i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
I think Roxy posted this one.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
That was on Live at Gotham
How tha fuck is that cute?
I love this! I would be in love too!
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
That's cutee. (:
High five Watertown!
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
haha! that's so fucking hot.
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
live at gotham, fucking fake.
way to represent CNY
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
That sounds so hott!
v just like my pussy
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
That shit is hilarious!
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
U lucky bitch!!
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
You couple of silly flamers!
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
What a boss
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
Sounds like it's happened before lol
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
Dood you are my hero!!!
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Best shit i've ever heard!!
I wanna do this to roxy
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
That's actually kinda cute
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
or else it gets the hose again.
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
I'd love that<33
Stolen from Alex knoll
Repeat yourself much?
that's really damn cute
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
Meth. Crystal meth.
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
@4:23, you and I both.haha
Fast thinkig, I like it
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
Kind of akward don't you think?
i would totally do this :)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Haha that's so funny
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
That is probably the only rule in sex
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
Im in love w this girl.
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
Hahah I actually like this!
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
i love you 4:27
so setting this up!!!!
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
You wanna know how I got these scars?
That only works if he was eating.
He thinks you are just a fuck
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
You'll have that.
I would be too haha
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
i wish all girls were like this
I love u baby girl lets make love
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight