i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
I think Roxy posted this one.
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
How tha fuck is that cute?
That was on Live at Gotham
I love this! I would be in love too!
That's cutee. (:
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
High five Watertown!
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
haha! that's so fucking hot.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
way to represent CNY
That shit is hilarious!
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
That sounds so hott!
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
v just like my pussy
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
live at gotham, fucking fake.
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
U lucky bitch!!
Sounds like it's happened before lol
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
You couple of silly flamers!
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
What a boss
Dood you are my hero!!!
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
That's actually kinda cute
I wanna do this to roxy
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
Best shit i've ever heard!!
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
I'd love that<33
Stolen from Alex knoll
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
Meth. Crystal meth.
Kind of akward don't you think?
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
or else it gets the hose again.
Repeat yourself much?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
@4:23, you and I both.haha
that's really damn cute
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
Fast thinkig, I like it
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
Lmao!! This is hilarious
i would totally do this :)
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Im in love w this girl.
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
That is probably the only rule in sex
Haha that's so funny
i love you 4:27
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
I would be too haha
Hahah I actually like this!
so setting this up!!!!
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
He thinks you are just a fuck
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
That only works if he was eating.
I love u baby girl lets make love
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
You'll have that.
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
i wish all girls were like this
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight