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  • 84 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:10, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 

  • 94 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:05pm

    Who cares if you were first. I don't care if this is real or not....that shit is funny.

  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:10pm

    if you can choke on your own hot dog I am VERY impressed

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:42pm

    Except the decision that 10:16 makes keeps somebody alive...

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    8:23 Well said. I agree with everything you just put.

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:46pm

    4:29 is the reason I support abortions.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:29pm

    5:28 who are you talking to?

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:56pm

    I don't think killing innocent children is something that should ever be acceptable.

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    5:30, well played sir.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:29pm

    this post is not about abortion. go meet up and have your discussion somewhere else.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:39pm

    5:56 is clearly a 16 year old virgin if she honestly thinks sex is only for reproduction. we're not cats, we're sentient beings who can find enjoyment in nature.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:13pm

    9:57 I'm glad you're that strong, but can you honestly say everyone should do that? I mean thats the sort of thing that BREAKS people. Not everyone can handle it. No one should be forced to handle it either.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    Regardless of how rediculious you all sound, this was a great TFLN.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:30pm

    @5:22: I'm pretty sure the liberal/conservative divide is a mostly artificial construct of people allying themselves with a political ideology rather than thinking for themselves. 1000 years ago, we likely would have all been slaves or serfs, maybe *minor* landowners at best and would have had no say in the government whatsoever. And yes, you did sound like an idiot.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:58am

    6:25 are you french?

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:30pm

    Thank you 5:56. I don't know why everyone is getting so heated over this. I believe abortion is wrong, but you all are entitled to disagree.

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:06pm

    4:56 you should have been aborted

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:12pm

    its awesome how when people say " lets not force our belief systems on to other people", 9 times out of 10 theyre trying to do just that lol

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:27pm

    It's taken a while but you American's are starting to get the hang of this irony thing, good work

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:28pm

    Look slut all I wanted was for you to swallow. I could give a damn about you being a liberal feminazi douche. But you fly your twastika high, cunt.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:42pm

    hahaha this thread is just one example of why the world hates Americans.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:51pm

    You don't have to like abortion, you just need to be able to accept that other people are going to do it, and they might as well do it in a safe, sterile environment as opposed to dirty back alley abortions, store bought chemicals, and throwing yourself down the stairs abortions.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by rclm26 on Oct 14, 10 at 1:38am

    Fuc*ing hilarious!!!

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    5:15 wins for successfully referencing Billy Madison

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:11pm

    There will always be situations where you should get an abortion, but that doesn't mean all lazy sluts who get knocked up should abort their children. Also, if I myself were ever raped, I would put the child up for adoption, not kill it.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:15pm

    Fuck this abortion debate. If people against abortion were really interested in lowering the abortion rate, there'd be more then just abstinence education in public schools. Easier and educated access to contraceptives would lower the abortion rate in time. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:38pm

    1:48 - You stole the words from my mouth. Seriously, what's with the abortion debate guys? To each his own.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:21pm

    Damn bitch who lit the fuse on your tampon

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:50pm

    @5:22: you do realize that abortions are much older than modern medicine right? You ever hear of a back alley abortion? Yeah well that was all an abortion was until modern medicine.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:10pm

    You realize if your parents aborted you you wouldn't be here. You would have had a perfect life because you would be dead. You hate babies, and I hate you.

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:12pm

    Would you rather have an imperfect life, or not have life at all?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:31pm

    7:27 you all still haven't got the hang of this American thing. We are better than you, get over it.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:48pm

    Abortions are bad, m-kay?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:21pm

    S/he's not a tranny, therefore you wouldnt expect her/him to be choking on a hotdog. S/he choked on a hotdog. Therefore, it is ironic.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:09pm

    OMFG I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    August 20, 2009 5:08PM - maybe it was a nice day for a bbq.. ever think of that?

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    They kill innocent babies!

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:18pm

    5:15 thank you, you are too kind. To put things so you can understand: BABY GO DIE DIE!

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:10pm

    Lol I can see now why thus ain't a lil kid site

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:16pm

    10:13, so since its inconvenient and they shouldn't "be forced to handle it", they can just end a life? You dont understand how precious life is or you would never say that. There are no excuses, take it from me. I was a VIRGIN when I was raped, something I wanted to save for a future husband. Didn't happen, but this miracle of a baby did. It broke me too, but you pick yourself up and keep going. I could've had an abortion, then why am I any better than the man who raped me? At least he let me live.

    • 18 12
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on May 2, 13 at 7:59pm

      @10:16 - I'm impressed at how you've been able to emotionally heal from that, but don't you think the world already has enough children? In fact, it has too much; look at the orphanages in every industrialized country. They're over-full, and in America you're kicked out on the street with little or no education once you turn 18. There's a difference between an "imperfect" life and a life not worth forcing upon anyone.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:34pm

    619, You should get new friends.

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:56pm

    47! my favorite number. by the way, abortion is absolutely wrong. if you dont wannt get pregnant, stop opening your legs, the purpose of sex is TO HAVE KIDS so if you get pregnant by having sex, dont be mad. Like one lady put it, don't buy a ticket to Chicago, get on the train to Chicago, wait until it arrives in Chicago, and then be pissed you ended up in Chicago.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by venturepants on Jan 10, 11 at 7:34am

    this is something i could see Sterling archer saying.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:10am

    I love how every refers to people by times instead of being able to make names for ourselves

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:02am

    12:09 are you the regulator of acceptable conversation topics of this site? then go sit on your thumb bitch.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:09am

    CHRIST. Shut the FUCK up about abortion. Everyone has their own opinion and nobody is going to agree with yours, so there's no point on trying to force yours on everybody else... seriously, DROP IT.

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:08pm

    4:57, prevent an abortion: swallow.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:04pm

    well doesn't that just sound delicious.... and giving me ideas on how to prank my friends. i owe you my life.

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:22pm

    All I was saying is that clearly, your parents would have aborted you, given the chance, therefore, you would not be here to make this argument. If abortions had been here a thousand years ago, you liberals would not be here, because you would have killed each other off already. I understand I sound like an idiot, but you are far worse.

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:12pm

    Funny, but I see no irony. Coincidence, maybe?

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:48pm

    wtf...how did this turn into an abortion debate?

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:56pm

    Yeah. I can't help but think, if everyone got an abortion, there would be alot less people who disagree with me.

  • 58 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:57pm

    If a parent doesn't want their kid, we should just kill it, eyy? You people are pathetic.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:57pm

    Wow, two snarky abortion jokes and we get this. No ones forcing anyone to get an abortion, so be polite and don't force people to not get abortions.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:04pm

    Thanks 9:57 you are a wonderful person.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:42am

    This just proves that abortions are as American as trannies, hot dogs and apple pie. Oh, this won't end the arguing? Okay, here's some fuel. Abortion is much older then modern medicine. The bible actually talks about abortion and advocates it for any pregnancy not conceived by a woman with her husband. Ready...set...argue pointlessly...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:54pm

    Ain't that when they kill something?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by sparklyyy19 on Apr 13, 11 at 2:36pm

    I can honestly say that these two people are cousins...and my family.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:17pm

    they arent innocent babies. they are guilty of attempted desecration of another human beings social life.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 9, 12 at 5:56pm

    It's called practice.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:26pm

    for those too stupid to know what irony really is, in its simplest terms it can be referred to as a coicidental contradiction.

  • 52 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 2:34pm

    I can't believe people are actually arguing about abortions on this web site! hahHaha no one actually gives a damn whAt you have to say about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:08pm

    What kind of loser has hotdogs for family dinner? fucking poor people

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:10pm

    8:19, if youre saying the purpose of the site is to read the texts and not discuss things off-the-wall, shut the motherfuck up and go read the texts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:57pm

    If you support abortion, you're selfish and lazy. What if your mom's friend just said "oh you dont want the back pain" and anything youve experienced never happened? Think about it. It IS murder, and it IS wrong - ALWAYS. I was raped and I didn't kill my baby, he's almost 6 and the most precious thing in my life.

  • 43 86
    Submitted by jakeinthebox on Jul 25, 10 at 6:49pm

    THATS A GREAT IDEA IMA TRY THIS ON MY BUDDY BRANDON

  • 24 49
    Submitted by trizzle88 on Sep 6, 11 at 3:20am

    LOLOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:02am

    8:42 I want book chapter and verse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:06pm

    Apparently you care, or you wouldn't have replied.

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:26am

    lololololololololololol. mating call!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    All in all this is just one hot tranny mess