i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I think Roxy posted this one.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
How tha fuck is that cute?
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
That was on Live at Gotham
I love this! I would be in love too!
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
That's cutee. (:
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
High five Watertown!
haha! that's so fucking hot.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
That shit is hilarious!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
way to represent CNY
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
v just like my pussy
That sounds so hott!
You couple of silly flamers!
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
U lucky bitch!!
live at gotham, fucking fake.
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
Sounds like it's happened before lol
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
What a boss
Dood you are my hero!!!
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
I wanna do this to roxy
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
Best shit i've ever heard!!
Kind of akward don't you think?
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
That's actually kinda cute
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Meth. Crystal meth.
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
I'd love that<33
Stolen from Alex knoll
Repeat yourself much?
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
@4:23, you and I both.haha
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
or else it gets the hose again.
Fast thinkig, I like it
i would totally do this :)
that's really damn cute
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Im in love w this girl.
Haha that's so funny
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
That is probably the only rule in sex
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
i love you 4:27
I would be too haha
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
Hahah I actually like this!
so setting this up!!!!
I love u baby girl lets make love
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
He thinks you are just a fuck
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
That only works if he was eating.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
You'll have that.
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
i wish all girls were like this
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight