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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:30am

    when i saw that trailer in the theater, i yelled out ANIMORPHS when the guy turns into a wolf. No one appreciated my observation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:26am

    Instant fave....twilight sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:11am

    Fuck Twilight. That dumbass movie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:40am

    Any guy that fucking glitters is grade A douche. That's the Ed Hardy of the science fiction world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:42am

    Fuck the Twilight movie/book and all the other shitty sequels of it. As for 10:06, I am truly hoping that was sarcasm. For anyone who is a part of this strange, pathetic, "outcast", gothic-cult following, you make intelligent people detest our generation even more.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:47am

    @11:33 Saying that someone can't read when you can't spell is pretty stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:28am

    twilight is for fat emo chicks with unrealistic expectations of guys because of Edward Cullen, who actually looks like pasty goblin. these girls idolize a fictional character because he is exactly what their fat pathetic desperate asses will always want and never have. I'm a girl who hates twilight and its closeminded ugly fanbase.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:22am

    Wow thank god I thought I was the only one that thought twilight was the fucking worst movie fukin ever.... People actually live on this earth after all...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:24pm

    Only normal people hate twighlight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:41pm

    I hate Twilight, because it gets so much publicity, for what? And also, it moved Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince back 8 months!! And the movie sucked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:15am

    BOOOOOOO 10:51. you're probably a boring person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:38pm

    Only twats like twilight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:47am

    11:33, apparently you're an idiot. I think you misspelled every word, and don't say you were abbreviating because you ADDED an "e" to "wow"...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:39am

    Twilight is the shittiest rag to ever hit the big screen since the notebook.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:22am

    Fuck 1039 the notebook is the shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:32am

    11:28 you are the best

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:15pm

    Twilight is fucking stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:47am

    Haha I was one of those people...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:04pm

    No, fuck YOU, 3:14 for buying into that "vampire" bullshit. Why don't you just go and piss on Bram Stoker's grave? All this Cullen adoration blah-blah BULLSHIT is just as disrespectful to the image this man invented. And if you've no idea who Bram Stoker is, go ask one of your myspace "friends".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:39am

    Ok here you go guys.. im not fat, im not ugly, and im not 12. I love the entire Twilight series.... like it was said before.. its fiction.. its not supposed to be real.. its a story and if you don't like it, thats your issue. Why slam us because we enjoy reading it FOR FUN! Get over yourselves. By the way... I have my tickets for the midnight showing and the glitter to go with it! have a great and wonderful day!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:45pm

    J K Rowling showed that young adult books could be over 750 pages Stephenie meyer proved that not all should be

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:18am

    Yeah vampires are fake.....unlike the "real life" stories we see in other movies??? It's all fake dummy, it's Hollywood but it's still good!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    Thank you!!!! Fuck twilight. Vampires don't sparkle I cried a little for humanity when I saw hot topic sold a little bottle of edward glitter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:25pm

    I love this post, there are finally people who get it sucks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:32am

    I watch u have sex with alpacas -not crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:27am

    LOL FIRST WORLDS BEST TFLN EVER!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:42pm

    i love those people too TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:56am

    @2:44.. are you trying to tell us that you think that YOU are a vampire?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:36pm

    Twilight is not a love story nor a vampire novel. Vampires do not glitter and they are not overcontrolling douchebags. Love stories are not about woe-is-me bitches that fall in love with said "vampires" and run off into the sunset for a royally effed up life. Oh yeah it's not literature either. Literature makes you think and generally does not having misspellings and grammatical errors.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:13pm

    Screw u twilight rules!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04pm

    Actually no 9:52 I can honestally say that I hate twilight with all of the deep dark soul that I have because it's just that terible

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:04am

    @2:57 I have never once had those expectations from men. I'm 23 and not 14, so i know that it is just a story... but i can't speak for all of the other girls.. its just fun to read these kinds of books sometimes. And what the hell... how many people obsessed over Lord of the Rings... do we really want to get into a discussion about what is real?? ITS FICTION!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:38pm

    I can't stand twilight. Read the book before it was cool to

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    Submitted by 38kittens on Feb 26, 11 at 8:00pm

    Best. Thing. Ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:35pm

    Tell me who wouldn't proudly and willingly fuck Taylor lautner?!? Fat girl skinny girl hot girl ugly girl....he's sexy as fuck

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:50pm

    that made more sense in my head....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:34am

    11:30 I definitely appreciated your observation lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:17pm

    300 yeah those people are called illiterate

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:49pm

    Fuck yes! Screw twilight

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:07pm

    @11:33 you obviously don't know how to spell LITERATURE...dumbass. Try reading real literature, something with real substance.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    HAHAHAH animorphs guy ........hahahahaha and yeah im a girl, and im fairly large, and ive been referred to as emo on occasion, but if i had the chance i would smack edward cullen in the face with my fat hand for making such a stupid movie. twighlight is wasting theater screens.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:18pm

    Twilight New Moon: Bella gets her period :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    This happaned to me too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:11pm

    i hope this happened at Zombieland. I went to see it at midnight and EVERYONE booed at the trailer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:29pm

    twilight is fucking gayyyyyy the bitches saying fake just can't accept that some people don't like it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:44am

    You mean YOUR sex life is not real.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:30pm

    Is it really that big of a deal that everyone is cussing people out for it? I mean I thought we e're allowed to have opinions? And last time I checked an opinion is not a fact so why freak out when you don't agree with everyone

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    Submitted by pooperscooper on Mar 6, 10 at 6:30pm

    Twilight is so bad

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:26am

    Twilight sucks huge cock l, probably the worst movie I have ever seen!!!! I boo it every time I see a preview for it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:26am

    Act-u-a-lllllllly I happen to LOVE twilight... Don't get me wrong, I know it sounds weird, but it's true! Btw Edward doesn't need a reason to be amazing! He just is!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:09pm

    zombieland was awesome. there was stuff after the credits y'know

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:17pm

    This is just amazing

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:40pm

    Totally happened when I went to see Zombieland. It was soooo awesome to hear everyone boo that terrible movie. :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:56am

    11:28, awesome. 11:30, awesomer, I fucking LOVED those books. 11:33, you fail at life, go stick your head in an oven. This text is HILARIOUS and WINS, I was one of those people. Twilight is so badly written it's frankly unbelievable. It sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl trying to impress her online pedophile lover by using big words that she sadly doesn't know the meaning of. The paper I use to wipe my ass with is put to better use than the paper used to print that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:44pm

    Yeah, this movie should be advertised as PMS of the year.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:17pm

    I'm gonna send you flowers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:12pm

    I love twilight !!!<3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:15pm

    um no. Twilight sucks and always will.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:20pm

    Actually, i have to agree with 10:06. The movie twilight was actually not that bad. It's the hordes of stupid fan girls that flock to the movie that really annoys me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:23pm

    The movies make me gag... even though i love the vampire concept... the first movie sucks balls tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:25am

    hahahah. that was for Zombieland, right? I had a similar experience when I went to go see it today. and by "similar," I mean the exact. same. thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:44am

    Twilight has ruined vampires. Watch Buffy, vamps are soulless demons who kill. Now I have to live in a genereation where I'm expected to sparkle? F that shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:38am

    its a story about unhealthy obsession Bella doesnt love Edward she just wants him inside her bc she has the mentally of a 12 year old. Stupid shit ass series its ruining the vampire genre

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:58am

    Haha the audio suddenly shut off when the New Moon trailer came on and everyone laughed and started shouted what it sounded like they were saying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:47pm

    Fuck twilight everyones like holy shit I gotta find my Edward!!!!!! Get a fucking life. Silver dagger

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:03am

    I have a new found respect for Michigan now b/c of this even though Ann Arbor is still a whore

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:02pm

    Loved the books, the movie sucked. As do the screaming little 10 year olds who think a guy with baby powder on his face is hot. He's so unattractive to me, I don't get what people see in this Robert character -_-

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:23pm

    Anybody that even mentions Twilight and Stephanie Meyer in the same sentence as Shakespeare or other lierary geniuses, deserves to be shot in the fucking face. get educated you clowns

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:46pm

    Nice. That is by far the best thing I've heard about Twilight since I heard that there WASN'T going to be a fifth book.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:31am

    it's not really to attract people towards vampires, it's a love story.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:48am

    Sure, Twilight is a classic love story. If by "classic love story" you mean abusive, manipulative and controlling relationship by a 100+ year-old man who has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, based on absolutely nothing except one character's good looks and another's smell (???) That definitely sounds like the kind of love story *I* want.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:19pm

    hell yes!! tht would have been AMAZING to see.. im seein a movie tonight and i rrreeeaalllyyyy want tht to happenn

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:52am

    To each their own.. right!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:48am

    Everyone needs to calm down. Everyone has an opinion and you not gonna change anyones mind on the web. So just take it easy. If you dont think its funny, dont laugh. Easy as that. Dont try to tell someone they are dumb cuz they think its funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:15pm

    Twylight is one of the worst movies ever I went with good friends and a syco bitch who really is syco she has 3 of 3 things that most cerial killers have she said twilight we agreed cause she's syco and it was a waist of my life that I will never get back

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:53am

    6:23 all I can say is wow. Twilite sucks cock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:51am

    Guys, I'm not taking sides here, but personally I like twilight! I'm not a 12 yr old fan girl, and I still like the story. Heck, so does my mom! Hahah. But seriously, people are entitled to their opinions and you shouldn't be so rude to each other.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:38am

    Remark about animorphs (11:30) made my night. This makes me want to go to New Moon with a stake and holy water. Fuck those "vampires."

