i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
I think Roxy posted this one.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
How tha fuck is that cute?
That was on Live at Gotham
I love this! I would be in love too!
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
That's cutee. (:
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
High five Watertown!
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
haha! that's so fucking hot.
way to represent CNY
That shit is hilarious!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
v just like my pussy
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
That sounds so hott!
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
live at gotham, fucking fake.
U lucky bitch!!
You couple of silly flamers!
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
Sounds like it's happened before lol
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
What a boss
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Dood you are my hero!!!
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
That's actually kinda cute
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
I wanna do this to roxy
Best shit i've ever heard!!
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Kind of akward don't you think?
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
I'd love that<33
Meth. Crystal meth.
Stolen from Alex knoll
Repeat yourself much?
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
@4:23, you and I both.haha
or else it gets the hose again.
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
Fast thinkig, I like it
that's really damn cute
i would totally do this :)
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Im in love w this girl.
That guy pulled a chuck norris
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
Haha that's so funny
That is probably the only rule in sex
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
i love you 4:27
I would be too haha
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
so setting this up!!!!
Hahah I actually like this!
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
I love u baby girl lets make love
He thinks you are just a fuck
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
That only works if he was eating.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
You'll have that.
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
i wish all girls were like this
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight