i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I think Roxy posted this one.
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
That was on Live at Gotham
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
way to represent CNY
How tha fuck is that cute?
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
High five Watertown!
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
That's cutee. (:
haha! that's so fucking hot.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
I love this! I would be in love too!
That sounds so hott!
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
v just like my pussy
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
That shit is hilarious!
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
live at gotham, fucking fake.
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
You couple of silly flamers!
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
U lucky bitch!!
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
What a boss
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
Dood you are my hero!!!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
Sounds like it's happened before lol
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
Best shit i've ever heard!!
I wanna do this to roxy
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
or else it gets the hose again.
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
That's actually kinda cute
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
Repeat yourself much?
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Meth. Crystal meth.
that's really damn cute
I'd love that<33
Stolen from Alex knoll
i would totally do this :)
Kind of akward don't you think?
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Fast thinkig, I like it
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Haha that's so funny
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Im in love w this girl.
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
@4:23, you and I both.haha
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
i love you 4:27
That is probably the only rule in sex
Hahah I actually like this!
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
That only works if he was eating.
He thinks you are just a fuck
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I would be too haha
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
so setting this up!!!!
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
You'll have that.
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
I love u baby girl lets make love
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
i wish all girls were like this
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight