Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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This is your future calling... You're fucked.
Pow right in the kisser.
This is unfortunate because this text was sent to Tommy's current girlfriend. Ouch...
Some friend you are.
I took this as a bunch of guys having a laugh at the expense of a skank he broke up with a long time ago (for being a skank). But yeah, open to interpretation.
That was me nine months ago but his name was not Tommy....wonk wonk
creepy, my names tommy, and i live in area code 847
But it matches my mullet and shitty prison tats
There is a reason you can't get ahold of Tommy.
Abortion pill. Kill that fucker
how funny. i think i know this tommy...
That's a bad game of telephone.
Good ol' northshore shenanigans.
Yea uhm... Tommy probably isn't going to answer lmao
These pretzels are making me thirsty!