Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I wouldn't be laughing so hard if I thought this text weren't highly probable
I think this may have been my landlord...
This is hilarious!!! Wow
Yup, see this in san francisco....
I see a lady doing this all the time in Scranton! So funny
In Japan people wear medical masks when they're sick and outside in public. Still doesn't explain the scissors though... maybe she's delirious and is acting out that urban legend?
This also happens in the 405 lol
I'm old gregg
The fact she's Asian makes it funnier
Only in Ottawa/Kanata...fuck, its so sad how true this really is.
Actually native Americans were here first. But I still agree. If ur racist then go somewhere else. Germany, perhaps?
I saw the same thing in the 504
Reges: white people need to get out of america. wanna know why? asians got here first. (no offense to anyone else)
There is actually a very popular Japaneses Urban legend called the Kuchisake-onna (slit-mouthed woman) that walks around in a medical mask and trenchcoat. She thens stabs people with scissors. I swear to god it's real look it up on wikipedia. rthere's also an asian horror movie called carved about it. It's a really cool legend . Anyways I wonder if that's what inspired this text.
You just gave me nightmares. thanks bro.
the only thing wrong with this statement is that somebody trusted an Asian with scissors...have u ever heard of throwing stars?
Technically the human race first made the transformation from apes to humans somewhere in eithiopia so the first people to arrive in the Americas were eithiopians and on top of it the first europians to arrive in the new world were the Vikings from Iceland and historians believed the settled around maine but the left because of violence from the local Indian population
Reges：first of all it isn't just on wikipedia. It's an actual legend my Japanese 1 teacher told us about it. Secondly, you are a racist asshole.
My bf knows a lady in Tucson that just left the looney bin and And she does this all the time
1. Brocky ur pretty dumb to reference wikipedia in any way. 2. Fucking crazy ass Asians need to get the fuck out of America.
It's now 2021, and that would no-longer seem strange.