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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:22am

    Aussie chicks are awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:45pm

    ha ha ha....bloody sheep shaggin kiwis....New Zealand may as well be a state of Australia, it's pretty much just another Tasmania...lol

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:03am

      except NZ is rated 4th in the world and 1st most peaceful :D suck on it :P

      • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:31am

        4th in the world for what may i ask?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:50pm

    My Australian fiance picked me up in a bar in Canada with a dirty line in a sexy Aussie accent too...he quoted Austin Powers "Do I make you horny baby?" like a minute after I met him and I went home with him 10 minutes later. Now we are engaged and living in Australia. Damn Australians are sexy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:10pm

    @8:15 & 8:50: baaaaaaaaaaa, A Kiwi wouldn't know what to do with a girl unless she was wearing a fleece lined jacket ;)

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:29am

      get out of that kangaroos ass and come and say that :D

    • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:26am

      hahahaha i love kiwi jokes :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:57pm

    @12:28: we'll stop calling it the US as soon as you stop calling us "Orsies" *many hugs* an Ozzie (like the Osbourne, only not as British and we don't shit bats heads)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:17am

    lol @ the New Zealanders in here trying to pretend they have attractive accents, everyone just keep ignoring them.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:14am

      LMAO!! are you kidding me, the aussie twang is shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:46am

    We Australians don't like Americans in theory, but we think any we meet are pretty cool as long as they don't act like jerks, haha.

  • Submitted by alyybooo on Jan 4, 11 at 11:46pm

    Australians are damn sexyyyyyyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    pft, when in the states, everyone thought my aussie accent was british :-( no idea. "oh you have an interesting accent, you're british riiiight?" NO! GRRR! im Aussie! get it RIGHT - dont know how you can confuse me for a brit, but there you go... i even had my goddam flag on my pack.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:02pm

    How can anyone think this was a bad night?? Oz ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:42pm

    I'm an Aussie and that has to be one of the easiest and most cliched lines we get to use when OS, it's awesome and works an amazingly high percentage of the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:39pm

    @6:57 a kiwi is a person from New Zealand. damn , i gotta travel to America now and test out these theories.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:43pm

    I LOOOOOOOOOOVE AUSTRALIANS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:48am

    BEST pick up line. Even us girls use them! ;) And p.s. I'm an aussie who's travelled to the States and met heaps of americans here and pretty sure I LOVE AMERICANS! It's only you red neck sheep loving new zealander immigrants that give us a bad rep :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am

    Do Aussies like Americans? We think they're okay, it's just that they're always the loudest and most obnoxious (yes, you make Aussies look normal) and stick out like a sore thumb. When Aussies travel (Asia, for example) we always make sure we distance ourselves from the yanks. That way we won't get ripped off by every vendor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:44pm

    i think I'm the only girl in the world who finds Australian accents annoying and hates Australia... Used to love them til I met one in Toronto.. I blame him for tainting the rest for me.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:08am

      everyone's an individual and he represents himself only. In saying that, i've never liked the Aussie twang either :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    "Question is do aussies love americans?" we love how much you love us

    • Submitted by noidontwantto on Mar 23, 12 at 7:54am

      No-one likes Americans.

      • Submitted by Wondering_W on Jul 27, 12 at 12:50am

        It's true. I'm American and I dont even like most other Americans. :/

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 29, 10 at 7:36am

    haha im aussie :) a lot of people mistake our accents a british though..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:53pm

    I love Australian accents. they are so sexy, they make everything sound good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:22pm

    lol@ 2.48 If the americans are stupid enough to think we're part of the same country it's them getting a bad rep. i swear i must be the only kiwi in all of nz who actaully like ozzies. the little feud thing is all in good fun i know but still hah! and the sheep shagging jokes are waaaaaaaay overdone, they stopped being funny about 4 years ago when we heard them all.

    • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:34am

      Thats so true! I'm an aussia and i love people from NZ, i dont get the whole like feud thingo, we should be best friends hahaha

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        Submitted by Snark on Jan 6, 12 at 8:01am

        On behalf of Australian everywhere I disown you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15am

    What a load of shit. I'm an Aussie, was in Europe over Christmas, we met a lot of Americans (specifically, a lot of American College girls - god bless Florence), and the absolute vast majority was awesome. We met a couple of redneck dickheads, but that's to be expected. Most Aussies love Americans - you do have a higher proportion of dickheads than us, but most of you go alright.

