i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I think I'm gonna knock my chick off the bed tonight. Just so I can say that!!!! Lol.
lol awww, love you too babe
That's cool, but I wouldn't yell "5 second rule" in the middle of sex.
I bet your parents must be proud, 4.00.
Luckily, I've taken it upon myself to translate. "3:24, fuck you too. You're a fucking loser too. What is this, english class, and now you're a fucking teacher? Fuck you too. You can die too. You bastard."
A little too much of the word "too" for my liking but otherwise nicely done.
Lol trust me I tried that I got slaped =[
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...like on a show.
I think Roxy posted this one.
Lmao this is from where I live proud of you haha. That's some funny shit
Recycle a pretzel, save a forrest.
How tha fuck is that cute?
That was on Live at Gotham
I love this! I would be in love too!
Haha that's fucking awesome!!!!
That's cutee. (:
Could have seen the stand up then decided to use it action
Funny how that was on Live at Gotham last night. I call bullshit!
High five Watertown!
It could have happen just because it's on a show does mean it didn't happen
Uh, someone posted this the other day, from a guy's perspective, bleeping out the swear. Way to copy an old post, douchebag.
315 whos from wayne countyyy right here
Besides the fact that it's stolen. What kind of girl would get turn on by something like that? Mood killer and bullshit.
I would ^_^ just shows the guy has humor. I love a good laugh during sex
318 learn some fucking grammar, asswaste.
haha! that's so fucking hot.
5:40 just seriously made me get a boner. Jesus.
That shit is hilarious!
way to represent CNY
I, too, saw this on Live at Gotham.
If u don't love Jeff shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself. Oh and have a nice night!
Damn!! Jelous hah of him
v just like my pussy
Oh sad, hella stole this from Live at Gotham! But I'm glad the joke is getting around cause that guy was fucking hilarious! When he took off his wig!? priceless!
That sounds so hott!
I go for the ten second rule before I release the bomb(s)
Jeff just points out the obvious in every text. he needs to stfu.
Everyone's in love when they r cumming.
live at gotham, fucking fake.
hahahaha this is HILARIOUS, the guy sounds so funny
Yeah 421, the joke is on Live at Gothom, and the next day this txt is posted. It could have happened?! Your a fuckin' dumbass bro.
I'm a virgin and still think that it's hilarious!Nice work to the guy to said that!
4:00 Whoa, chill out.
Im dressing up as Jeffrey for Halloween. I will be dressed in pimp clothing.
SO proud this is from the area code of the next town over.
U lucky bitch!!
Sounds like it's happened before lol
7:59 is obviously a 14 y.o boy
You couple of silly flamers!
Wow, who's the troll now, 3:11?
Some guy on live from Gotham told this joke last night.
Oh I've chosen my words carefully pursian perhaps u should have done the same
What a boss
Dood you are my hero!!!
That's actually kinda cute
stolen from live at gotham. nice try though.
meow. i eat corn when winter air is freshest.
I wanna do this to roxy
Blow-up dolls do not count, 4:23.
well im gonna have to knock a girl off the bed asap.. i need 2 do this before i die
thats from a stand up routine, way to fail
Yea it was funnier when Nick Swardson told that joke
Damn righr!!! Now that's horny
Best shit i've ever heard!!
Exactly why there should be a 5 month rule. Perfect for hot ex-gfs XD
hahaha!! this is the best one i've read in awhile. :)
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Jeff is a loser and nobody likes him
aww that's sweet, in a retarded way
If you say jeffcock fast it sounds like deathclock! Jeffcock jeffcock
Stolen from Alex knoll
I'd love that<33
Kind of akward don't you think?
Die Obama loving Que.ers!
Meth. Crystal meth.
does he have a twin? If so, I will pay for his flight to Los Angeles.
Repeat yourself much?
or else it gets the hose again.
350 is obviously a virgin!!! You really need to get some! Then you'll change your mind.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-The REAL Joker
Oh I get it. Its funny because she he used the food's 5 second rule in sex.
@4:23, you and I both.haha
Fast thinkig, I like it
that's really damn cute
Yep he's really a keeper lmao
I'm in love with Jeff. Shut up 3:44
OMG!!! MEGAN FOX is so hot I so would lose wife for just one night with her damn she is so hot!
i would totally do this :)
Yeah, I saw that joke on TV last nite too...
Lmao!! This is hilarious
Huh. Coulda sworn this was on mlia.
That guy pulled a chuck norris
Best fucking thing I've ever heard
Im in love w this girl.
5:23 How do you see what area code it's from?
This is the most amazing thing I've heard
That is probably the only rule in sex
Haha that's so funny
i love you 4:27
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha thats how we do it in the 315! only in 'cuse...
I use that same rule with my sandwiches that the bitches make me...... I guess I'll have two uses for that now thank you and keep on keepin on
I would be too haha
sex is for marriage. You horrible awful people will go to hell. Repent now and god will save you!!!!!!!!!
Hahah I actually like this!
so setting this up!!!!
Damn that's sexyy! Fuk me next
Was he wearing underoos at the time?
He thinks you are just a fuck
9/11 was a conspircy to kill us jews
That only works if he was eating.
Ya Ryan Reynolds is fucking sexyyy. And he is married to scarlett johanson- they should def reproduce!
I love u baby girl lets make love
I love how people on this site police the entries and actually conduct research as to whether or not an entry is genuine. Who gives a shit? Laugh at it, take a chillax pill, and get a life.
You'll have that.
they stole that from a stand up bit on live at gotham yesterday.
i wish all girls were like this
One night stands are a sin.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
but two night stands are perfectly fine! woo!
Any girl want sex with me?
Andy so hot all thé guys want to fuck her tonight