New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Twilight is not a love story nor a vampire novel. Vampires do not glitter and they are not overcontrolling douchebags. Love stories are not about woe-is-me bitches that fall in love with said "vampires" and run off into the sunset for a royally effed up life. Oh yeah it's not literature either. Literature makes you think and generally does not having misspellings and grammatical errors.
Instant fave....twilight sucks
when i saw that trailer in the theater, i yelled out ANIMORPHS when the guy turns into a wolf.
No one appreciated my observation.
Fuck Twilight. That dumbass movie
twilight is for fat emo chicks with unrealistic expectations of guys because of Edward Cullen, who actually looks like pasty goblin. these girls idolize a fictional character because he is exactly what their fat pathetic desperate asses will always want and never have. I'm a girl who hates twilight and its closeminded ugly fanbase.
J K Rowling showed that young adult books could be over 750 pages Stephenie meyer proved that not all should be
Fuck the Twilight movie/book and all the other shitty sequels of it.
As for 10:06, I am truly hoping that was sarcasm.
For anyone who is a part of this strange, pathetic, "outcast", gothic-cult following, you make intelligent people detest our generation even more.
Wow thank god I thought I was the only one that thought twilight was the fucking worst movie fukin ever.... People actually live on this earth after all...
Nice. That is by far the best thing I've heard about Twilight since I heard that there WASN'T going to be a fifth book.
I watch u have sex with alpacas
BOOOOOOO 10:51. you're probably a boring person.
11:28 you are the best
Twilight is so bad
Any guy that fucking glitters is grade A douche. That's the Ed Hardy of the science fiction world.
@11:33 you obviously don't know how to spell LITERATURE...dumbass.
Try reading real literature, something with real substance.
Saying that someone can't read when you can't spell is pretty stupid.
Twilight is fucking stupid.
Twilight is the shittiest rag to ever hit the big screen since the notebook.
LOL FIRST WORLDS BEST TFLN EVER!
Best. Thing. Ever.
Twilight is for fucking toolbag fucking homosexuals like Noah Thew.
11:33, apparently you're an idiot. I think you misspelled every word, and don't say you were abbreviating because you ADDED an "e" to "wow"...
This is just amazing
Ok here you go guys.. im not fat, im not ugly, and im not 12. I love the entire Twilight series.... like it was said before.. its fiction.. its not supposed to be real.. its a story and if you don't like it, thats your issue. Why slam us because we enjoy reading it FOR FUN! Get over yourselves. By the way... I have my tickets for the midnight showing and the glitter to go with it! have a great and wonderful day!!!
i love those people too
I want your theater... and I'm a teenage girl.
the reason edward cullen is "perfect" is because he was written by a woman. Who knows what women want in a guy more than a woman....
@2:57 I have never once had those expectations from men. I'm 23 and not 14, so i know that it is just a story... but i can't speak for all of the other girls.. its just fun to read these kinds of books sometimes.
And what the hell... how many people obsessed over Lord of the Rings... do we really want to get into a discussion about what is real?? ITS FICTION!
Screw u twilight rules!!
You mean YOUR sex life is not real.
Hahaha EPIC FUCK TWILIGHT I wanna shake whoever posted this s hand
um no. Twilight sucks and always will.
I love this post, there are finally people who get it sucks
Twilight New Moon: Bella gets her period :P
Tell me who wouldn't proudly and willingly fuck Taylor lautner?!? Fat girl skinny girl hot girl ugly girl....he's sexy as fuck
No, fuck YOU, 3:14 for buying into that "vampire" bullshit. Why don't you just go and piss on Bram Stoker's grave? All this Cullen adoration blah-blah BULLSHIT is just as disrespectful to the image this man invented. And if you've no idea who Bram Stoker is, go ask one of your myspace "friends".
6:23 all I can say is wow. Twilite sucks cock.
Is it really that big of a deal that everyone is cussing people out for it? I mean I thought we e're allowed to have opinions? And last time I checked an opinion is not a fact so why freak out when you don't agree with everyone
Only normal people hate twighlight
the hype for this movie was definitely out of order. i read all the books before i was aware of all the chaos it caused. they were cute. i wouldn't read them again mainly because they lack depth
I do those were awesome books
Okay...I understand that some people don't like twilight and thats fine but honestly is there any need to insult the people who do like it? Like seriously guys. It's just a fucking opinion. And guess what! People are actually allowed to have them!
Anybody that even mentions Twilight and Stephanie Meyer in the same sentence as Shakespeare or other lierary geniuses, deserves to be shot in the fucking face. get educated you clowns
Only twats like twilight.
I'm gonna send you flowers
no vampire should sparkle.. take dracula.. hes dark scary and can kill u.. thts all it needs.. no sparkling creeper.. just a a scary guy with fangs in a castle
I love twilight !!!<3
Twilight sucks huge cock l, probably the worst movie I have ever seen!!!! I boo it every time I see a preview for it!
Act-u-a-lllllllly I happen to LOVE twilight...
Don't get me wrong, I know it sounds weird, but it's true! Btw Edward doesn't need a reason to be amazing! He just is!
Yeah, this movie should be advertised as PMS of the year.
I hate Twilight, because it gets so much publicity, for what? And also, it moved Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince back 8 months!! And the movie sucked.
Fuck yes! Screw twilight
To each their own.. right!!!
Yeah vampires are fake.....unlike the "real life" stories we see in other movies??? It's all fake dummy, it's Hollywood but it's still good!!!
zombieland was awesome. there was stuff after the credits y'know
hell yes!! tht would have been AMAZING to see.. im seein a movie tonight and i rrreeeaalllyyyy want tht to happenn
fuck you people! you all secretly love twilight..
Haha the audio suddenly shut off when the New Moon trailer came on and everyone laughed and started shouted what it sounded like they were saying.
The worst part is that 90% of the dumbasses that read it are too stupid to interpret it for what it is Male superiority and Mormon propaganda.
Totally happened when I went to see Zombieland. It was soooo awesome to hear everyone boo that terrible movie. :D
That's my kind of crowd. Screw Twilight
At least the werewolf looks like a real wolf for the first time. The Harry Potter werewolf looked more like gollum to me. The New Moon wolves have hair and growl like they're supposed to.
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Fuck you. I love twilight. And quite frankly, I'm offended by this remark, BITCH.
Beastiality or necrophilia
Actually, i have to agree with 10:06. The movie twilight was actually not that bad. It's the hordes of stupid fan girls that flock to the movie that really annoys me.
twilight is fucking gayyyyyy the bitches saying fake just can't accept that some people don't like it
This happaned to me too.
Haha I was one of those people...
it's not really to attract people towards vampires, it's a love story.
Thank you!!!! Fuck twilight. Vampires don't sparkle I cried a little for humanity when I saw hot topic sold a little bottle of edward glitter.
its a story about unhealthy obsession Bella doesnt love Edward she just wants him inside her bc she has the mentally of a 12 year old. Stupid shit ass series its ruining the vampire genre
Fuck 1039 the notebook is the shit
That u kno that much about that movie makes me want to find u n punch u in the ear
HAHAHAH animorphs guy ........hahahahaha
and yeah im a girl, and im fairly large, and ive been referred to as emo on occasion,
but if i had the chance i would smack edward cullen in the face with my fat hand for making such a stupid movie. twighlight is wasting theater screens.
Ok 11:28, I get being a hater because twilight was created by drunks, but srsly, don't be a douche.
Actually no 9:52 I can honestally say that I hate twilight with all of the deep dark soul that I have because it's just that terible
300 yeah those people are called illiterate
that made more sense in my head....
Fuck twilight everyones like holy shit I gotta find my Edward!!!!!! Get a fucking life.
Y is twilight so popular if everyone hates it? Wtf? Love Oakland! Go dragons (clarkston sucks ass)
That bitch changed vampire lore, fuck her. Vampires don't turn into a diamond ring in the sunlight, they burst into flames. Stupid tramp
Point number 1: twilight is for the people who like Fred.
Point number 2: twilight sucks
Point number 3: I'd only see a twilight movie if I was going to get my dick sucked every week for the rest of my life.
Point number 4: I still can't believe that UGA lost go LSU today
i hope this happened at Zombieland. I went to see it at midnight and EVERYONE booed at the trailer.
hahahah. that was for Zombieland, right? I had a similar experience when I went to go see it today. and by "similar," I mean the exact. same. thing.
