i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
I think Roxy posted this one.
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
That was on Live at Gotham
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
way to represent CNY
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
High five Watertown!
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
How tha fuck is that cute?
I love this! I would be in love too!
That's cutee. (:
haha! that's so fucking hot.
That sounds so hott!
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
v just like my pussy
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
That shit is hilarious!
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
live at gotham, fucking fake.
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
You couple of silly flamers!
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
U lucky bitch!!
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
Dood you are my hero!!!
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
What a boss
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
Sounds like it's happened before lol
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Best shit i've ever heard!!
I wanna do this to roxy
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
or else it gets the hose again.
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
That's actually kinda cute
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Repeat yourself much?
Meth. Crystal meth.
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
I'd love that<33
that's really damn cute
Stolen from Alex knoll
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
Kind of akward don't you think?
Lmao!! This is hilarious
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
i would totally do this :)
Fast thinkig, I like it
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
Haha that's so funny
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
@4:23, you and I both.haha
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Im in love w this girl.
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
i love you 4:27
That is probably the only rule in sex
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
Hahah I actually like this!
That only works if he was eating.
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
He thinks you are just a fuck
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I would be too haha
so setting this up!!!!
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
You'll have that.
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
I love u baby girl lets make love
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
i wish all girls were like this
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight