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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:05am

    Sounds like somebody's discovered the secret to true happiness.

  • 82 83
    Submitted by anon33 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:45am

    And that's why I stopped partying with toddlers. They are fucking lame.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by awsomesoraus on Jul 28, 10 at 2:09pm

    Sounds like something I would do

  • 68 60
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 28, 10 at 12:54pm

    Eeww was she blowin them with her puss? That thing must be foaming!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by scubakitty on Jul 28, 10 at 7:54pm

    Story of my life...

  • 61 59
    Submitted by cuddlefuddle on Jul 28, 10 at 12:36pm

    Her name "Bubbles."

  • 56 50
    Submitted by RenoNevada on Jul 28, 10 at 5:08pm

    I hope her and bubbles went on a first date.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by goefurself on Jul 28, 10 at 2:30pm

    What's black and blue and hates sex? ....the twelve year old in my trunk. Hahah that's fucked up

  • 53 57
    Submitted by A__C on Jul 28, 10 at 9:49am

    But they are cheap drunks, and really easy going after a beer or two... Did I mention they are super tight? And most can't pronounce "no"....

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      Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 11:16am

      Are they little boys? If so you haz mah attention.