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    Submitted by Madi4377 on Feb 15, 11 at 5:34pm

    Ok 11:28, I get being a hater because twilight was created by drunks, but srsly, don't be a douche.

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:04pm

    Fuck you. I love twilight. And quite frankly, I'm offended by this remark, BITCH.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:23pm

    no vampire should sparkle.. take dracula.. hes dark scary and can kill u.. thts all it needs.. no sparkling creeper.. just a a scary guy with fangs in a castle

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    Submitted by KBAP on Jul 30, 11 at 12:42am

    I do those were awesome books

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:37am

    Hahaha EPIC FUCK TWILIGHT I wanna shake whoever posted this s hand

  • 58 76
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:23pm

    I want your theater... and I'm a teenage girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:12pm

    Twilight is for fucking toolbag fucking homosexuals like Noah Thew.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:50pm

    Okay...I understand that some people don't like twilight and thats fine but honestly is there any need to insult the people who do like it? Like seriously guys. It's just a fucking opinion. And guess what! People are actually allowed to have them!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:38pm

    That's my kind of crowd. Screw Twilight

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:06am

    Point number 1: twilight is for the people who like Fred. Point number 2: twilight sucks Point number 3: I'd only see a twilight movie if I was going to get my dick sucked every week for the rest of my life. Point number 4: I still can't believe that UGA lost go LSU today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:38am

    love twilight. you narrow minded douche bags. "vampires aren't real" wah wah wah well neither is your sex life im sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:49pm

    anmd the guy from that movie is abot as ugly as ,, eech prepubescent litte girls may like him, but hes nothing id touch with a ten foot pole yuck give me a man, a real man. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:29am

    I have sex with alpacas -crispy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:07pm

    To everyone who likes twilight notice that there are 900 dislikes and 7000 likes I think we win

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    4:35 Fuck humanity, you should cry a little for yourself that you were in Hot Topic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:32pm

    The acting suuuuuuuuucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:42pm

    At least the werewolf looks like a real wolf for the first time. The Harry Potter werewolf looked more like gollum to me. The New Moon wolves have hair and growl like they're supposed to.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:23pm

    txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:14pm

    12:05 I like it and I'm farrrrrr from emo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:52pm

    fuck you people! you all secretly love twilight.. fucking haters:P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:16pm

    I love those people too... Twilight was only good BEFORE it was cool.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:03pm

    Wow. Can anyone say "homo"..?

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    Submitted by 82797 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:19pm

    Beastiality or necrophilia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:02pm

    1128. I want u to take a step back from ur phone and literally fuck ur own face.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:31pm

    TWATlight. I love those people too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:17am

    Whatever this movie is going to be BOSS!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:21pm

    I hate twilight but I loooooove taylor lautner!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:17pm

    The worst part is that 90% of the dumbasses that read it are too stupid to interpret it for what it is Male superiority and Mormon propaganda.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:34pm

    That u kno that much about that movie makes me want to find u n punch u in the ear

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:26pm

    That bitch changed vampire lore, fuck her. Vampires don't turn into a diamond ring in the sunlight, they burst into flames. Stupid tramp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:31pm

    1:56, I COULD NOT have said it better myself. That dumb Meyer bitch probably should've spent more time learning the meanings of those words than learning evolution is a lie, or whatever other fables they teach at BYU.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:50pm

    the reason edward cullen is "perfect" is because he was written by a woman. Who knows what women want in a guy more than a woman....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:57am

    @2:56 no i'm referring to how twilight has given girls unreasonable expectations in men

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:47pm

    Fucking lame.new moon is gonna be sweet!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    Fuck you. Fuck all of them. Fuck you. God I really hope you die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:43pm

    the hype for this movie was definitely out of order. i read all the books before i was aware of all the chaos it caused. they were cute. i wouldn't read them again mainly because they lack depth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:29pm

    Twilight rocks u homosexuals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:33am

    wowe 11:28 u obviusly dnt kno good literiture u probly cnt even read wat can u not afford the books??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:13am

    Fuck you!!! I love twilight!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:06pm

    Fuck u New moon rocks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:21pm

    Only retarded people hate Twilight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:28am

    I like how ppl try and defend this nuclear clusterfuck of a novel/movie. Twilight sucks ass, period.

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    Submitted by N9LO on Jul 3, 11 at 2:00am

    Y is twilight so popular if everyone hates it? Wtf? Love Oakland! Go dragons (clarkston sucks ass)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:51am

    Already bought my tickets! Midnight showing is already sold out. Yay!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:53am

    It's too bad that this site has been hijacked by 12 year olds that think Twilight is literature or worth reading. I guess this will be another site I'll never visit again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:08am

    noo stupid michigan people:/ NEW MOON IS GONNA BE AMAZING!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:06am

    how can you guys not appreciate twilight, it's a classic love story, it's the romeo and juliet of our generation