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  • 1000 ways to die - suffocated under fat sex partner.

    Submitted by ohcalamityme on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm
  • i quote bo burnham sex is like fractions its improbable for the larger one to be on top

    Submitted by udown on Jul 5, 10 at 10:16pm
  • This could be a girl... They're known to ask this and guys tend to love girls riding..

    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 5, 10 at 10:30pm
  • WIN.

    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm
  • 248 - yeah well guess whos not gettin any tonight?.. (way to go champ you just cock blocked yourself)

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 5, 10 at 10:06pm
    • Stupid comment. Dude obviously isn't looking to get laid, at least not with that chick.

      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 5, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Thats was clever.. I saw that episode too!

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 6, 10 at 1:28am
  • So, yes you are fat

    Submitted by whitie112 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Why are there so many dislikes?! This shot is fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by figure18j on Jul 6, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Ohcalamityme: I saw that fuckin episode I was dying of laughter

    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:31pm
  • i bet she wouldnt be on the bottom any time soon either

    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 7, 10 at 2:20am
  • You would burst my spleen if I let you get on top

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 6, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Oh....damn...

    Submitted by nbvideo on Jul 5, 10 at 10:38pm
  • @kcs99 - piss off, there are girls who love guys on top so it couldve just as easily been a guy asking

    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 6, 10 at 10:21am
  • Well girls should always be on top or isn't fun!!! Lol

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:29pm
  • HaasMcCooter: come back after you go through puberty. This "could be" a girl!?? R U crazy or just stupid? Of course it's a girl!

    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:56am
    • come back after you finish elementary school and can spell words such as 'you' and 'are'.

      Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Aug 29, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Don't ever let a chick from Texas on top. Everythings bigger in Texas except for the dicks and wranglers that cover the little peckers up.

    Submitted by notTexan on Jul 6, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Go Michigan!! Haha

    Submitted by lilninos on Jul 6, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Very clever Clockwork. Gotta give you props on that one.

    Submitted by memyself on Jul 5, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Maybe the person who doesnt want "am i fat?" person on top is just very skinny and cant handle an average sized person on top which she could be.

    Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 6, 10 at 2:53am
  • everyone knows fat giris are like mopeds... they are both fun to ride, you just don't let your friends see you doing either one...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 8:57am
    • opinions are like assholes, buddy.. everybody has one and 9 out of 10 times they stink

      Submitted by Cooriss on Jul 7, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Ooohhh never ask that question if u ain't gonna like the answer -FYI if u need to ask then u probably are!

    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 7, 10 at 4:20am
  • The girl always gotta be on top anyways. Then she can't get prego. Gravity. It's science ;)

    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 7, 10 at 11:02pm
    • You're fucking retarded. Don't have sex, you procreating would be a tragedy.

      Submitted by CannonPop on Dec 23, 10 at 11:00pm
  • i would let your Fluffy bIg Round Sexy body on Top :) read the cap letters ;)

    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 5, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Michigan- woot

    Submitted by Smophie on Jun 6, 11 at 10:25pm
  • Depends, did you put down a chicken leg so you could use both hands to text?...if so then YES!

    Submitted by klangford on Jul 5, 10 at 10:21pm
  • 10:05... Hilarious!!! :D

    Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Thats a better way to put it :P

    Submitted by doodlenoodles on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28am
  • Owned haha

    Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 6, 10 at 2:13am
  • Oh my.

    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 5, 10 at 10:30pm