i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
I think Roxy posted this one.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
How tha fuck is that cute?
That was on Live at Gotham
I love this! I would be in love too!
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
That's cutee. (:
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
High five Watertown!
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
haha! that's so fucking hot.
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
way to represent CNY
That shit is hilarious!
That sounds so hott!
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
live at gotham, fucking fake.
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
v just like my pussy
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
U lucky bitch!!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
You couple of silly flamers!
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
Sounds like it's happened before lol
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
What a boss
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Dood you are my hero!!!
I wanna do this to roxy
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
That's actually kinda cute
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
I'd love that<33
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
Meth. Crystal meth.
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
Repeat yourself much?
Stolen from Alex knoll
or else it gets the hose again.
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
Best shit i've ever heard!!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
@4:23, you and I both.haha
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
that's really damn cute
Kind of akward don't you think?
Fast thinkig, I like it
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
i would totally do this :)
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
That guy pulled a chuck norris
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
Haha that's so funny
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
That is probably the only rule in sex
Im in love w this girl.
Hahah I actually like this!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
so setting this up!!!!
i love you 4:27
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
I would be too haha
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
He thinks you are just a fuck
That only works if he was eating.
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
You'll have that.
I love u baby girl lets make love
i wish all girls were like this
Any girl want sex with me?
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight