engaged and living in Australia. Damn Australians are sexy.
@12:28 I'd say your probably one of the Americans everyone thinks is a giant, arrogant douche
I'm an Aussie and that has to be one of the easiest and most cliched lines we get to use when OS, it's awesome and works an amazingly high percentage of the time.
"Question is do aussies love americans?"
we love how much you love us
No-one likes Americans.
It's true. I'm American and I dont even like most other Americans. :/
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE AUSTRALIANS
Australians are damn sexyyyyyyy
hahaha, i hope she did!! i have only the fondest memories of australians in vegas...good times
Why the hell are Australians ALWAYS in Vegas?!?! I've been there 5 times and met australian people EVERY TIME! I gotta say, those aussies know how to partY!!
canada and australia do not mix
bullshit who says?
How can anyone think this was a bad night?? Oz ftw!
getting stuck out the front of Treasure island 7 years ago slurring "A dingo stole my baby" to all the American tourists who suddenly took more interest in me than the pirate show was an interesting experience.
Yes, I am Australian and no A DINGO DID NOT STEAL MY BLOODY BABY!
But Americans are cool in their natural habitat. So much so, I'm thinking of going back soon
American tourists though... ugh
to 11.47 - you may "think" you can do a good aussie accent.... but i highly doubt it... there's nothing worse than people imitating accents, and they way americans do our aussie accent is especially awful.... but hey, if it worked, and you got great sex.... who am i to judge?
Do Aussies like Americans? We think they're okay, it's just that they're always the loudest and most obnoxious (yes, you make Aussies look normal) and stick out like a sore thumb. When Aussies travel (Asia, for example) we always make sure we distance ourselves from the yanks. That way we won't get ripped off by every vendor.
hahaha @ 828pm. i want to know too
All these txt messages are about fucking and sex... Were is thereafter bagging? I miss the halo years
Yewwwww go Aussies we are the best!!!
What's it like down under?
pft, when in the states, everyone thought my aussie accent was british :-( no idea.
"oh you have an interesting accent, you're british riiiight?"
NO! GRRR! im Aussie! get it RIGHT - dont know how you can confuse me for a brit, but there you go... i even had my goddam flag on my pack.
We Australians don't like Americans in theory, but we think any we meet are pretty cool as long as they don't act like jerks, haha.
haha im aussie :) a lot of people mistake our accents a british though..
@12:28: we'll stop calling it the US as soon as you stop calling us "Orsies"
an Ozzie (like the Osbourne, only not as British and we don't shit bats heads)
oooOooo I want one!
haha at 9:10!
and im sorry to 8:18, as an Australian, i can tell you that in general, we do not like Americans, most think that they are arrogant. however, with the exception of 1 American, i have liked all that i have meet. Though there is a theory that it is because they are out of their own country.
BEST pick up line. Even us girls use them! ;)
And p.s. I'm an aussie who's travelled to the States and met heaps of americans here and pretty sure I LOVE AMERICANS!
It's only you red neck sheep loving new zealander immigrants that give us a bad rep :P
i definitely would have gone home with him.
Trust me, I would bury that 12:28 person in a hole in the woods if I could manage it.
hey aussies...there is no US..its called America.
First, I'd just like to say, that is one of the most corny lines I've ever heard of. That really works? I actually showed it to a couple girls that are here with me and they thought it was pathetic and cheesy.
That aside, you aussie fellas definitely got an accent that makes the ladies clothes peel right off. I hate to admit this but I can do a top notch aussie accent and have used it to get at least half a dozen one nighters. So thanks for that accent, I couldn't have done it without you.
yuk why, it's so twangy.
bet you youve never even met an aussie.
you sound like a jerk.. i like it
I love Australian accents.
they are so sexy, they make everything sound good!
ask him for an australian kiss... ;)
Aussie aussie aussie! Thats a great pick up line, kudos to him.
I want to know if she found out.
they're usually pretty sexy too.
yeah, 12/f/cali. pm me
So lucky. Australians are sooo sexyyy. If someone said that to me I'd do them right then and there.
yes, yes they do.
Oooh cliché or not that line has got to be a winner :)
Not all Aussie chicks are sun tanned and blonde though, were mostly of an english background normally lol white and fair eyed with a sunburn and better dental care.
@9:48, do you consider American accents sexy lol?
Who even cares if it's a cliché? Australian accents are sexPr
"whats an australian kiss?"
"its like a french kiss, but down under"
best joke :)
Aussie guy here, so, any of you American chics wanna hook up? ;)
Hahaha! I was born in Oz and raised in NZ. When I lived in PA (610), I told people I was a Kiwi when I was sober, polite and/or had morals, and an Aussie when I was drunk, obnoxious and/or slutty. Perfect. I hear Canadians do the same thing!
What a load of shit.
I'm an Aussie, was in Europe over Christmas, we met a lot of Americans (specifically, a lot of American College girls - god bless Florence), and the absolute vast majority was awesome.
We met a couple of redneck dickheads, but that's to be expected.
