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  • 57 18
    Submitted by Alice on Jul 20, 10 at 9:19am
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    Try yoga. Your responsibility, not his.

  • 37 15
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 11:41pm
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    There's an app for that.

  • 39 20
    Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 20, 10 at 7:09pm
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    This deserves twelve ha's. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is all.

  • 34 19
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 20, 10 at 9:48am
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    do the butterfly pose but u need to be somewhat flexible

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Sc0ttyB on Jul 20, 10 at 3:33pm
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    Sucking toes is so fucking amazing and licking pussy is too!! But both together? GODLY!!!!!

  • 34 24
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 20, 10 at 9:54am
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    Part of me want to vote thumbs down for the fact you have to google it and part of me wants to vote thumbs up bcuz its slightly awesome text

  • 30 21
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 10:20pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:26am
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    Totally. The google it part makes the text funny. And if she is flexble just cross her legs on his face. She can toe fuck herself too.

  • 23 19
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56pm
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    I like the way they think ;)

  • 19 20
    Submitted by cupper on Jul 20, 10 at 9:49am
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    The closet thing to heaven!

  • 23 30
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:57am
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    So peyton manning fucks guys from the dolphins?

  • 18 21
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:40pm
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    This text has inspired me...

  • 22 29
    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:57am
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    Payton Manning is a Saint

  • 18 22
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:02pm
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    This is stupid and they have old people web sites for pervets on the Internet

  • 21 28
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:44am
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 18 24
    Submitted by ComradeP on Jul 20, 10 at 9:25am
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    Only in New Jersey...

  • 24 36
    Submitted by hurst on Jul 20, 10 at 9:16am
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    Nice. And take that firsty. Haha

  • 14 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:35am
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    Google Douche before you attempt this trick

  • 12 20
    Submitted by nc3dunst on Aug 15, 10 at 6:41am
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    You should suck your own feet while he eats you, then you should ditch him and call me !

  • 27 57
    Submitted by alphadouche on Jul 20, 10 at 9:37am
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    Dude, you're a little slave b*tch if you do this. Stand up for yourself

  • 11 31
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:19am
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    Wait...what??

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