the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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Pretty sad when Russians are more patriotic than you are...
Get over it and celebrate with em ya damn pussy
Xaxaxa davai davai :)
It's sad that Russians care more about the holiday than some of my fellow countrymen. Perfect case of taking shit for granted.
What a nancy.
in soviet russia we act like assholes
Whoever posted this is un-American. Fuck you buddy, fuck you.
Then leave America if you don't like the fourth!!!
I love Russians... Op, you need to get with the program. Who cares if it's 9 am. There are Russians and vodka, you should get outta bed and join them unless you drink like a six year old.
you obviously hate America
Why don't you join them? Afraid your pussy ass will get hammered in an hour and u will pass out? Weak sauce...
Hah. This sounds familiar. \n\nOh right. This is what my family was doing in the backyard..
oh its 9 a.m. and theres vodka? do you have any eggs with ya?
No one cares
well clearly you do
clearly soviet russia took a break yesterday
Uuugghhh Russia ur amazing .... Kinda anywayz 1st :P
im russsiaaaannnn woohooo
why are the Russians celebrating harder than you are?
Good Night, not because of you or your hatred of America, but for the Russians downstairs!
@oregon_donor: soviet Russia took a break way back in the 90's
too bad its not americas birthday