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  • 112 20
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 8, 10 at 10:20pm
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    new meaning to having one in the oven...

  • 114 26
    Submitted by archery126 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Yo dawg, I heard you like muffins, so we put a muffin in yo muffin

    • 21 30
      Submitted by skootles on Jul 8, 10 at 10:53pm
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      so you can eat while you eat

  • 90 25
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 12:00am
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    Would you like a yeast infection?

  • 81 26
    Submitted by smurphette on Jul 8, 10 at 11:09pm
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    The fact that you have to think twice about this = you fail at life.

  • 87 38
    Submitted by MrK on Jul 8, 10 at 10:29pm
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    If you do that, then you're a cunt-muffin.

  • 69 27
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 8, 10 at 10:32pm
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    doesn't sound too comfy. though i'm for anything that encourages him to go down on you.

  • 63 25
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 8, 10 at 11:58pm
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    Well tell RJ to shove the muffin up his ass!

  • 53 20
    Submitted by bizzrant on Jul 9, 10 at 12:46am
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    I think it really depends on what type of muffin it is.

  • 44 20
    Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:22pm
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    good idea. if you have to ask someone else's opinion on that, you deserve your vag to become rotten and unusable.

  • 42 18
    Submitted by brigantia on Jul 9, 10 at 2:08am
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    I hope this women never procreates. Stupidity seems to be hereditary.

    • 20 25
      Submitted by hdlol6969 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am
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      you mean *woman.. yes stupidity must be hereditary!

  • 41 24
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jul 8, 10 at 11:30pm
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    You ain't seen nothing till your down on a muffin, walk this way

  • 38 20
    Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 8, 10 at 11:30pm
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    That's like asking for a yeast infection...

  • 41 28
    Submitted by breezy266 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:23pm
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    Bad idea

  • 29 17
    Submitted by Allo_guv on Jul 9, 10 at 11:10am
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    I take it you wanted your muffin buttered?

  • 28 20
    Submitted by cmillss on Jul 9, 10 at 12:34am
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    Bad.

  • 28 22
    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 9, 10 at 3:45am
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    More women should store food in their vaginas. More guys would be inclined to eat out at the Y. It's also good for smuggling snacks into sporting events. \n\nBTW, is RJ Ross Jefferies, because this sounds like something he would do?

  • 34 37
    Submitted by lh1220 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:36am
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    You bluffin with that muffin? Lol

  • 28 28
    Submitted by migulrocks on Jul 9, 10 at 6:26am
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    That'll surprise guys

  • 25 22
    Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 9, 10 at 1:33am
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    Wow you're fucking dumb to even ask that

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Authoress on Jul 8, 10 at 10:14pm
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    Muffin bottom?

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Frankie631 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:30am
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    theres a tangy taste in you're muffin. Is that a cherry?

    • 20 19
      Submitted by massgirl88 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:25pm
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      great skit!

    • 11 17
      Submitted by kyurois on Jul 9, 10 at 7:54pm
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      There hasn't been a cherry in her muffin since 1947!

  • 22 20
    Submitted by mxs on Jul 9, 10 at 11:33pm
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    RJ just graduated from my school. Win.

  • 25 27
    Submitted by blazed617 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:07am
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    Why would that ever be a goodhy would a good idea? Quality of texts need to be better....

  • 20 20
    Submitted by coach12 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:16am
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    nice Ryan's into kinky shitt? let em have it

  • 24 30
    Submitted by sni on Jul 8, 10 at 11:40pm
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    Aha I'm going to go with..... Bad

  • 20 23
    Submitted by marlishizzle on Jul 9, 10 at 8:06am
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    WTF central PA???

  • 16 17
    Submitted by jessicamcgwhyte on Jul 9, 10 at 8:40am
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    Yeast infection for you if you do!

  • 17 21
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:30am
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    good idea.\n\nhey TFLN "The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni." WTF IS THAT?

  • 18 25
    Submitted by laxbro18 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:45am
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    What flavor??

  • 20 29
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:34am
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    Blue berry muffins rock!!! Lol

  • 17 23
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 9, 10 at 1:19am
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    @bizzrant.... Hahaha that hilarious.

  • 26 41
    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:29pm
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    what u got a yeast infection or some shit is he trying to get the bitch to rise somemore?

  • 16 23
    Submitted by coach12 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:19am
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    Ryans into kinky shit like thatt? hm didnt even know, id say let him have it

  • 21 33
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 8, 10 at 11:19pm
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    You mean kinda like throwing s hot dog down the hallway right?

  • 18 28
    Submitted by morning_wood on Jul 9, 10 at 3:44am
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    Just make sure to preheat to 400 degrees before baking the muffin

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 11:49pm
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    I shove hole fucking cakes in my ass!! A muffin is nothing

  • 11 19
    Submitted by kitkathy on Jul 10, 10 at 6:18pm
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    You can fit a muffin in your vagina??? Jeeeesus...

  • 4 7
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 2:09pm
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    RJ must be the OP's cat. Who else'd want a fish muffin?

  • 10 20
    Submitted by myhdhrts07 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:50pm
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    VERY bad idea you'll have to douche fir a year

  • 20 42
    Submitted by tweedledee on Jul 8, 10 at 11:20pm
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    A muffin in your muffin? Ironic.

    • 14 24
      Submitted by Aleeus2010 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:40am
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      LEARN HOW TO USE IRONY!!! "A muffin in your muffin" is NOT ironic! It would be a coincidence!\n\nIrony DOES NOT EQUAL coincidence!

  • 13 44
    Submitted by tosh_03 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:31pm
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    RJ Berger wants you to put a muffin in your vagina? He should just use his tri-pod instead.

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