his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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i didn't know trailers could have 2nd floors
In what way does jersey scream trailer?
i didn't say anything about jersey. i'm from jersey so don't even get me started... i meant that their house has to be pretty shitty if their fan is about to fly off the ceiling
According to a survey I made up for this comment 95% of the state of new jersey lives in a trailer. so that... your move
ohhhh. that's right. your fake survey is so legit.
Better question.... Why was the phone answered mid-sex??
If my kid was banging his/her latest date that loudly in my house, I'd just start shouting advice on positions from behind the door until they stopped.
This is why you don't date guys who still live with there parents
So you didn't start having sex or even dating for that matter until you were out of your parents house? cool...
you can date without having sex...
what are you, 14?
no, just didn’t have sex with guys who lived with their parents when I was in high school...
That's like Tonic without Gin, Coke without Rum.
I'm just wondering what possessed them to have sex while the mom was in the house. Though I'd like to see his brothers face when he's told that there are some love stains on his sheets from his brother lmao
Time to move out...
What were you guys doing to almost knock a ceiling fan down??
that is a horrible question
It's summer... College kid
RyanM ... Was this your post? You're awfully protective of it...
Lmao. The comments are usually better than the tfln but this was hilarious.
People need to stop fucking at 14. Your parents don't want to hear you bumping uglies.
This is epic.
Way to be mom
Cobra, his room's probly on top of his mom's room so they bangin so hard her ceiling shakes hahah
Lauren, Do me.
New jersey is where new yorkers throw their garbage
Damn.. Sounds like you guys were having a good time lol
Are you really that lonely?
Julga- bc his phone rang and saw it was his mom calling and if she is home why wouldn't he answer?? Plus they should learn to be more discreet if they are doing it while people are home ;)
I wonder how the brother felt about this
Good made up story...
Pornmaxim and wide6.
Ahhh from my area code, this makes me proud
that true sex like a boss
That's some dam good fucking!!
what bullshit, no moms that understanding
The summer before college, My mom said to me one day "I'd appreciate it if you two would go somewhere else tonight. I'm tired of seeing the ceiling move." Ouch.
I guess when your pushing the big Hippo up the wall the house might shake.
Who knows good free porn sites
One: Move out of your parents house. \nTwo: If you're not of age to move out, you shouldn't be having sex. \nThree: If the above two don't apply, at least have the respect to not do that when mums around. \nFour: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ANSWER THE PHONE! \nActually, I always answer the phone. It could potentially be an emergency. So, four is irrelevant to my person. But...seriously dude. Thefack.
reppin 973, make us proud.
One more reason why abstinance pays off :P
THIS IS EPICCC
I call fake
Prob time to move out, assuming you areole enough to do that.
You better high five your mom!
Okay, this made me laugh.
This one is epic! The fact that it's jersey and they probably do shit like that up there..
One time when my mom called me my GF back then gave me a 30 minute BJ contingent on staying on the phone.
you girl friend must have given real shitty blow jobs