you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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5:10, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
this post is not about abortion. go meet up and have your discussion somewhere else.
if you can choke on your own hot dog I am VERY impressed
Fuck this abortion debate. If people against abortion were really interested in lowering the abortion rate, there'd be more then just abstinence education in public schools. Easier and educated access to contraceptives would lower the abortion rate in time.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Well said. I agree with everything you just put.
Thank you 5:56. I don't know why everyone is getting so heated over this. I believe abortion is wrong, but you all are entitled to disagree.
Who cares if you were first.
I don't care if this is real or not....that shit is funny.
9:57 I'm glad you're that strong, but can you honestly say everyone should do that? I mean thats the sort of thing that BREAKS people. Not everyone can handle it. No one should be forced to handle it either.
4:56 you should have been aborted
5:30, well played sir.
Except the decision that 10:16 makes keeps somebody alive...
its awesome how when people say " lets not force our belief systems on to other people", 9 times out of 10 theyre trying to do just that lol
Would you rather have an imperfect life, or not have life at all?
5:28 who are you talking to?
This just proves that abortions are as American as trannies, hot dogs and apple pie. Oh, this won't end the arguing? Okay, here's some fuel. Abortion is much older then modern medicine. The bible actually talks about abortion and advocates it for any pregnancy not conceived by a woman with her husband. Ready...set...argue pointlessly...
You don't have to like abortion, you just need to be able to accept that other people are going to do it, and they might as well do it in a safe, sterile environment as opposed to dirty back alley abortions, store bought chemicals, and throwing yourself down the stairs abortions.
6:25 are you french?
5:15 wins for successfully referencing Billy Madison
I don't think killing innocent children is something that should ever be acceptable.
There will always be situations where you should get an abortion, but that doesn't mean all lazy sluts who get knocked up should abort their children. Also, if I myself were ever raped, I would put the child up for adoption, not kill it.
4:29 is the reason I support abortions.
August 20, 2009 5:08PM - maybe it was a nice day for a bbq.. ever think of that?
well doesn't that just sound delicious.... and giving me ideas on how to prank my friends.
i owe you my life.
@5:22: I'm pretty sure the liberal/conservative divide is a mostly artificial construct of people allying themselves with a political ideology rather than thinking for themselves. 1000 years ago, we likely would have all been slaves or serfs, maybe *minor* landowners at best and would have had no say in the government whatsoever.
And yes, you did sound like an idiot.
619, You should get new friends.
Regardless of how rediculious you all sound, this was a great TFLN.
4:57, prevent an abortion: swallow.
5:56 is clearly a 16 year old virgin if she honestly thinks sex is only for reproduction.
we're not cats, we're sentient beings who can find enjoyment in nature.
@5:22: you do realize that abortions are much older than modern medicine right? You ever hear of a back alley abortion? Yeah well that was all an abortion was until modern medicine.
I can honestly say that these two people are cousins...and my family.
hahaha this thread is just one example of why the world hates Americans.
You realize if your parents aborted you you wouldn't be here. You would have had a perfect life because you would be dead. You hate babies, and I hate you.
Funny, but I see no irony. Coincidence, maybe?
10:13, so since its inconvenient and they shouldn't "be forced to handle it", they can just end a life? You dont understand how precious life is or you would never say that. There are no excuses, take it from me. I was a VIRGIN when I was raped, something I wanted to save for a future husband. Didn't happen, but this miracle of a baby did. It broke me too, but you pick yourself up and keep going. I could've had an abortion, then why am I any better than the man who raped me? At least he let me live.
@10:16 - I'm impressed at how you've been able to emotionally heal from that, but don't you think the world already has enough children? In fact, it has too much; look at the orphanages in every industrialized country. They're over-full, and in America you're kicked out on the street with little or no education once you turn 18. There's a difference between an "imperfect" life and a life not worth forcing upon anyone.
It's taken a while but you American's are starting to get the hang of this irony thing, good work
Look slut all I wanted was for you to swallow. I could give a damn about you being a liberal feminazi douche. But you fly your twastika high, cunt.
8:19, if youre saying the purpose of the site is to read the texts and not discuss things off-the-wall, shut the motherfuck up and go read the texts.
7:27 you all still haven't got the hang of this American thing. We are better than you, get over it.
Lol I can see now why thus ain't a lil kid site
Wow, two snarky abortion jokes and we get this. No ones forcing anyone to get an abortion, so be polite and don't force people to not get abortions.
Damn bitch who lit the fuse on your tampon
OMFG I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They kill innocent babies!
8:42 I want book chapter and verse
for those too stupid to know what irony really is, in its simplest terms it can be referred to as a coicidental contradiction.
Abortions are bad, m-kay?
this is something i could see Sterling archer saying.
1:48 - You stole the words from my mouth. Seriously, what's with the abortion debate guys? To each his own.
5:15 thank you, you are too kind. To put things so you can understand: BABY GO DIE DIE!
S/he's not a tranny, therefore you wouldnt expect her/him to be choking on a hotdog.
S/he choked on a hotdog.
Therefore, it is ironic.
If you support abortion, you're selfish and lazy. What if your mom's friend just said "oh you dont want the back pain" and anything youve experienced never happened? Think about it. It IS murder, and it IS wrong - ALWAYS. I was raped and I didn't kill my baby, he's almost 6 and the most precious thing in my life.
Thanks 9:57 you are a wonderful person.
I love how every refers to people by times instead of being able to make names for ourselves
All I was saying is that clearly, your parents would have aborted you, given the chance, therefore, you would not be here to make this argument. If abortions had been here a thousand years ago, you liberals would not be here, because you would have killed each other off already. I understand I sound like an idiot, but you are far worse.
What kind of loser has hotdogs for family dinner? fucking poor people
Apparently you care, or you wouldn't have replied.
Yeah. I can't help but think, if everyone got an abortion, there would be alot less people who disagree with me.
they arent innocent babies. they are guilty of attempted desecration of another human beings social life.
lololololololololololol. mating call!
47! my favorite number.
by the way, abortion is absolutely wrong. if you dont wannt get pregnant, stop opening your legs, the purpose of sex is TO HAVE KIDS so if you get pregnant by having sex, dont be mad.
Like one lady put it, don't buy a ticket to Chicago, get on the train to Chicago, wait until it arrives in Chicago, and then be pissed you ended up in Chicago.
12:09 are you the regulator of acceptable conversation topics of this site? then go sit on your thumb bitch.
wtf...how did this turn into an abortion debate?
Ain't that when they kill something?
CHRIST. Shut the FUCK up about abortion. Everyone has their own opinion and nobody is going to agree with yours, so there's no point on trying to force yours on everybody else... seriously, DROP IT.
It's called practice.
All in all this is just one hot tranny mess
If a parent doesn't want their kid, we should just kill it, eyy? You people are pathetic.
I can't believe people are actually arguing about abortions on this web site! hahHaha no one actually gives a damn whAt you
have to say about it
THATS A GREAT IDEA IMA TRY THIS ON MY BUDDY BRANDON