the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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Girls... Chances are, there is a million guys in your town that will fuck you, you don't need a vibrator. Just knock on my door. A vibrator might be more pleasing, though...
haha, voted up for the cold honesty.
a vibrator is not a dildo.. it serves a different purpose and results in a different orgasm.
I think I want to marry you
You have either an old ass calculator or a tiny ass vibrator
What the hell ahahahaha
Actually some really good vibes take AAA batteries which is the same as my graphing calc.
Love it. My kind of girl.
I could get to like this girl!
Leave em n just call me hehehe!
One of my favorites hahaha
Cfreymarc, wtf do u mean "eeewww"...
Anal = amazing.
in soviet russia term semester isn't over until you take batteries out of vibrater and put them back into calculator
Small vibe if it uses the same batteries
Hahaha hell yeah. Thursday baby!
Ahah I like this one.
In Soviet Russia semester is not over until batteries are out of vibrater into calculator
I hope FSG is a female 8o
That's either a very small vibrator or a huge calculator!
I would be so depressed with my life of I had to use one
Because getting dick is the goal of your life? God damn, I bet you couldn't even hack it through community college.
@ 7:30, i already do...
Could you possibly afford an extra set of batteries?
Who has a calculator that uses batteries anymore?
You must be really dumb if you use a solar powered one... Last time I checked my TI-89/TI-83 runs on batteries. If you don't know what those are just stop speaking, ever.