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  • That just means you're ready for a sprint. You're totally unprepared for a marathon.

    Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 27, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Rule 545: Never underestimate the power of a chronic masturbater.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 7:08pm
  • I think you all are forgeting the potential power of this conquest. Whether he last 15 seconds or 15 hours, he had a threesome. And 15 years from now, endurance specifics will be long forgotten. Champ.

    Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 27, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Practiced for years, arrived at the main event, did some stretching, eyed out the prize, gun goes off...all round disappointment

    Submitted by splendourlicious on Jul 27, 10 at 9:52pm
  • All I get from this is you wank off by yourself a lot. If you can't get ONE girl how will you get two??

    Submitted by princesspalmer on Jul 27, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?\nLawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    Submitted by officespace on Jul 28, 10 at 12:26am
  • Theres a reason why they're always jerking it. Higher sex drive than most.

    Submitted by Superkameguru on Jul 27, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Make sure you jack off before you go have your two chicks. You'll last alot longer. I know.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 27, 10 at 9:41pm
  • omg I Jack off like 4 times a day

    Submitted by anonymous3200 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:30pm
  • It's not like your dick will be all that useful when there are two girls. Fingers and mouth, don't worry about stamina. If you get enough exercise you'll be fine.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 27, 10 at 11:51pm
  • Stupid.

    Submitted by pey0te on Jul 27, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Just take a Viagra even if you fire the first round early you will be so hard it won't matter

    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:07am
  • Lol @ princess Palmer commenting on a masturbation text

    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 8:03am
  • The OP isn't referring to the amount of time he spends masturbating on his own\nIt's referring to the fact that he'll probably end up doing a lot of masturbating during the threesome because those things never really turn out fair

    Submitted by yourewrong on Jul 27, 10 at 11:28pm
  • GoOd observations in the comments made. Maybe his intended conquests are inexperienced and may not realize he's a quickie kind of guy? LoL

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 27, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Regardless of which chick gets fucked longer as long as you got your dick in both of them and hit one from behind while she ate the others pussy, your the man and threesome notch earned

    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:22am
  • The opportunity for a threesome will give any man the staying power he needs

    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:19am
  • Mayorbee, that's an amazing statement.

    Submitted by Mastermise on Jul 27, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Where the hell is firsty rule guy is getting boring

    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 28, 10 at 4:36am
  • us manwhores call that practice

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 11:05pm