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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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This is your future calling... You're fucked.
Pow right in the kisser.
This is unfortunate because this text was sent to Tommy's current girlfriend. Ouch...
That was me nine months ago but his name was not Tommy....wonk wonk
Some friend you are.
I took this as a bunch of guys having a laugh at the expense of a skank he broke up with a long time ago (for being a skank). But yeah, open to interpretation.
Ouch.
creepy, my names tommy, and i live in area code 847
how funny. i think i know this tommy...
But it matches my mullet and shitty prison tats
Abortion pill. Kill that fucker
Good ol' northshore shenanigans.
Oooh owned
That's a bad game of telephone.
Yea uhm... Tommy probably isn't going to answer lmao
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
There is a reason you can't get ahold of Tommy.
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