I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Here kitty kitty ....
Rule: If it involves pretzels, it involves firsty, No exceptions.
Are you gonna keep it?
These pretzels are making me Firsty.
A bag of airplane pretzels is akin to an asian penis. Tiny and not at all satisfying. j/s
Wow, even the texts are about pretzels now.
Does this MikeTheSituation think he is funny?
Nah man I ain't funny I talk real so please quit drinkin that haterade
Handcuffmaster, in guessing they got them on airplane hence the name AIRPLANE pretzels...
Where the hell did you get airplane pretzels!?! I want some!!
idk maybe an airplane
They're probably talking about a dog...
That's NOT the situation right there! Situation does not take advantage of grenades! Do the guido fist pump!!
Why were there airplane pretzels under your bed? Also I hope they made her firsty
WTF this isn't even funny. Yeah TFLN is definitely going downhill.
You do realize of course that all of us collectively are approving these lame TFLN right?
Wow. Fucking retarded.
Jooknow it seems tom me, somehow Firsty got his lame text approved....