    • Submitted by dramaqueen687 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:28pm

      your a dick head jk i dont know you.... but im a hick and hicks are awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:41am

    to 11.47 - you may "think" you can do a good aussie accent.... but i highly doubt it... there's nothing worse than people imitating accents, and they way americans do our aussie accent is especially awful.... but hey, if it worked, and you got great sex.... who am i to judge?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:49pm

    i'm planning on living in either australia or new zealand when i'm out of college so i can meet some of them down under boys ;) now i can't wait!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:06am

    getting stuck out the front of Treasure island 7 years ago slurring "A dingo stole my baby" to all the American tourists who suddenly took more interest in me than the pirate show was an interesting experience. Yes, I am Australian and no A DINGO DID NOT STEAL MY BLOODY BABY! But Americans are cool in their natural habitat. So much so, I'm thinking of going back soon American tourists though... ugh

  • Submitted by bvdarocker on Apr 15, 10 at 11:49pm

    Hahaha smoooth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:05am

    Yes, the line itself is pretty cheesy - it's the accent that makes that bit not so noticeable. :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:43pm

    What's it like down under? Uncircumcised.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:14am

    All these txt messages are about fucking and sex... Were is thereafter bagging? I miss the halo years

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:46pm

    I love Dirty AUSSIES!!!! kiwis are also funnnn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:40pm

    they're usually pretty sexy too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:30pm

    haha "whats an australian kiss?" "its like a french kiss, but down under" best joke :)

  • Submitted by bergboo24 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:09am

    So lucky. Australians are sooo sexyyy. If someone said that to me I'd do them right then and there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm

    I want to know if she found out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:34pm

    lmfao this is fucking fantastic. now I'm really going to australia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm

    haha at 9:10! and im sorry to 8:18, as an Australian, i can tell you that in general, we do not like Americans, most think that they are arrogant. however, with the exception of 1 American, i have liked all that i have meet. Though there is a theory that it is because they are out of their own country.

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    Submitted by dramaqueen687 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:27pm

    omg this literally just made my night i love aussies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:20am

    Hahahahahahaha 12. And I need to go to America! I feel like I'm wasting my accent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:21pm

    Actually @12:28: a female who happened to be the designated driver that night; therefore capable of distinguishing between good looking and ugly. Greetings!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:47pm

    First, I'd just like to say, that is one of the most corny lines I've ever heard of. That really works? I actually showed it to a couple girls that are here with me and they thought it was pathetic and cheesy. That aside, you aussie fellas definitely got an accent that makes the ladies clothes peel right off. I hate to admit this but I can do a top notch aussie accent and have used it to get at least half a dozen one nighters. So thanks for that accent, I couldn't have done it without you.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:59pm

      yuk why, it's so twangy.

      • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:33am

        bet you youve never even met an aussie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:30pm

    oooOooo I want one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    hey aussies...there is no US..its called America.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:19am

    Aussie guy here, so, any of you American chics wanna hook up? ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03am

    canada and australia do not mix

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:16pm

    @12:28 I'd say your probably one of the Americans everyone thinks is a giant, arrogant douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:11pm

    you sound like a jerk.. i like it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    I LOVE AUSTRALIANS!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:05pm

    Who even cares if it's a cliché? Australian accents are sexPr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:16pm

    6:50 - id probably do the same thing [scratch the marriage part]. British + Australian accents are sexy as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:41am

    i definitely would have gone home with him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:12am

    Hahaha! I was born in Oz and raised in NZ. When I lived in PA (610), I told people I was a Kiwi when I was sober, polite and/or had morals, and an Aussie when I was drunk, obnoxious and/or slutty. Perfect. I hear Canadians do the same thing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    haha i bet he uses that alotttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:53pm

    12:28 - You certainly are a massive douche. You don't even know the difference between the country and the continent you live on? To the rest of the people from the US, quick, hide this moron. HE'S the one that gives you guys a bad name overseas, though he probably doesn't even have a passport.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:00pm

    U.S.A: United States of America, right? Haven't done geography in a while but I reckon there's two continents: North America (containing the precious USA) and South America. Am I wrong???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:30pm

    haha gotta love us. Kiwi's love pushing sheep off cliffs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:33am

    i just got back from australia!! i loved it, and every aussie i met said they loved americans :)

    • Submitted by Evie_W on Jun 28, 10 at 7:36am

      Ummm, which Australia did you go to??? Pretty sure they were lying.

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      Submitted by Starphyre on Oct 24, 11 at 11:00pm

      we like canadians more, say you're a canadian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    Oooh cliché or not that line has got to be a winner :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:41pm

    australians are the best.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:45pm

    So I guess that's a "yes"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:31pm

    hahaha, i hope she did!! i have only the fondest memories of australians in vegas...good times

    • Submitted by teamjacobrawr on Mar 11, 10 at 5:51pm

      Why the hell are Australians ALWAYS in Vegas?!?! I've been there 5 times and met australian people EVERY TIME! I gotta say, those aussies know how to partY!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:18pm

    Question is do aussies love americans?

    • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:28am

      Yeah youse go alright, just a larger proportion of dickheads, but most of us love your accents just as much as you seem to love ours haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:07pm

    Yewwwww go Aussies we are the best!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:26pm

    I LOVE AUSTRALIAN MEN. I met a bloke called Dan travelling through Venice. He swept me off my feet and had the sexiest accent (and biggest you know what). Good times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:50pm

    ngl anons kiwi > aussie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:19am

    Trust me, I would bury that 12:28 person in a hole in the woods if I could manage it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:09am

    @ 8:18pm yes, yes they do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:44am

    Ha! Was that on Saturday at Old Shillelagh bar? If that's the place then you must had have been extremely drunk not to see how ugly those 2 midgets were! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    ask him for an australian kiss... ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm

    @June 9, 2009 8:18PM Depends if that cheesy line works or not?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:42am

    haha i am an aussie girl going to college in florida in august.. haha i love americans everytime i hear there accent i giggle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:00am

    yeah, 12/f/cali. pm me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    woo reppin southeastern michigan :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    Im an Aussie girl who has had some pretty fucking awesome times with both kiwi's and fellow aussies, and its not the way our tongues curl our words that gets me.. haha dont pick on the kiwi's too much i've always found them excitable, also why you shouldnt give them rum!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:21am

    Aussie aussie aussie! Thats a great pick up line, kudos to him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:05am

    hahahhahah amazing. i'm from australia and when i travel europe and the US in 3.5 years, i will use that line on all the boys. (i'm female.)

  • Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:58am

    I'm Australian. I'm so going to USA when I can afford it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:30am

    i'm aussie & havn't used this line before. i really need to get on it!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:16pm

    hahaha @ 828pm. i want to know too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:02am

    I think im gonna go on a tour of the world now i know how easy for us it is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:28pm

    wow. wtf is a 12 year old girl doing trying to find somone to hook up with online. i fucking hate 12 year olds. go play with your barbies and get off this sight. half this shit is inappropriate for you anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    mmmm... that accent...

  • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:12am

    Lame, if an american guy said such a cliche line you would have thrown him to the wolves.

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    Submitted by BayBeeC on May 16, 11 at 6:26pm

    getgetdown is a cocksucker who is obviously threatened by aussie's and their accents. Shut the fuck up and stop going on about how "twangy" it is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:04am

    Not all Aussie chicks are sun tanned and blonde though, were mostly of an english background normally lol white and fair eyed with a sunburn and better dental care.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:10am

    The men here in Australia are definitely worth the trip!

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    Submitted by Starphyre on Oct 24, 11 at 11:02pm

    yay for being an Aussie, we're awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:59am

    New Zealand accents are better, and there isnt a high chance that we are ginger like aussies =P

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:10am

      LMAO!!! :D but i like ginger :D hate the aussie twang though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:14am

    i can't wait to do study abroad in australia! woo! all those aussie boys and their yummy accents :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:37pm

    @9:48, do you consider American accents sexy lol?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:44pm

    haha. I love using those lines.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:15pm

    New Zealanders are better than aussie!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:01pm

    2:41AM Trust me, it's a spot on aussie accent. I know what you mean though, a lot of americans sound rediculous when trying it. I've even had austrailians believe I was aussie and buy me a drink. It wasn't planned but I was overheard by them at the bar. It works for easy one nighters ALL the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:02am

    Give both of us a good go - I love being an Aussie chick - it gets you ANYWHERE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36am

    this was totally fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:46am

    fuken eh brother live like a king of tang over there