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  • Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:06pm

    only watched porn on mute?

  • Submitted by douglo7 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:05pm

    Hahaha at least you orgasmed

  • Submitted by MuffinW on Jul 2, 10 at 7:17pm

    This is why you don't teach abstinence at school.

  • Submitted by Daft on Jul 2, 10 at 6:27pm

    Who cares, he got you there didn't he?

  • Submitted by jbzz on Jul 3, 10 at 11:20am

    Worse are the guys who know we can but don't care. Scum of the earth.

  • Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 3:16am

    Yall act like its somethin special when your lady orgasms? I dont stop till she does. Yall dont do that??

  • Submitted by Anonymous_ on Jul 2, 10 at 7:49pm

    Well, we wouldn't exist if girls couldn't orgasm, since they'd never want to breed in the first place

  • Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:06pm

    Sounds like he was a virgin

  • Submitted by zcobryant on Jul 2, 10 at 6:20pm

    Squirter?

  • Submitted by IrregularMe on Jul 2, 10 at 6:16pm

    This is why you shouldn't cradle rob.

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 2, 10 at 9:48pm

    This can't be real... Are there really guys out there that are that stupid?

  • Submitted by MonkeySlap on Jul 3, 10 at 7:34am

    I hate when people comment so seriously. Laugh and shut up

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 2, 10 at 9:46pm

    a woman having an orgasm is nothing to freak out about... should be enjoyed over and over... if he's good...

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    Submitted by iHaveNoLife on Jul 2, 10 at 11:56pm

    Hey that's impressive if that was his first time. Nobody is good their first time.

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    Submitted by mp9p on Jul 2, 10 at 7:23pm

    Lmao WTF @ sovietalias

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    Submitted by SgtInsurgent on Jul 3, 10 at 2:43am

    How did he get you to orgasm when he didn't even know he could?

  • 69 59
    Submitted by hoppingfrog on Jul 2, 10 at 6:17pm

    Give me a break

  • 59 55
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 12:39pm

    Hey monkeyslap you are a hypocrite

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:48pm

    Jbubbya, you don't seen to know the wonders of America... Most don't know what an orgasm is, other then cuming all over the female...

  • 56 58
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 4, 10 at 10:06am

    I had the most intense orgasm last night. From jacking off

  • 60 68
    Submitted by randomtxts on Jul 4, 10 at 8:10am

    haha loser

  • 67 83
    Submitted by kenzieElise on Jul 2, 10 at 6:14pm

    Wow he must suck!!!!!!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 5, 10 at 2:50am

    lmao, i hope the op explained that concept to that man! otherwise, she might be losing out ><

  • 52 57
    Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:14pm

    Someone never had the bird and the bee's chat with mom and dad. Haaaa! ;P

  • 55 69
    Submitted by DarthMare on Jul 3, 10 at 5:33am

    Are you fucking kidding me? And I thought guys in Utah were bad.... also, enough with the "Soviet Russia" bullshit. It's not only way past funny, it's also fucking annoying.

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    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 3, 10 at 10:21pm

    This does not surprise me. \nFellow west virgians disappoint.\n**shakes head**

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 11:46pm

    Muffin you're a dumbass. I'm not disagreeing with the topic, but reasons like the elusive female orgasm are not reasons why abstinence shouldn't be taught. Bring up an actual argument and don't look like a tool next time. Good effort though.

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      Submitted by intangiblemango on Jul 4, 10 at 5:00pm

      Oh! Oh! Oh! Pick me!\n\nFirstly, I think she was saying that's why abstinence-ONLY education shouldn't be taught. \n\nOn that:\n\nHow about the fact that kids who are taught abstinence-only education start having sex at the same age and have the same number of sexual partners, but are significantly less likely to use protection? (After all, by saying ONLY abstinence works, they're essentially being taught that condoms don't work.) STIs and unwanted infants galore!

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      Submitted by intangiblemango on Jul 4, 10 at 5:02pm

      In addition, how about the fact that Denmark, which has one of the lowest STI rates in the world, starts education on contraceptives in early elementary school?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jul 2, 10 at 9:51pm

    Don't you be lighting the sacred candle!!!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by tfossx on Jul 4, 10 at 2:34am

    at least he got you there. ..or was it a fake?

  • 55 77
    Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:43pm

    Stupid dick

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 7:58pm

    He's probably in middle school

  • 41 54
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 10, 10 at 1:21am

    Omg...

  • 41 62
    Submitted by _betweenwords on Jul 5, 10 at 4:07pm

    ohh damn, i hope you "hit it and quit it" after that.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 2, 10 at 7:55pm

    Run!

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    Submitted by Garner on Jul 3, 10 at 3:38am

    MuffinW, I was taught abstinence-only my whole life. I don't think that was this guy's problem. He was probably just not very experienced and definitely stupid. We have Google. If kids who are learning abstinence want to know stuff, they just google it.

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    Submitted by 2uinn on Jan 22, 12 at 6:19pm

    This is why I'm lesbian lol

  • Submitted by sovietalias on Jul 2, 10 at 6:43pm

    In soviet Russia, he give you herpes!