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  • Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 27, 10 at 7:19pm

    That just means you're ready for a sprint. You're totally unprepared for a marathon.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 7:08pm

    Rule 545: Never underestimate the power of a chronic masturbater.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 27, 10 at 10:11pm

    I think you all are forgeting the potential power of this conquest. Whether he last 15 seconds or 15 hours, he had a threesome. And 15 years from now, endurance specifics will be long forgotten. Champ.

  • Submitted by splendourlicious on Jul 27, 10 at 9:52pm

    Practiced for years, arrived at the main event, did some stretching, eyed out the prize, gun goes off...all round disappointment

  • Submitted by princesspalmer on Jul 27, 10 at 7:54pm

    All I get from this is you wank off by yourself a lot. If you can't get ONE girl how will you get two??

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    Submitted by officespace on Jul 28, 10 at 12:26am

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?\nLawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

  • Submitted by Superkameguru on Jul 27, 10 at 7:21pm

    Theres a reason why they're always jerking it. Higher sex drive than most.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 27, 10 at 11:51pm

    It's not like your dick will be all that useful when there are two girls. Fingers and mouth, don't worry about stamina. If you get enough exercise you'll be fine.

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 27, 10 at 9:41pm

    Make sure you jack off before you go have your two chicks. You'll last alot longer. I know.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 8:03am

    Lol @ princess Palmer commenting on a masturbation text

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    Submitted by pey0te on Jul 27, 10 at 11:40pm

    Stupid.

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    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:07am

    Just take a Viagra even if you fire the first round early you will be so hard it won't matter

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    Submitted by anonymous3200 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:30pm

    omg I Jack off like 4 times a day

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      Submitted by whoreable on Jul 28, 10 at 12:13am

      omg. get used to it.

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 27, 10 at 8:52pm

    GoOd observations in the comments made. Maybe his intended conquests are inexperienced and may not realize he's a quickie kind of guy? LoL

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    Submitted by yourewrong on Jul 27, 10 at 11:28pm

    The OP isn't referring to the amount of time he spends masturbating on his own\nIt's referring to the fact that he'll probably end up doing a lot of masturbating during the threesome because those things never really turn out fair

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    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:22am

    Regardless of which chick gets fucked longer as long as you got your dick in both of them and hit one from behind while she ate the others pussy, your the man and threesome notch earned

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    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:19am

    The opportunity for a threesome will give any man the staying power he needs

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    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 28, 10 at 4:36am

    Where the hell is firsty rule guy is getting boring

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    Submitted by Mastermise on Jul 27, 10 at 8:53pm

    Mayorbee, that's an amazing statement.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    us manwhores call that practice