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  • Try yoga. Your responsibility, not his.

    Submitted by Alice on Jul 20, 10 at 9:19am
  • Sucking toes is so fucking amazing and licking pussy is too!! But both together? GODLY!!!!!

    Submitted by Sc0ttyB on Jul 20, 10 at 3:33pm
  • There's an app for that.

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Part of me want to vote thumbs down for the fact you have to google it and part of me wants to vote thumbs up bcuz its slightly awesome text

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 20, 10 at 9:54am
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 10:20pm
  • The closet thing to heaven!

    Submitted by cupper on Jul 20, 10 at 9:49am
  • Totally. The google it part makes the text funny. And if she is flexble just cross her legs on his face. She can toe fuck herself too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:26am
  • This deserves twelve ha's. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is all.

    Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 20, 10 at 7:09pm
  • This is stupid and they have old people web sites for pervets on the Internet

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Nice. And take that firsty. Haha

    Submitted by hurst on Jul 20, 10 at 9:16am
  • do the butterfly pose but u need to be somewhat flexible

    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 20, 10 at 9:48am
  • So peyton manning fucks guys from the dolphins?

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:57am
  • Google Douche before you attempt this trick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:35am
  • I like the way they think ;)

    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56pm
  • This text has inspired me...

    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Only in New Jersey...

    Submitted by ComradeP on Jul 20, 10 at 9:25am
  • Dude, you're a little slave b*tch if you do this. Stand up for yourself

    Submitted by alphadouche on Jul 20, 10 at 9:37am
  • You should suck your own feet while he eats you, then you should ditch him and call me !

    Submitted by nc3dunst on Aug 15, 10 at 6:41am
  • Wait...what??

    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:19am
  • Payton Manning is a Saint

    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:57am
  • My girlfriend has such soft, smooth, pretty feet--they make my dick so fucking hard

    Submitted by niceman on Mar 24, 12 at 10:18pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:44am