what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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11:40, I believe that the term is forcibly shoved his erect penis into her vagina and ejaculated while screaming "GET THE ALLSPARK".
Lol true or not. Just try to imagine the scene
sounds like he put his floppy disk in her disc drive
Fucking hilarious...i love it...i love optimus prime =]
Haha, that is great
Autobots, ENGAGE! Arming auxhilary cannon!
Thumbs up to whoever did this lmao
6:09pm, and you're an ugly virgin.
I LOVE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!
AHAHAHAHA...I am laughing so hard cause im a HUGE transformers fan, and wished I could've said this!
How much alcohol does it take to make this happen?
No one said you had to. So why do people like you have this app? Just enjoy the funny shit stop bitching.
hhaha i found this VERY funny!
totally gonna do this next time.
Fuckin love this one
man I wish this wasn't fake.
8:49AM, I agree, who cares if it's really true, its funny.
hahahaha this just made my day.
Funniest one I've seen on this site so far
I agree, it was better when I saw it the first time with Megan Fox on SNL.
"Optimus, it happened again, you've transformed again!"
Yeah, except that it's from SNL.
wait. so. there were FOUR parties involved here? two innocent bystanders (texter #2, roommate), and the two having sex optimus prime style?
bullpoop sandwiches, i say.
Gotta Love New York Babbbyyy!
Lmfao!!! That is awesome!!
I just don't believe half the shit on this site. This one included
I wish I could have sex with a robot. Motor oil makes great lube. He would fill me up with his mechanical robot penis and then he could fill me up with hydraulic fluid when he came... The government needs to start letting NASA sell the sex robots though because Im tired of sex with the lawmnowers.
That's fuckin hilarious
Hshahahahahahahah holy shit this is love
There are no words to explain how much I enjoyed this
Jake wants to know what "optimus prime" style is...he didn't get the joke
Ahahaaaahaaa almost as good as startrek sex
This is fucking hilarious! Hahaha
impossible conversation! never happened.