11:30, awesomer, I fucking LOVED those books.
11:33, you fail at life, go stick your head in an oven.
This text is HILARIOUS and WINS, I was one of those people.
Twilight is so badly written it's frankly unbelievable. It sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl trying to impress her online pedophile lover by using big words that she sadly doesn't know the meaning of. The paper I use to wipe my ass with is put to better use than the paper used to print that shit.
12:05 I like it and I'm farrrrrr from emo.
Twilight rocks u homosexuals.
Fuck you!!! I love twilight!
TWATlight. I love those people too.
anmd the guy from that movie is abot as ugly as ,, eech
prepubescent litte girls may like him, but hes nothing id touch with a ten foot pole
give me a man, a real man. :)
4:35 Fuck humanity, you should cry a little for yourself that you were in Hot Topic.
Remark about animorphs (11:30) made my night.
This makes me want to go to New Moon with a stake and holy water. Fuck those "vampires."
1128. I want u to take a step back from ur phone and literally fuck ur own face.
The movies make me gag... even though i love the vampire concept... the first movie sucks balls tho
Twylight is one of the worst movies ever I went with good friends and a syco bitch who really is syco she has 3 of 3 things that most cerial killers have she said twilight we agreed cause she's syco and it was a waist of my life that I will never get back
@2:44.. are you trying to tell us that you think that YOU are a vampire?
Wow. Can anyone say "homo"..?
love twilight. you narrow minded douche bags. "vampires aren't real" wah wah wah well neither is your sex life im sure
I can't stand twilight. Read the book before it was cool to
11:30 I definitely appreciated your observation lol
The acting suuuuuuuuucks
To everyone who likes twilight notice that there are 900 dislikes and 7000 likes I think we win
New moon rocks
Fucking lame.new moon is gonna be sweet!
Twilight has ruined vampires. Watch Buffy, vamps are soulless demons who kill. Now I have to live in a genereation where I'm expected to sparkle? F that shit
I have a new found respect for Michigan now b/c of this
even though Ann Arbor is still a whore
I hate twilight but I loooooove taylor lautner!
I love those people too... Twilight was only good BEFORE it was cool.
Loved the books, the movie sucked. As do the screaming little 10 year olds who think a guy with baby powder on his face is hot. He's so unattractive to me, I don't get what people see in this Robert character -_-
Everyone needs to calm down. Everyone has an opinion and you not gonna change anyones mind on the web. So just take it easy. If you dont think its funny, dont laugh. Easy as that. Dont try to tell someone they are dumb cuz they think its funny.
It's too bad that this site has been hijacked by 12 year olds that think Twilight is literature or worth reading. I guess this will be another site I'll never visit again.
Only retarded people hate Twilight.
Guys, I'm not taking sides here, but personally I like twilight! I'm not a 12 yr old fan girl, and I still like the story. Heck, so does my mom! Hahah. But seriously, people are entitled to their opinions and you shouldn't be so rude to each other.
Sure, Twilight is a classic love story. If by "classic love story" you mean abusive, manipulative and controlling relationship by a 100+ year-old man who has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, based on absolutely nothing except one character's good looks and another's smell (???) That definitely sounds like the kind of love story *I* want.
I like how ppl try and defend this nuclear clusterfuck of a novel/movie. Twilight sucks ass,
@2:56 no i'm referring to how twilight has given girls unreasonable expectations in men
wowe 11:28 u obviusly dnt kno good literiture u probly cnt even read wat can u not afford the books??
Fuck you. Fuck all of them. Fuck you. God I really hope you die.
Whatever this movie is going to be BOSS!!!
Already bought my tickets! Midnight showing is already sold out. Yay!
1:56, I COULD NOT have said it better myself. That dumb Meyer bitch probably should've spent more time learning the meanings of those words than learning evolution is a lie, or whatever other fables they teach at BYU.
noo stupid michigan people:/ NEW MOON IS GONNA BE AMAZING!
I have sex with alpacas
how can you guys not appreciate twilight, it's a classic love story, it's the romeo and juliet of our generation