Most Aussies love Americans - you do have a higher proportion of dickheads than us, but most of you go alright.
your a dick head jk i dont know you.... but im a hick and hicks are awesome
Ha! Was that on Saturday at Old Shillelagh bar? If that's the place then you must had have been extremely drunk not to see how ugly those 2 midgets were! lol
I LOVE AUSTRALIANS!!
i think I'm the only girl in the world who finds Australian accents annoying and hates Australia... Used to love them til I met one in Toronto.. I blame him for tainting the rest for me.
everyone's an individual and he represents himself only. In saying that, i've never liked the Aussie twang either :D
kiwi > aussie
So I guess that's a "yes"?
i just got back from australia!! i loved it, and every aussie i met said they loved americans :)
Ummm, which Australia did you go to??? Pretty sure they were lying.
maybe they were hot
we like canadians more, say you're a canadian
omg this literally just made my night i love aussies
mmmm... that accent...
New Zealanders are better than aussie!
lol @ the New Zealanders in here trying to pretend they have attractive accents, everyone just keep ignoring them.
LMAO!! are you kidding me, the aussie twang is shit.
And I need to go to America! I feel like I'm wasting my accent!
U.S.A: United States of America, right? Haven't done geography in a while but I reckon there's two continents: North America (containing the precious USA) and South America. Am I wrong???
Trust me, it's a spot on aussie accent. I know what you mean though, a lot of americans sound rediculous when trying it. I've even had austrailians believe I was aussie and buy me a drink. It wasn't planned but I was overheard by them at the bar. It works for easy one nighters ALL the time.
australians are the best.
lmfao this is fucking fantastic.
now I'm really going to australia.
haha gotta love us.
Kiwi's love pushing sheep off cliffs.
haha i bet he uses that alotttt
yay for being an Aussie, we're awesome
Question is do aussies love americans?
Yeah youse go alright, just a larger proportion of dickheads, but most of us love your accents just as much as you seem to love ours haha
I LOVE AUSTRALIAN MEN.
I met a bloke called Dan travelling through Venice. He swept me off my feet and had the sexiest accent (and biggest you know what).
a kiwi is a person from New Zealand.
damn , i gotta travel to America now and test out these theories.
hahahhahah amazing. i'm from australia and when i travel europe and the US in 3.5 years, i will use that line on all the boys. (i'm female.)
12:28 - You certainly are a massive douche. You don't even know the difference between the country and the continent you live on? To the rest of the people from the US, quick, hide this moron. HE'S the one that gives you guys a bad name overseas, though he probably doesn't even have a passport.
I love Dirty AUSSIES!!!!
kiwis are also funnnn
Actually @12:28: a female who happened to be the designated driver that night; therefore capable of distinguishing between good looking and ugly. Greetings!
woo reppin southeastern michigan :)
Im an Aussie girl who has had some pretty fucking awesome times with both kiwi's and fellow aussies, and its not the way our tongues curl our words that gets me..
haha dont pick on the kiwi's too much i've always found them excitable, also why you shouldnt give them rum!
Lame, if an american guy said such a cliche line you would have thrown him to the wolves.
i'm aussie & havn't used this line before. i really need to get on it!!
I'm Australian. I'm so going to USA when I can afford it
6:50 - id probably do the same thing [scratch the marriage part].
British + Australian accents are sexy as hell
If the americans are stupid enough to think we're part of the same country it's them getting a bad rep.
i swear i must be the only kiwi in all of nz who actaully like ozzies. the little feud thing is all in good fun i know but still hah!
and the sheep shagging jokes are waaaaaaaay overdone, they stopped being funny about 4 years ago when we heard them all.
Thats so true! I'm an aussia and i love people from NZ, i dont get the whole like feud thingo, we should be best friends hahaha
On behalf of Australian everywhere I disown you!
this was totally fake
haha. I love using those lines.
Give both of us a good go - I love being an Aussie chick - it gets you ANYWHERE.
getgetdown is a cocksucker who is obviously threatened by aussie's and their accents. Shut the fuck up and stop going on about how "twangy" it is.
New Zealand accents are better, and there isnt a high chance that we are ginger like aussies =P
LMAO!!! :D but i like ginger :D hate the aussie twang though.
@June 9, 2009 8:18PM
Depends if that cheesy line works or not?
I think im gonna go on a tour of the world now i know how easy for us it is
wow. wtf is a 12 year old girl doing trying to find somone to hook up with online. i fucking hate 12 year olds. go play with your barbies and get off this sight. half this shit is inappropriate for you anyway.
fuken eh brother live like a king of tang over there
haha i am an aussie girl going to college in florida in august.. haha i love americans everytime i hear there accent i giggle
i can't wait to do study abroad in australia! woo! all those aussie boys and their yummy accents :]
The men here in Australia are definitely worth the trip!
i'm planning on living in either australia or new zealand when i'm out of college so i can meet some of them down under boys ;) now i can't wait!!!
come to nz - the boys are gorgeous!